Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 3hPro tip: don't think of a deadline as a stressful constraint. View it as an opportunity to sleep less! 290
Reposted by Clément CanonneFOCS 2026 @focs2026.bsky.social · 5hRegistration for #FOCS2026 is now open: focs.computer.org/2026/registr... Early bird deadline: ⏰ October 26, AoEfocs.computer.orgRegistration – FOCS 2026 023
Reposted by Clément CanonneClément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026A very important message from Omer Reingold to our TCS community, especially us (arg, already) senior researchers: "snap out of it." Please, digest, and share. theorydish.blog/2026/09/29/s... 47220
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 30/09/2026(That was very good! Ryan is truly incredible at tricking me into believing I understand things.) 050
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026"Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man." (remotely attending the Simons Institute's Karp Distinguished Lecture by @booleananalysis.bsky.social) @simonsinstitute.bsky.social 2203
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026You or I may disagree with some specific statements made, maybe, but the gist of the article (no time for doomerism or complacency from established/tenured folks) stands! "I urge us to be brave enough to pursue dramatic, ongoing transformations." 070
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026A very important message from Omer Reingold to our TCS community, especially us (arg, already) senior researchers: "snap out of it." Please, digest, and share. theorydish.blog/2026/09/29/s... 47220
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026Very hard to read though, that phone is shaking way too much 100
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026Hey, look, @mcsweeneys.net wrote and entire feature about me! www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...mcsweeneys.netI’m Going to Have a Third Cup of Coffee, and I Need Everyone to Respect My Decision“When I call you to say I feel like I’m going to pass out, you will ask if I’ve had anything to eat all day, and I will reply that yes, I have, but the forkf... 180
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026One-year position, on the following areas of interest (copied directly from the posting linked above): www.cam.ac.uk/jobs/researc... (Apply by December 1) 010
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026If you're in #TheoreticalCS and on the postdoc job market, now or soon: this opportunity to work with Tom Gur (@tomgur.bsky.social) on "cutting-edge research on the interplay of theoretical computer science, mathematics, and quantum mechanics" sounds amazing: www.cam.ac.uk/jobs/researc...cam.ac.ukResearch Assistant/Associate in Theoretical Computer Science (Fixed Term)Fixed-term: The funds for this post are available for 1 year. 1205
Reposted by Clément CanonneTCS+ @tcsplus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Zoom link for Sepehr Assadi's talk, "Greedy is Optimal for the Semi-Streaming Matching Problem," is now available on our website. See you tomorrow, 1pm ET! www.tcsplus.org/welcome/next...tcsplus.orgTCS+ - Next TCS+ talkOur next TCS+ talk will take place on September 30 (10:00am Pacific Time, 1:00 pm Eastern Time, 19:00 Central European Summer Time, 17:00 UTC — check yours here ). Sepehr Assadi, from the University o... 054
Reposted by Clément CanonneHung Le @hunglv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026SODA 27 notifications are out. Interesting facts: 1. Submissions: 1181 papers. Last year, 809 submissions, a 46% up. 2. Acceptance: 287 (~24.3%). Last year, 243 acceptances (~30%) Personal facts: Only 4-4-4 papers got into SODA; all 3-3-4 papers rejected. Rebuttal does not change anything. 191
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026I don't understand all this hand-wringing about "paperclip maximization." I would love to see a very, very big paperclip 390
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026Really? I never saw them appear on my aggregator :/ 100
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026I agree! The fact that the *Simons Institute* organized this in the US (at Berkeley) seems reasonable to me, though: that's where it is! The fact that the (non-Simons) people involved didn't argue we should also have similar events elsewhere and aggregate the results is the problem 120
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026(to be fair, we don't know where the 32 people they invited but who couldn't make it were from. But on short notice, and to fly to the US, there was obviously going to be a very, very strong bias...) 110
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026Well yeah, you do have Anthropic, OpenAI *and* Google 130
Reposted by Clément CanonneClément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026The report from the AI + TCS Working Group held at the @simonsinstitute.bsky.social is out, including "twelve concrete near-term recommended actions." Currently reading it: while I have some reservations, but there is some good in it! Notably items 7, 8, and 11. simons.berkeley.edu/ai-tcs-worki... 43112
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026Especially given that many interesting papers are about asking the right question (and, once this is done, some of the answers become obvious—which is what made the right question so important to ask) 030
Reposted by Clément CanonneLouis Barclay @louisbarclay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The latest urgent research from the Center for the Alignment of AI Alignment Centers: alignmentalignment.ai/caaac/blog/p...alignmentalignment.aiPrediction: AI will kill every human by next year, or notOur latest prediction model uses cutting-edge binary methodology to forecast potential AI futures 0115
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026@tdietterich.bsky.social Maybe an obvious question or existing feature I don't know, but has @arxiv.bsky.social considered implementing a notification or announcement system for when papers are *updated*? (Especially useful for cases where the update is a correction, or adds new results) 170
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026For the first point, I assume that every such rule will allow for exceptions in cases like the one you suggest (and arXiv can be replaced by other repositories such as ECCC, etc.). As for the second... Yes. We'll need to step up. 040
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026*made explicit. And yes, one "limitation" is, due to the fact that the workshop was short notice and at Simons in Berkeley, that all but one attendee are based in the US. (There are more researchers from OpenAI and Anthropic than from all other countries in the world combined.) 140
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026Item 7 is also crucial—I am very glad to see it make explicit. "This changing landscape is also obfuscating what early career researchers view as success and how their mentors should guide them. In particular, AI risks accelerating an “arms race” in the number of research publications." 181
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026To elaborate on Point 8: of course, this acknowledges uncertainty, which is scary (but unfortunately obvious). The good and uplifting part is that it's explicitly prescribing that there should be a community focus (with funding!) on junior researchers, as opposed to "doom and free for all." 180
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026The report from the AI + TCS Working Group held at the @simonsinstitute.bsky.social is out, including "twelve concrete near-term recommended actions." Currently reading it: while I have some reservations, but there is some good in it! Notably items 7, 8, and 11. simons.berkeley.edu/ai-tcs-worki... 43112
Reposted by Clément CanonneClément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 28/09/2026By my wonderful colleague Katy Gero: A 4-month artist residency, Feb to May 2027, at the School of Computer Science at #USyd, "to support artists working on projects that involve serious consideration of computation and its related subjects." Share broadly, and apply! www.writefutureslab.com/air/writefutureslab.comArtist in Residence 2177
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 28/09/2026Why not ask the PC chair then, instead of Gemini? 060
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 28/09/2026Deadline to apply: October 31. www.writefutureslab.com/air/ 010
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 28/09/2026By my wonderful colleague Katy Gero: A 4-month artist residency, Feb to May 2027, at the School of Computer Science at #USyd, "to support artists working on projects that involve serious consideration of computation and its related subjects." Share broadly, and apply! www.writefutureslab.com/air/writefutureslab.comArtist in Residence 2177
Reposted by Clément CanonneTCS+ @tcsplus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is this week! Register here (free) for Sepehr's talk: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...docs.google.comTCS+ RSVP: Sepehr Assadi (2026/09/30)Greedy is Optimal for the Semi-Streaming Matching Problem 012
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 28/09/2026As a caveat, I don't have the depth of thought of the giants of our field, and I haven't had the strength to climb on their shoulders. I just have opinions about what I like, what I thought we all agreed on, and the people I look up to. 190
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 28/09/2026I don't have a blog, I don't do podcasts, but I have thoughts (sometimes), and to put my money where my mouth is I may write something about what I think the values of Theoretical CS are, should be, and where to (possibly) go from there these days. Would there be some interest? 11621
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 28/09/2026From our friends at the School of #Mathematics and Statistics at #USyd: positions as 'Magma Research Associates / Magma Research Fellows to develop and maintain the Magma computer #algebra system." 2 positions, each for 3 years: apply by October 20 usyd.wd105.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/USYD_E...usyd.wd105.myworkdayjobs.comMagma Research Associate / Magma Research Fellow2 x full time, 3-year fixed term positions, located on the Camperdown Campus at the School of Mathematics and Statistics Opportunity to drive research in computational pure mathematics through the dev... 189
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 28/09/2026- Put cat in box - Wait until cat falls asleep - Solve nap-sack problem 120
Reposted by Clément CanonneClément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 27/09/2026This is what "research" looks like for many paper-producing groups or individuals, in light of the recent advances in LLMs/AI systems. PSA: this may look tempting! But this is not good, this is not research, and, very much like when I tried to play Quake 3 back in the day, this will not end well. 3315
Reposted by Clément CanonneClément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 27/09/2026When I say "this is not good" let me be more specific: (1) this is not good for academia (destroying the current system before it has a chance to reassess its incentive structure), (2) it is not good for science (flooding the gates with ill-understood results and insightless or badly written proofs) 1255
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 27/09/2026Applying for a passport, and I have reached new levels of confusion. Why would one ever choose the first option here? How does this make sense? Has the person who created this form ever taken Logic 101? I am really trying here. 3140