Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 21h"Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man." (remotely attending the Simons Institute's Karp Distinguished Lecture by @booleananalysis.bsky.social) @simonsinstitute.bsky.social 2203
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 23hA very important message from Omer Reingold to our TCS community, especially us (arg, already) senior researchers: "snap out of it." Please, digest, and share. theorydish.blog/2026/09/29/s... 47120
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026One-year position, on the following areas of interest (copied directly from the posting linked above): www.cam.ac.uk/jobs/researc... (Apply by December 1) 010
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026Item 7 is also crucial—I am very glad to see it make explicit. "This changing landscape is also obfuscating what early career researchers view as success and how their mentors should guide them. In particular, AI risks accelerating an “arms race” in the number of research publications." 181
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/09/2026The report from the AI + TCS Working Group held at the @simonsinstitute.bsky.social is out, including "twelve concrete near-term recommended actions." Currently reading it: while I have some reservations, but there is some good in it! Notably items 7, 8, and 11. simons.berkeley.edu/ai-tcs-worki... 43112
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 28/09/2026Deadline to apply: October 31. www.writefutureslab.com/air/ 010
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 27/09/2026Applying for a passport, and I have reached new levels of confusion. Why would one ever choose the first option here? How does this make sense? Has the person who created this form ever taken Logic 101? I am really trying here. 3140
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 27/09/2026This is what "research" looks like for many paper-producing groups or individuals, in light of the recent advances in LLMs/AI systems. PSA: this may look tempting! But this is not good, this is not research, and, very much like when I tried to play Quake 3 back in the day, this will not end well. 3315
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 25/09/2026Regarding the incident involving 🇦🇺 Medicare and OpenAI... www.newscientist.com/article/2590... 1243
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 22/09/2026Tuesday, September 29, 3:30pm PT (8:30am on Wednesday in Sydney), livestream and in-person attendance available. And, obviously, Ryan is a truly great speaker! Register: simons.berkeley.edu/events/my-fa... @simonsinstitute.bsky.social 051
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 21/09/2026Rare photograph of the Australian Cookie Monster, seen here next to a mailbox. 2200
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 20/09/2026Palate cleanser: a tree, and its surprise tiny inhabitant. 2283
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 17/09/2026The Call for Papers for #STOC2027 is up! Importantly, the PC "will place substantial weight on the quality of exposition, and clarity of technical arguments and proofs" Also: - Public posting requirement - Required video submission and more. Deadline: ⏰ Nov 2, AoE acm-stoc.org/stoc2027/sto... 44014
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 17/09/2026Today's research meeting: productive, with a surprising amount of cake. (Thanks to my amazing students, who presumably noticed my new gray hairs) 1260
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 14/09/2026This is exciting news! 95 pages of it :) The only wrinkle, possibly, is this statement (paraphrasing, and reading between the lines: 'we had to rush at the end, lest we might be scooped by OpenAI') h/t @aaroth.bsky.social 1295
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 14/09/2026Regardless of anything else: this is beautiful, thank you. 1111
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 14/09/2026Has someone checked on the universe lately? I'm not sure it's ok 1140
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 08/09/2026ARC: "Further details on how the assessment process works can be found here." Me: clicks on "here" ARC: haha no @arc-gov-au.bsky.social 2192
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 08/09/2026Joy (Qiping) Yang just successfully (and brilliantly) defended his PhD on "Testing in High Dimensions." 🎓 He will go on to start a postdoc at NUS in October! I couldn't be prouder (and more impressed). Congratulations, Dr. Yang! nerd-qp.github.io 1261
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 04/09/2026Abiding by the "Disclosure of substantive use" policy 3270
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 03/09/2026Related to my previous post about people using GenAI/LLMs for everything, regardless of whether they should, whether it makes sense, and whether what they are doing with it even is something that is worth doing in the first place. 1274
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 01/09/20267am, picket line ready to go! nsw.nteu.au/sydney/onstr... 2463
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 31/08/2026It is such an emblematic picture, illustrating so well how easily our brains can be tricked into misinterpreting the information we get. Nearly everyone gets it wrong. PLANES CAN GET CHICKENPOX, FOLKS 3362
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 31/08/2026Outlook has now decided to label our university's administrative emails as "Promotions." New offer: take one day off, get one free! 2170
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 29/08/2026What is going on with @universitypress.cambridge.org? For at least two weeks it hasn't been possible to order textbooks there. For instance, here's the landing page for the Algorithms Illuminated (Tim Roughgarden) book: www.cambridge.org/us/universit... 0130
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 25/08/2026Me, reading some badly written one-shotted AI "preprint" claiming to solve an open problem in the least interesting way possible 1575
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 19/08/2026Incredible art by Nathan Harms, made for #WoLA2026 to celebrate the 10th anniversary of the Workshop on Local Algorithms: www.harmless.ink/arts/local_a... 1193
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 19/08/2026Kenny Chen, giving a talk on (one assumes) his recent work on property testing of Boolean functions. It's a journey 2160
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 17/08/2026I'm not saying I disagree. I am saying that the argument for using these tools *is* "helping to check correctness," and that the people providing access to these tools claim they do. This was, for instance, the statement for the "Pre submission STOC 2026 Experiment." acm-stoc.org/stoc2026/sto... 120
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 13/08/2026Nice second sentence. arxiv.org/abs/2608.113... 310519
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 11/08/2026Given the title of this review (opinion piece), feels pretty important to read the disclosure statement on that one. 0220
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 11/08/2026This is beautiful! This should be better known! And the proof is... so simple, short, and neat. Read it—it's worth your time! 📝 www.stat.yale.edu/~yw562/teach... [Lecture notes by Yihong Wu on this result and proof (PDF)] /end 180
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 11/08/2026So... does the inequality holds for arbitrary (not just product) distributions with square Hellinger? ALMOST! 🤯 This is surprisingly non-trivial, and this is surprisingly true, and this is due to T.S. Jayram (2009): it's true, if you put a weird constant in front of the RHS! 5/ 1173
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 11/08/2026This is much better because of the squares there (this saves a quadratic factor in the dimension n, often crucial). But what if the distributions are *not* product distributions? Can we say anything? 🤔 We know (a suitable version) holds for *KL Divergence* (that's the chain rule!), after all! 3/ 130
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 11/08/2026"Well, of course not, duh." You could have all marginal distances equal to 0, yet LHS close to one (check it out!). It is true though for *product* distributions as a simple consequence of the triangle inequality (also holds for TV distance). But for products, we have the much stronger version: 2/ 130
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 11/08/2026As promised yesterday, a short thread on an inequality I believe deserves to be much better-known: a chain-rule-type for Hellinger distance! You have two probability distributions p,q over product space Ω₁×...×Ωₙ. Can you relate their distance H(p,q) to the distances between their marginals? 1/ 1344
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 10/08/2026It took us a while to work out the details, but our group finally formulated a detailed and consistent theory of quantum Pokémon! Also, please don't observe Psiduck, it stresses it out and it *will* collapse. 2592
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 10/08/2026So many good points in this post by @nsaphra.bsky.social: only quoting a couple, to encourage you to read the others. "My colleagues and students adopt the writing quirks they read throughout the day, and their own writing becomes more like an LLM’s." nsaphra.net/post/uncanny/ 1368
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 08/08/2026David Pollard has a new draft, "Probability tools, tricks, and miracles" (last updated June 2006). Lots of good things in there, from a quick skim! And, if nothing else, worth reading for the quality of the writing and the exposition choices and notes. www.stat.yale.edu/~pollard/Boo... 2395
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 07/08/2026I'm (finally) reading the Australian Research Council (ARC)'s National Competitive Grants Program (NCGP) Policy Review, and... I'm no finance wizard, but if I had an investment scheme yielding 232% benefit, I'd consider investing slightly more in it? www.arc.gov.au/news-and-pub... 1327
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 06/08/2026www.unsw.edu.au/science/abou... (Includes "climate modelling and prediction", by the way!) 000
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 06/08/2026"If I have seen further than others, it's because I have been sitting on the chair of GIANTS" 1130
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 31/07/2026Mathematicians! Book a function! Reserve a group! Looking for a nice... space? 2322
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 26/07/2026Saw the latest blog post by Bill Gasarch on @lance.fortnow.com's blog, and I need to get it out of my system: this is not "the obvious thing." This isn't insightful. This is, from a senior and respected member of our community, plainly disappointing. A ouija board w/ a varnish of misunderstood tech. 17210
Clément Canonne @ccanonne.github.io · 20/07/2026An aperiodic reminder that our community (theoretical computer science), while amazing, really sucks at naming things. 5160