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Currently: serving and shaping blobs. Former mapmaker, Gopher, ex-Googler. I run destiny.report, pgcr.report, gm.report and do things with the Bungie API.

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cbro @cbro.dev · 12/06/2026
RIP David Hockney
The Room, Tarzana (1967) by artist David Hockney, featuring a large-scale composition of a figure lying on a green bed
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cbro @cbro.dev · 09/06/2026
Announcing destiny report Search and filter every Destiny 2 weapon by name, perk, frame, archetype, damage type, ammo, and source. It's fast. Scroll through all 1700+ weapons at 100+fps. More updates to come. Check it out.
A screenshot of destiny.report, a Destiny 2 weapon viewer. The screenshot shows a detail page of a weapon, with perks selected, and a sample query ("is:sniperrifle is:stasis")
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cbro @cbro.dev · 30/05/2026
picked up my absolutely beautiful vinyl edition of the new Boards of Canada
limited edition red vinyl boards of canada album "inferno", opened, red vinyl showing on top of sleeve. underneath is a partially visible album cover of aphex twin "classics"
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cbro @cbro.dev · 21/05/2026
quantifying my personal and professional life right now in bruhs/min
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 12/05/2026
enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences
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cbro @cbro.dev · 05/05/2026
She's amazing, if you're Bay area based you should reach out.
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Steve Klabnik @steveklabnik.com · 04/05/2026
An update on @ersc.io availability #jj-vcs ersc.io/blog/ersc-av...
ersc.io
An update on ERSC availability | East River Source Control
humans and machines working together
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cbro @cbro.dev · 04/05/2026
The For You feed by @spacecowboy17.bsky.social is so good I forget there's a follow button. Really cool that it runs "on prem"
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cbro @cbro.dev · 29/04/2026
"curl bash this exploit. Please use responsibly" yeah right
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cbro @cbro.dev · 28/04/2026
Take me to jjland. Let's go!
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Aaron Boodman @aaronboodman.com · 25/03/2026
Zero to 1.0 After two years of work, 50+ releases, thousands of commits, and hundreds of bugfixes, we are officially declaring Zero stable and ready for production workloads. zero.rocicorp.dev/docs/release...
zero.rocicorp.dev
Zero 1.0
First Stable Release
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cbro @cbro.dev · 20/03/2026
absolutely no shame in just performing the meme right in front of the Senator.
Picture of Bernie Sanders at a desk, caption Claude: "You're absolutely right, Senator"
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cbro @cbro.dev · 15/03/2026
FACT CHECK: Destiny 2 player population JUN 2024: Final Shape: >4 million players JUL 2025: Edge of Fate: >2 million players FEB 2026: Content Drought: >1 million monthly players Journalists are welcome to DM me to verify or license this data. If you do, use safe word "BLORBES"
A frenetic screenshot of Google Sheet graphs, validating that there's a ~73% drop from Final Shape (~4.1 million monthly players) to last month (~1.2 million players)
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cbro @cbro.dev · 15/03/2026
'ELDEN RING' Has Lost 95% Of Players Since Shadow of the Erdtree, 97% Since Launch. via blorbes.com
A steam chart graph showing ELDEN RING; Peak of ~950k, DLC peak of ~850k; ~29k current and ~40k 24h peak.
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Andy Masley @andymasley.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I made a visualization of the total number of factory farmed chickens in the United States. It is a lot www.andymasley.com/visuals/fact...
andymasley.com
Factory-farmed chickens — Andy Masley
Visualizing the number of factory-farmed chickens alive in the United States at any given moment
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cbro @cbro.dev · 13/03/2026
You can't make this shit up. No, I'm not paid to post on fucking BlueSky. If anything, I heavily regret engaging with these weirdos. What amount would even make it worth the psychic damage? Speaking out against the atrocities of dairy farms does not mean I support war crimes! Fucking hell.
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Martin Kleppmann @martin.kleppmann.com · 18/02/2026
The second edition of Designing Data-Intensive Applications, by myself and @chris.blue, is finished and sent off to the printers! Ebooks should be available in the next week, and print books in 3–4 weeks. Sigh of relief. 😅 (BTW, this is a good opportunity to support your favourite local bookshop!)
Book cover of "Designing Data-Intensive Applications, 2nd edition". It has a similar wild boar on the cover as the first edition, but it uses O'Reilly's new cover design, and the boar is now slightly colourised.
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cbro @cbro.dev · 24/12/2025
🚨 new stat site is LIVE! Equilibrium dungeon stats: 📊 Community stats including class breakdown 🥇 Most Contest Clears ⏱️ Fastest Contest Clears 👤 First Solo Flawless #Destiny2 LINK: stats.destiny.report/equilibrium/
 Equilibrium: Contest - Index dungeon

Stats for Equilibrium
6 reports· Updated 1h ago · by cbro
Bluesky
X
Discord
Ko-fi
Twitch

    79,989
Players (Attempted)
    9,956
Players (Cleared)
    4,167
Clears
    23,344
Time Played (days)
    1,106
Redacted Activities by Bungie
    137,219,598
Kills
    5,662,179
Deaths

Reports
Equilibrium: Contest - World First First completions of Equilibrium Contest mode 4,167 rows
Equilibrium: Contest - By Class Stats for Equilibrium by class 3 rows
Equilibrium: Contest - Clear Count Players ranked by number of contest clears 1,486 rows
Equilibrium - World First Solo Flawless First 1000 solo flawless completions of Equilibrium 1,000 rows
Equilibrium: Contest - Fastest Clears Top 500 fastest contest completions 500 rows
Equilibrium: Contest - Duo First duo completions 3 rows
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cbro @cbro.dev · 18/12/2025
I'm building a workspace-oriented virtual machine manager. COW overlay filesystem, network stack, port forwarding, observability. libkvm is a treat. 200ms cold start, sub 10s VM creation. init (PID 1) is a Go program and the TUI/manager is Rust/ratatui.
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cbro @cbro.dev · 03/12/2025
1 million hours played by D2 players in ~9 hours. That's an average CCU of over 100k. I see ~140k in game right now.
Graph showing 425K unique players today, 1.037 M hours played.
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cbro @cbro.dev · 30/11/2025
been busy this week
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cbro @cbro.dev · 27/11/2025
need to commit this one to memory mkdir drafts echo drafts >> .git/info/exclude
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cbro @cbro.dev · 21/11/2025
playing around with BlueSky's jetstream. pretty neat. Bun has Websockets built in. zero dependencies. github.com/bluesky-soci...
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cbro @cbro.dev · 04/11/2025
Ever wanted a filesystem in a database in a file in a filesystem? Me either but this could be pretty neat. github.com/penberg/agen...
github.com
GitHub - penberg/agentfs: The filesystem for agents
The filesystem for agents. Contribute to penberg/agentfs development by creating an account on GitHub.
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cbro @cbro.dev · 25/10/2025
my windows+WSL2 experiment is coming to a close. Linux daily driver now (Arch/CachyOS, btw). Loving niri, waybar, wofi. Niri really is a fantastic way to work. Each "desktop" is an infinitely wide ribbon of windows you can tile, scroll, and rearrange. The zoom-out view in particular is awesome.
fastfetch output

cbro@vegeta
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OS: CachyOS x86_64
Kernel: Linux 6.17.4-4-cachyos
Uptime: 8 hours, 25 mins
Packages: 1324 (pacman), 16 (flatpak)
Shell: fish 4.1.2
Display (J560T09): 2560x1600 @ 1.6x in 16", 120 Hz [External]
Display (DELA17F): 3840x1600 in 38", 144 Hz [External]
WM: niri (Wayland)
Theme: Nordic-Darker-Solid [Qt], cachyos-nord [GTK3/4]
Font: Fira Sans (10pt) [GTK3/4]
Cursor: capitaine (24px)
Terminal: ghostty 1.2.3-arch1.1
Terminal Font: JetBrains Mono (12pt)
CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X (16) @ 5.88 GHz
GPU 1: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3090 [Discrete]
GPU 2: AMD Raphael [Integrated]
Memory: 6.21 GiB / 61.93 GiB (10%)
Swap: 0 B / 61.93 GiB (0%)
Disk (/): 444.63 GiB / 3.64 TiB (12%) - btrfs
Local IP (eno1): 192.168.86.184/24
Locale: en_US.UTF-8kdiskmark output. it's fast. 7 GB/s seq rw.zoomed out view of a bunch of windows using niri
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cbro @cbro.dev · 21/10/2025
GrapheneOS on a Pixel 8
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cbro @cbro.dev · 21/10/2025
Process Lasso is 40% off. Get this if you're on Windows and care about perf/latency and have a lot of cores. bitsum.com/get-lasso-pr...
Process Lasso Pro
Single PC

Single PC
Monthly $4.95 $2.97

Annual $24.95 $14.97

Lifetime $39.95 $23.97
All updates, forever!

Process Lasso Pro
Entire Home (5 PCs)

Up to 5 PCs with same owner
Monthly $5.95 $3.57

Annual $36.95 $22.17

Lifetime $59.95 $35.97
All updates, forever!
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uniQ @uniq.scorched.report · 29/09/2025
3d-printed some of our best fan-made Scorch Cannons by @gerbsnail.scorched.report. They include up to 1m of led strips and were sent out to the most dedicated members of our Scorched Enthusiasts community. All Scorched Cannons: scorched.report/showcase/ #AOTW #Destiny2 #Destiny2Art #Destiny2AOTW
3d-printed Fusor Scorch Cannon from https://scorched.report/collections/2310189889/Fusor-Cannon/3d-printed Fire of the Future Scorched Cannon from https://scorched.report/collections/2980311541/Fire-of-the-Future/
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André Arko @indirect.io · 25/09/2025
Bundler belongs to the Ruby community andre.arko.net/2025/09/25/b...
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Bundler belongs to the Ruby community
I’ve spent 15 years of my life working on Bundler. When I introduce myself, people say “oh, the Bundler guy?”, and I am forced to agree. I didn’t come up with the original idea for Bundler (that was Y...
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cbro @cbro.dev · 27/08/2025
Need to do a one-off sweep of all the Armor 2.0 you hoarded? (How many Master Grasp did you clear?) Upload your armor data to find out which ones you can let go of. #BungieAPIDev #BungieCreator d2armorcleaner.cbro.dev
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david barsky @davidbarsky.com · 18/08/2025
hello, i made myself a job: ersc.io
A screenshot of my LinkedIn, where it shows I used to work at Facebook, but now am the founder/secretary of East River Source Control.
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cbro @cbro.dev · 21/07/2025
steady inflow of clearers
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cbro @cbro.dev · 21/07/2025
I've spotted 632 contest emblems so far. Here's a sample of some of the first sightings...
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cbro @cbro.dev · 12/07/2025
THANK YOU to everyone who donated so far. Added some emblems (new and old) to the campaign. Thx to Tye for Neon Fades! All redemptions come with the "Chaotic Good" badge on GM report! Starsplash and Scientia come with a custom URL :) Tiltify campaign link: donate.tiltify.com/5747056d-d52...
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cbro @cbro.dev · 10/07/2025
LOOTAPALOOZA!!! opened ONE single chest by starhorse. they're just handing them out! go get yours!
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cbro @cbro.dev · 07/07/2025
BUNGIE DAY 2025 7️⃣/7️⃣ MEGAPACK - D2 app bundle (badges, custom URLs, checkpoint bots, more!) EMBLEMS, EMOTES, animated "Chaotic Good" badge, more- DONATE: donate.tiltify.com/5747056d-d52...
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cbro @cbro.dev · 06/07/2025
Available in 12 hours 7⃣/7⃣ Lots of goodies 👀 @bungiefoundation.bungie.net @light.gg @trials.report @emblemcollector.bsky.social @d2lostsector.report @d2checkpoint.com + RaidHub
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cbro @cbro.dev · 30/06/2025
Jailbreaking an old Kindle with WinterBreak
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cbro @cbro.dev · 15/05/2025
Rite of the Nine calendar in spreadsheet form. #Destiny2
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cbro @cbro.dev · 24/04/2025
sigil stones have me feeling all CONSUME #Destiny2
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cbro @cbro.dev · 04/03/2025
Your outie rides a skimmer. Your outie pilots Brigs. [ Innie Guardian grins slightly ] Please enjoy each fact equally, and not show preference for any vehicle over the others.
Ms Casey, portrayed by Dichen Lachman, from the TV show "Severance"A guardian piloting a Brig on Europa from the game "Destiny 2"
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cbro @cbro.dev · 28/02/2025
Latest episode of Severance was amazing. In so many ways. I would bet good money Dan Erickson (writer) has read "The Body Keeps the Score" The latest episode of Severance might be a hard watch for anyone with PTSD.
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Danfinity @danfinity.gg · 04/02/2025
I'm lucky enough to have received a few 'Osmium Heir' Emblems! Bluesky Gang! Enter to win one of these emblems by doing the following: 1) Follow me 2) Repost this Skeet 3) Post an image of your Guardian's best fit for Heresy! Winner will be contacted on February 11th, 2025!
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cbro @cbro.dev · 04/02/2025
3,000 Grandmaster Nightfalls 1,238 Warlock / 1,206 Titan / 560 Hunter Unique Teammates: 1295 Champions defeated: 65,780 Conqueror gilds: 13 Personal favorite: The Disgraced Most cleared: Fallen S.A.B.E.R (506 clears) First clear: The Disgraced in S12 #Destiny2
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cbro @cbro.dev · 28/01/2025
Everyone in the US should be embarrassed that they're joining the short list of countries where an alternative map must to be served to comply with regulations.
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cbro @cbro.dev · 24/01/2025
MATCHED $1,000 for #Game2Give THANK YOU to everyone who contributed so far - especially those who went all out! $1,500 raised in less than a day is incredible! 900K as a community is mind blowing. Bungie did amazing on the program, cosmetics and incentives. LINK donate.tiltify.com/a2bffca5-752...
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cbro @cbro.dev · 13/01/2025
Spent some time in Illustrator last night to vectorize the GM report logo (which used to be the old Grandmaster modifiers logo)
Outlines for GM report logo, a skull, 3 swords and a wreathGM report logo white on black
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Kevin Powell @kevinpowell.co · 10/01/2025
I was going to make this public on Monday, but since it's all done, I figured why not pull the trigger earlier :) - www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
youtube.com
HTML & CSS for Absolute Beginners - YouTube
This is a free course that explores how you can create your very first website. It covers the basics of HTML & CSS. Assuming zero knowledge to start, it expl...
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cbro @cbro.dev · 25/12/2024
#bratchristmas
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