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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: you know, these days, amazon is a whole lot more than just books operator: oh yeah? me: yeah operator: i see. well. did you have an emergency of some kind to report me: no! leave me alone

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me when my parents are screaming at each other and one of them mentions “OUR FUCKING SON”

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i feel like college football players make poor decisions sometimes

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

marv and harry’s son, junior

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is an unbelievably fun game btw, but she left out the best part We didn’t just navigate by our phone flashlights, the seekers filmed with the flash on so they could see how bad they got juked from their own POV after the game was over

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Experienced the most insane desync of all time on 2K last night, playing a game with my friends and it sent me to what I can only describe as a mirror dimension I was still connected on their end with none of my inputs registering, but it kept me connected on my end and the game just forked?

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

She lament on my Dido till I’m laid in earth

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

usually when i hear people say that the moon is a planet, i just have to shake my head. like, yes, if it’s a full moon? okay. you’ve got me there. a full moon is a circle and therefore a planet. outside of that, though, a planet either has to be a circle, like jupiter, or a dot, like stars

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Second school I work at is very anti-tech, most high-tech things in the building are decades-old projectors, but they are very insistent on QR codes, which is the funniest possible pick

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Should I use the Dajean Love story to teach my 8th graders about the importance of fact-checking and the unreliable nature of Google’s AI overview? Probably not Will I? Oh baby it’s already in the lesson plans

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I was looking through pictures from my spring concert last year and I think I may have found the first picture of me without a saxophone in my hand that I actually like

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This just in: Lesbian not attracted to men, more at 11

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

She Stockholm on my Syndrome cuz my Mister’s Incredible

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

That’s me on bari next to Andi! And this is my arrangement! I’m very proud of this arrangement, and I’m so happy we got to perform it together

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

pretty meaningless gesture as most of us probably weren’t going to be drafted in the first round by the clippers between 2029 and 2033 anyway

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My greatest line ever was when I saw a trailer for TF1 and Arcee came on screen and I leaned over to Andi and said “call me William Afton the way I’m bouta put a child in that robot”

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Felt the need to clarify that I am in no way legitimately suicidal and in fact am super happy with the life I’m living, I am simply paralyzed and dumbstruck whenever I see her and have been trying to work up the courage to ask her out for an entire year now and I don’t think I ever will

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Fellow teacher I had a crush on last year is still a light in a world of darkness and a ray of sunshine in the dead of night #IGottaKillMyself

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

As someone who took classes with this prof, he actually never claimed the 12-bar blues came from Bach, he claimed jazz musicians stole the ii-V7-I from Bach and only got the 12-bar blues from classical musicians (he was completely wrong on both fronts*)

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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

i dated a musician and she got prechorus all over my sheets

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’ve got a face for radio, but I’ve also got a voice for radio, so things are gonna work out for me as long as radio remains a relevant form of entertainment (it isn’t) (fuck)

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

while texting with a friend just now, he mentioned cocteau twins. i asked to have a longer conversation about cocteau twins at some point soon and he reacted with a thumbs-up. i also picked up a new bottle of laundry detergent this morning. i'm racking up wins all over today. i cannot be contained

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

There’s been a tiktok trend where women ask their bfs or husbands to pronounce words for them, and these man are struggling with “epitome” and “queue” and “ricochet” But like those guys are married So that means, somehow, whatever’s wrong with me is worse than being actually illiterate

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Just finished my last shift at the Target I’ve worked at for 2 and a half years and so now all that’s left for me to be a Real Adult™ is move out of my parents’ house

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I thought this said she’d push me in front of a bus at first and got really confused

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

What they should be doing is investing in my new idea: Toni Stark (she’s a woman now so she uses an I instead of a Y)

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Wanna get more serious in making music but I’m very worried my friends will constantly be asking me if I’m okay if I tell them I’m workshopping songs called “I SHOULD’VE” and “Final Dreams of a Dead Man” and “REPENT” and shit like that

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

stay on bluesky long enough and you'll encounter a noble yet unheralded class of poster: the joke marshal. the joke marshal stands watch over the replies of joke posts for repliers taking them at face value, and empathetically cautions them that they are being a horse's ass. thank you, joke marshal

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I’m happy for my friends that I don’t talk to them about my problems that much cuz I’m talking to me ab my problems rn and those mfs SUCK I can’t imagine putting someone else through this

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

TikTok wants me to suffer cuz it keeps showing me positive, well-intentioned dating content that seems perfectly curated to say “everyone would love to date you, so the fact that no one does is 1000% your fault and you should feel like shit about it” to me specifically

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

i know i sound like a broken record whenever i talk about this, but i'm fully convinced that at this point, especially in light of, well, just about everything that's unfolded in recent years, we really need to be honest with ourselves and face the reality th–i know i sound like a broken record when

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Getting farther into the quarter and realizing Sternberg is like a super influential theorist with a huge body of important work, and one stupid ass idea called Investment Theory

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Trying to update my dating app profiles and realizing I have no usable photos of myself from the past 2 years, how does everyone have so many pictures of themselves

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

nailing this post to my timeline like liquor stores put up photos of people who tried to pass fake twenties

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

kicking back some beers with the boys, trying to think of an obscure name to rattle off: hey do you guys remember god

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Asking the other guy in the threesome to fuck her for a bit so I can charge limit

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