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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Surely this delicate balance of self-hatred and outwardly directed hatred will lead to a very fulfilling internet experience and will never lead to any negative consequences, online or offline

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fuck off, you’re not better than me for getting suspended from twitter

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think this may be a goomba fallacy moment

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

So there’s a message here, there’s potentially something to be learned

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s funny a bit cuz you try to inspire that want in others in a way that confuses me because you’ll admit you don’t have it

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Don’t you dare slander *** they were a great organization that never once got shut down for hazing an autistic kid or covering up their president’s history of domestic violence and sexual assaults brought on by severe alcoholism

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: you know, these days, amazon is a whole lot more than just books operator: oh yeah? me: yeah operator: i see. well. did you have an emergency of some kind to report me: no! leave me alone

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me when my parents are screaming at each other and one of them mentions “OUR FUCKING SON”

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i feel like college football players make poor decisions sometimes

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

marv and harry’s son, junior

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m willing to believe MLK but JFK was the sort of thing that has enough evidence to corroborate that LHO was just an insane person that hated JFK that I’m not as confident in there being foul play there

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

if I didn’t feel icky posting a video of me and my friends shirtless in high school I’d post one of the clips, mfs were getting MINCED

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is an unbelievably fun game btw, but she left out the best part We didn’t just navigate by our phone flashlights, the seekers filmed with the flash on so they could see how bad they got juked from their own POV after the game was over

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Like my version of the game was “everyone gets backcourt violations and we keep winning” while their version was “we’re down 11 cuz our PF isn’t playing the game but won’t disconnect”, and it was like this for multiple minutes

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Experienced the most insane desync of all time on 2K last night, playing a game with my friends and it sent me to what I can only describe as a mirror dimension I was still connected on their end with none of my inputs registering, but it kept me connected on my end and the game just forked?

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

She lament on my Dido till I’m laid in earth

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You legging out any infield singles or are you taking a home run trot

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Well that distance better be 90ft at a minimum

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I will teach you how to play baseball, I promise I was very good for a brief window a decade ago and I do not forget much

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Tbh all the Mediterranean countries can’t hold a candle to a pizza place ran by Puerto Ricans

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Pennsylvania is no longer necessary, everyone knows New Jersey has all the good cheesesteaks” do you hear yourself

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

No I’m down for that this is great

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Understandable, start saving for it for the future then

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

usually when i hear people say that the moon is a planet, i just have to shake my head. like, yes, if it’s a full moon? okay. you’ve got me there. a full moon is a circle and therefore a planet. outside of that, though, a planet either has to be a circle, like jupiter, or a dot, like stars

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You looked like a dude who didn’t know what asexual meant and tried to dodge conversations about why he didn’t have a gf in high school, not a straight dude

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Neither of those mfs look heterosexual

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Like I had to bring in a speaker for my music classes cuz they didn’t have anything that could play music loud enough for the students to hear, but every parent at back to school night is expected to scan a QR code to fill out a survey

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Second school I work at is very anti-tech, most high-tech things in the building are decades-old projectors, but they are very insistent on QR codes, which is the funniest possible pick

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Should I use the Dajean Love story to teach my 8th graders about the importance of fact-checking and the unreliable nature of Google’s AI overview? Probably not Will I? Oh baby it’s already in the lesson plans

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m at work rn so I can’t get into it but just let it be known I have a lot to say on that front (constructive things, but still things)

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

People who are “doing okay” don’t believe it’s “deeply selfish” to rely on others for anything or that “the worst thing you can do with a problem is make it someone else’s”

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is a belief instilled in you by your socially conservative parents and thinking you’re doing the world a service by slowly becoming worse and refusing the help of others is not the strong, powerful, selfless decision you think it is

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I was looking through pictures from my spring concert last year and I think I may have found the first picture of me without a saxophone in my hand that I actually like

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Fork found in silverware drawer, even

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I have seen so many variants of this post online where a lesbian posts “wow when a man does this it’s so ugly but when a woman does it it’s hot” like girl I know I would be very surprised if you didn’t think that

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This just in: Lesbian not attracted to men, more at 11

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cbd, aka Jimmy Neutral @cbd215.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Girl I helped move you into that apartment your STR is your dump stat You are selling yourself short on DEX tho, you’re a musician you’re much better on that front than most people

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