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CatWithHumanEars @catwithhumanears.bsky.social · 40m
My axolotl not looking at the suspiciously axolotl bite shaped hole in his decorative moss ball
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SpooKlu @dededaio.bsky.social · 19h
had a flash in my brain and had execute it. shout out to all my fellow magical girl fans
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
was trying to buy my gf and i bundt cakes and forgot my card was locked and this popup knocked my ass out
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CatWithHumanEars @catwithhumanears.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Pete Hegeseth's favorite movie is definitely Full Metal Jacket but only because he falls asleep right before Private Pyle kills Sargent Hartman
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
crylo aka thatgreenracc posting on twitter saying: "I hate men." The image shows a sender saying: "I have a dude pussy." crylo is seen responding with: "proof?" the sender then says: "I bet you wanna see that little queer." crylo then says: "Yeah that's why I'm asking you fucking twink."
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CatWithHumanEars @catwithhumanears.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Me when I type "I" on my phone and hit the predictive text and it says "I love you" and I assume that the phone is telling me it loves me and that it's not just an algorithm that knows I say "I love you" a lot
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💜Peach💜 @pinkpeaches0214.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Crestamorph @crestamorph.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
yuritober day 14 acceptancce
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CatWithHumanEars @catwithhumanears.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Moxifloxacin 2 drops into the left eye twice daily, taper as directed
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CatWithHumanEars @catwithhumanears.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Come the fuck on, be so fucking for real. After all this shit you've done against us? Eat shit, I hope you live in shame and poverty for the rest of your miserable life
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@LipsTaco

for disney movie character day on monday i'm dressing up as Ferb from Penis and Ferd

@LipsTaco
*Phineas and Fern

@LipsTaco
Phineaus and Freb

@LipsTaco
wait *Pheineas and Freb

@LipsTaco
girl how you spell Puenius
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He just like me fr
Kamala Harris's husband 'does not want her to run for president again'
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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CatWithHumanEars @catwithhumanears.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Came here to post exactly this
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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CatWithHumanEars @catwithhumanears.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What you're failing to understand is that cancer detection is not generative ai, it's actual AI, not just a glorified predictive text generator sucking up water and energy to make your grandkids look like old people
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyways
Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "Make shitty art"
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 07/10/2026
YOOOO LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
gothamist.com
NYC moves to spend nearly $9M of gender-affirming care fund for minors
The funding is part of a $15 million investment announced in June as major hospitals retreated from providing such care.
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 06/10/2026
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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CatWithHumanEars @catwithhumanears.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Carbohydrates would be in huge supply and bugs don't need a lot to survive
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Techneti @techneti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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sallycrow @salad1021.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
#deltarune I’m so excited I could puke
An edit of the “Jim Henson’s Sid the Science Kid: the Movie” poster.
The title has been changed to “W.D. Gaster’s Delta Rune: the Movie.”
The PBS Kids logo has been changed to the Annoying Dog dreaming about Susie.
Gaster, portrayed as Mysteryman, stands politely in the back, his hand on a very tall and wide ERAM (in shadow mantle form).
Noelle… poor, poor Noelle. The character who was there before was horribly mangled into looking like Noelle, who joyfully runs towards the camera.
Kris has their hands on their hips, with a very neutral expression.
The Soul stands on their shoulder, in its “fleeing” form, wherein it has two long legs.
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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CatWithHumanEars @catwithhumanears.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The coords are the white house btw for anyone wondering lol
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
bug pokemon with the chapter at 0:36 calling it "Violent thoughts and desires"
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CatWithHumanEars @catwithhumanears.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Those sentence mixed videos of Freddy Mercury slipping on ice or getting lost in a hedge maze are proof that AI could never come close to being as funny as humans
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🕸️🎃Lou🎃🕸️ @butchbearking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tears in my eyes
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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maaaaaaaa @matiolahaha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Poor choice
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emb3r @emb3rart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pretty princess!! #deltarune
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 02/10/2026
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Donkeyshspittle (COMMISSIONS!!!) @donkeyshspittle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DONUT MAN DONUT MAN WITH HIS DUFF IN HIS HAND
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Halloween times are coming 💀
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Tilkidud @tilkidud.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
50 Saurians - 6: Bog Watcher
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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CatWithHumanEars @catwithhumanears.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So we just making fucking bombs in our garage now?
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck theonion.com/study-finds-deer-only-…
Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck
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ColorfulColor @oofycolorful.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Our Third Anniversary💗
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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CatWithHumanEars @catwithhumanears.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@lanamuddy.bsky.social
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Mae-lificent @noxyba.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a YouTube comment from TheMrdangles16 that says "it couldn't be going worse Keith"
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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EU03 @eu03.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bill is more fun to draw.
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