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SpooKlu @dededaio.bsky.social · 14h
had a flash in my brain and had execute it. shout out to all my fellow magical girl fans
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
was trying to buy my gf and i bundt cakes and forgot my card was locked and this popup knocked my ass out
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CatWithHumanEars @catwithhumanears.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Pete Hegeseth's favorite movie is definitely Full Metal Jacket but only because he falls asleep right before Private Pyle kills Sargent Hartman
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
crylo aka thatgreenracc posting on twitter saying: "I hate men." The image shows a sender saying: "I have a dude pussy." crylo is seen responding with: "proof?" the sender then says: "I bet you wanna see that little queer." crylo then says: "Yeah that's why I'm asking you fucking twink."
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💜Peach💜 @pinkpeaches0214.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Crestamorph @crestamorph.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
yuritober day 14 acceptancce
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@LipsTaco

for disney movie character day on monday i'm dressing up as Ferb from Penis and Ferd

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*Phineas and Fern

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Phineaus and Freb

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wait *Pheineas and Freb

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girl how you spell Puenius
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Kamala Harris's husband 'does not want her to run for president again'
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyways
Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "Make shitty art"
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𝔫𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔯 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 07/10/2026
YOOOO LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOO
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NYC moves to spend nearly $9M of gender-affirming care fund for minors
The funding is part of a $15 million investment announced in June as major hospitals retreated from providing such care.
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 06/10/2026
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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Techneti @techneti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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sallycrow @salad1021.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
#deltarune I’m so excited I could puke
An edit of the “Jim Henson’s Sid the Science Kid: the Movie” poster.
The title has been changed to “W.D. Gaster’s Delta Rune: the Movie.”
The PBS Kids logo has been changed to the Annoying Dog dreaming about Susie.
Gaster, portrayed as Mysteryman, stands politely in the back, his hand on a very tall and wide ERAM (in shadow mantle form).
Noelle… poor, poor Noelle. The character who was there before was horribly mangled into looking like Noelle, who joyfully runs towards the camera.
Kris has their hands on their hips, with a very neutral expression.
The Soul stands on their shoulder, in its “fleeing” form, wherein it has two long legs.
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Elsa @erli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies. #erliart
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
bug pokemon with the chapter at 0:36 calling it "Violent thoughts and desires"
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CatWithHumanEars @catwithhumanears.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Those sentence mixed videos of Freddy Mercury slipping on ice or getting lost in a hedge maze are proof that AI could never come close to being as funny as humans
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🕸️🎃Lou🎃🕸️ @butchbearking.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tears in my eyes
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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maaaaaaaa @matiolahaha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Poor choice
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emb3r @emb3rart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pretty princess!! #deltarune
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 02/10/2026
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gn
Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Donkeyshspittle (COMMISSIONS!!!) @donkeyshspittle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DONUT MAN DONUT MAN WITH HIS DUFF IN HIS HAND
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Halloween times are coming 💀
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Tilkidud @tilkidud.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
50 Saurians - 6: Bog Watcher
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck theonion.com/study-finds-deer-only-…
Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck
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ColorfulColor @oofycolorful.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Our Third Anniversary💗
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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CatWithHumanEars @catwithhumanears.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@lanamuddy.bsky.social
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Mae-lificent @noxyba.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a YouTube comment from TheMrdangles16 that says "it couldn't be going worse Keith"
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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EU03 @eu03.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bill is more fun to draw.
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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ ❤️‍🔥 @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
auntie Charlotte (she/her)
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👻Maly Boo Tails👻 @malytwotails.com · 29/09/2026
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swirx ! vgen ! @swirx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
little sheet for green too #deltarune #green
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specter @ out of the blender @specterthieving.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Pokémon [Twitter/X Mirror] @pokemonx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*zoomies intensify*
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A friend asked me about the time the original author of sonic.exe tried to fake his death to get out of refunding me $20 for a commission he owed me and I realized I’ve never shared that story here on Bluesky
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Mush_Comics @mushroomqueen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ravenous Romance #Samus #Bridget #yuri #comic #rosalina
Bridget hears a knock at the door, she goes to answer it with a “Be right there!” And “Hellooooo” she surprised by who she sees and exclaims “Oh hey! What are you doin here?”
Rosalina waves and says “What, can’t a girl come check on her favorite coworker? I even brought some goodies to help her feel better” Bridget let’s her in and heads towards the bedroom saying “Im sure seeing a friendly face will help, let me see if she’s up for a visitor “Bridget goes to Samus’ side and asks “Hey Sammy, Rosalina. Are by to check on you. How are you feeling?” Samus, panting heavily mutters “So… hungry” Bridget replies “Oh, you want food? Just hold on and I’ll make you some soup, ok?” “WAIT” Samus grabs Bridget by the wrist and she goes tumbling backwards while exclaiming “Woah!”Bridget falls back with a *Womph* as she looks up to see Samus hovering over her, essentially pinning her down. She looks up at the panting Samus and asks”S-Sammy?” 
Samus looks down hungrily at Bridget, sighing out “This hunger… is overwhelming. If you really want to help-“
She bares her fangs and begins to drool
“Then one bite…” she begins getting closer to Bridget 
“…won’t hurt, right?” She breathes down on Bridget’s neck, making her clench the bed sheets and exclaim “Sammy…I, ah!”
Just then, Rosalina unwittingly bursts in, bag in hand. “Alright you guys, what are you getting up to in-““…here” Rosalina realizes a bit too late on what’s happening and she just walked in on. She turns a 180 with flushed cheeks as she awkwardly calls back to the lovebirds “I’ll just leave the bag by the door, you two have fun!” She quickly pulls out her phone and stays to herself “Oh my goddddddd I totally have to tell Pauline about this!!” 
Mortified, Bridget pushes the ravenous Samus away as she calls out to Rosalina “W-Wait,hold on!”
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Cube @cubert1996.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My messy Pokemon ocs
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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