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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

they should make a star wars 2. how about one more trip around the galaxy for old times’ sake. come on

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c @catlyn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

congratulations to the oklahoma sooners for winning the national championship #ou #sooners #fuckthecowboys #fuckosu

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

i wrote this months ago. might have some edits to make

50007: Second draft

T.J. Bro I have been trying to hit you up for months. I got something for you.

JUICE. hit me

T.J. Sliced ketchup. Sliced mustard. Sliced mayonnaise. Sliced hot sauce. Sliced ranch dressing. All solid.

JUICE. hold up here

T.J. I figured out how to stabilize sauces and shit. No more fuckin' with the little packets. No more stupid bottles. It just comes out of a can like cranberry sauce. You can slice it like a butter knife.

JUICE. hooooold up here

T.J. Yeah. It's mad congealed. And that means shit doesn't spill everywhere or come out the sides when you make a sandwich.

JUICE. this also means, and i'm sorry if i'm jumpin to conclusions here, i just feel as though we opened the ark of the condiment. this means that an addition such as ketchup could be regarded not as a condiment of fluid and indeterminate quantity but a signature filling, a stackable, countable food integer. no longer will one ask for some ketchup. one will ask for a ketchup

T.J. See, you get it. You're seein' the vision here, bro. You got, like, special glasses where you can see the vision.

TEN. You're just describing glasses, I think.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

i’d like to encourage each and every one of you to visit major league baseball’s official site. there you can find mlb coats and clocks for sale. you can learn about legends of the game such as ted williams and curtis mead. you can download the name of your favorite team. it’s a wonderful resource

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

it's gotta be embarrassing to be a shortstop and explain to people what you do. yeah i'm an infielder. no i'm not the guy who throws it. no i don't have my own base. huh? no no, it's totally cool with ballpark security, they told me i can stand out there. hm? no, not "sportstop." shortstop. mhm

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c @catlyn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

anyone need a bluesky invite code #bluesky #invite #code

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c @catlyn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

this website is so fucking soft

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit

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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 16/06/2026

SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

i really don't think people understand how much a trillion dollars actually is. that's three million dollars. you could offer tampa bay rays outfielder jake fraley an entire one-year deal with that kind of money. imagine jake fraley playing an entire season for your team. that's wealth. that's power

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

i’m walking around my neighborhood in new york and i just saw someone wearing a knicks hat

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c @catlyn.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

does this website still not have private accounts

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c @catlyn.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

i dont but i like lookig a tthis guys . posts . so i like going on bluesky ?

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

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holy shit. i was just watching the cavs-raptors game and the ball fell out of the bottom of the basket. it was with 4:04 left in the second quarter if you can get your hands on a replay. the guy shot the ball, it went through the hoop, and then it straight up fell out of the net and onto the floor
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

i feel like the yankees are obsessed with playing baseball. almost every day they’re like oh, we’re gonna play a baseball game, or like oh, we’re gonna wear baseball uniforms today. and it’s just like, okay

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c @catlyn.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

BlueSky, the Everything app

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c @catlyn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

it would not always be strong

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c @catlyn.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

i thought james woods was multiple baseball players.. multiple of the same baseball player

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

here are my 2026 mlb predictions: al east al central al west nl east nl central nl west rookie of the year (al) rookie of the year (nl) mvp (al) mvp (nl) cy young award (al) cy young award (nl) al wc nl wc alds nlds alcs nlcs world series

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

i say this as a sports fan: you shouldn't follow live sports. don't attend the games, don't watch them on tv, don't check the score. you're costing time and resources to snoop on a very sophisticated operation that doesn't involve you. just sit tight and wait for a book or video to come out about it

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

don't be surprised if some of your favorite baseball stars wind up playing major league baseball this season. i guarantee you that this very minute, big-league teams are beating feet all across the country – and beyond – as they look to fill their rosters with the very best ballplayers they can get

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

my first act as a big-league manager is to write “MLB” in huge letters on the clubhouse whiteboard for reasons unclear. i’m fired after starting 1-26. my successor leads them to the playoffs. it turns out i’d used a permanent marker on the whiteboard so he spends all season trying to write around it

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

do you think you could drink a 12-ounce can of soda of your choosing every day for a week for 76 million dollars? the catch is that during that week, you’re not allowed to travel to columbus, georgia unless you already had plans to or you just want to

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

one of the most magical things about parenthood is the opportunity to watch a baby grow and develop. i never got to be a baby. i’ve always just been a guy

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

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falco @shitrock.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

please note I do not know computer www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2OO...

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mclusky "i know computer"

YouTube video by Ipecac Recordings

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

this is it. this was the last piece of the puzzle. i now have all i need to make a documentary that's so annoying and shitty that letterboxd turns off the ratings and reviews because they feel bad for me

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

think i'm gonna go ahead and scoop the second half of this game into some tupperware. does stidham go bad in the fridge? does anyone know

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JEERFROSENSTICK @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

jeffrosenstock.substack.com/p/2025-album... Just dropped a bunch of record reviews in my precious little newsletter. Gonna try and do more stuff on the Substack next year in my ceaseless futile attempt to leave all social media so sign up if you like the email!

jeffrosenstock.substack.com

2025 ALBUMS A-K (Pt. 1/?)

Jeff Rosenstock reviews a handful of records from this year.

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c @catlyn.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

pretty sure this is a foolish baseball video already jon. disappointed in you

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Same way I found out about Epstein

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

me: “today i will be helping to cook thanksgiving dinner and spending time with my friends and family.” 🍽️ also me: “hopefully i will have the chance to watch some football as well.” 🏈

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Nate from 30-30.club @30-30.club · 25/11/2025

Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post

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amelie doree, fan favorite denpa onna 🏳️‍⚧️🇧🇷 @speedynoelle.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

I read and watched all of To Love-Ru, and it compelled me to make a 2.5 hour long video about everything from how hot women are, to the joys and pains involved in learning what it means to be a human after a lifetime of isolation and trauma enjoy youtu.be/MoNSix1v2Ek

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To Love-Ru is a Boobiful Masterpiece

YouTube video by Amelie Doree

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ConcertsHub @concertshub.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Blue Jays fan @sladkow.bsky.social and Yankees fan @johndedomenici.bsky.social vying for the affection of 3,500 Red Sox fans:

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

"It's the MLB playoffs – expect the unexpected." - Jon Bois

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

scenes from this coming monday's episode of scorigami

newspaper article: "Hunt once raged at Smoot after the former FBI director said in a "LIFE-LINE" broadcast that democracy was "a political outgrowth of the teachings of Jesus Christ," Hunt corrected Smoot, deriding democracy as "the handiwork of the devil and a "phony liberal form of watered down communism."

newspaper articles:
"He pointed out that with the score 56-20, the chargers went for, and got, a two-point conversion – and then followed it with an onside kick with six seconds to play."
"END OF OUR FRIENDSHIP"
"Gillman Blasted by Foe Faulkner"

newspaper article:
Call Police
This made the New York Police Department unhappy because hundreds of calls were to the emergency police number, tying up the most elaborate and modern police emergency call system in the world.

screenshot from a 1980s football game showing one of the goalposts fallen over on its side

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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

9 years ago the NBA pulled the All-Star Game out of North Carolina because of their anti-trans Bathroom Law. The choice had massive public support and was applauded Less than a decade later and half the country has those laws, including Congress itself, and barely anyone blinks LESS THAN A DECADE

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JEERFROSENSTICK @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

When ppl ask me what my favorite record is, I've had the same weird answer since I was twenty years old, the vocals-only version of Pet Sounds. I would listen to this in full several times a day for a long time, hits hard when very sad, have you heard it here it is: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YB_...

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Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice (Vocals Only)

YouTube video by Panchito Villa

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

for those of you who are too busy to watch a 45-minute episode, i have sped up the first episode of SCORIGAMI to 10000% speed. if for some reason you would like to watch it at normal speed it's available here www.patreon.com/posts/scorig...

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tim rogers @108.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

youtu.be/Fi2d7mN-EzU

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