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‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens
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‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens
WASHINGTON—Displaying an uncanny comprehension of humanity’s power structures as they emerged from their interstellar spacecraft, a delegation of surprisingly politically informed aliens issued demand...