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catbytes

@catdotwav.bsky.social
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20s + he / him + lovingly taken + drawer ( and hopefully writer ) of gay anime guys. currently into splatoon to an embarrassing degree. if you have ramen in ur cupboard its gone now. minors dni!!

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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Bay leaf is fascinating. It does nothing
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
like half the games on Beast Games are just this
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 17/03/2025
Why Costco’s hot dogs are still $1.50 on today’s Prof G Markets: open.spotify.com/episode/2FMS...
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 16/03/2025
My glucose alarm went off in church… one of the children yelled “YOUR SUGAR”
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catbytes @catdotwav.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
"can we get rid of st patricks day" can we get rid of the idea cultural holidays are insignificant just cause your specific culture treats them like they are. maybe then you'll sound less like a xenophobe
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catbytes @catdotwav.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
sidenote; a little disconcerted by how many ppl in my feed talk like st patrick's day is as unauthentic and stereotypical as the US treats it as. like...you know Ireland is real, right. our culture and national holidays aren't defined by however people who aren't us bastardize it. RIGHT?
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catbytes @catdotwav.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
happy st patrick's day from ur friendly neighbourhood irishcat!! have this splatoon 3 luckyfest idea from last year I may redraw when life lets me #splatoon3 #stpatricksday
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 15/03/2025
start to the st patricks day weekend, with some guinness beef stew
irish guinness beef stew
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 15/03/2025
My favourite genre of sports commentary is "He's looking disappointed with that" as we see a close up of the player screaming "FUUUUCKK!"
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Music Videos of Artists Doing Karaoke to Their Own Song @ownsongkaraoke.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
BABYMETAL ft. Electric Callboy - "RATATATA" (2024) (I'm always a little wary of calling something karaoke when I don't see the screen but I feel that this is unambiguously a karaoke room)
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I had a sandwich and it made me want more sandwich, which is the opposite of what a sandwich is supposed to do
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Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 14/03/2025
I do wish there were downvotes because there are a lot of people replying to high-traffic posts that think they have made a very insightful or witty remark and you don't really want to argue with them or have a dialogue but you don't want them going away thinking they've done a good job either
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Can’t emphasize this enough: if you’re feeling overwhelmed by the debased assault on our country, the antidote is connecting with other people in the flesh who are feeling the same way. There are millions of us.
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Sketch of a vampire in their bad/coffin chillin on the phone.
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 13/03/2025
Welp, sold out in 30min
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
My cabbages
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Fuck you.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
They're saying "Here comes the airplane" when you can see plain as day that it's a spoon. They're playing you for a fool. They're laughing at you
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Advice from my son: “kings hold very big long sticks”. I think he is poisoned by sword law
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I did not know that the cosmetics company L'Oreal has a notorious Nazi past
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𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖎 @angelfaise.newgrounds.com · 02/03/2025
#touhou
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catbytes @catdotwav.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
wearing outfits [ last game played: dress to impress on roblox ]
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ASYLUMCALLS (comms open!) @asylumcalls.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Meoww #trad #tradart #art #artsky #artmoot #oc #ocsky #tutorial #illust #sketch #promosky #draw
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I fill her up. Balloons!
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
You need a Bluesky holiday www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYIX...
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ONE HIT WONDERLAND: "Bad Day" by Daniel Powter
YouTube video by Todd in the Shadows
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Those Bugs Bunny cartoons where he gets clowned on by the tortoise really fucked with my understanding of the world as a kid
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Dennis Lessing | Booksky 📚 @dennis-lessing.itch.io · 14/02/2025
dennis-lessing.itch.io/onlife Happy #valentinesday! 💝 Is love in the air? Yes! The kind available online! If you would like to meet the internet's most adorable couple(s), then please purchase my book at this link 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
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Onlife by Dennis Lessing
15 stories about being extremely online
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catbytes @catdotwav.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
art comm completed for a discord client!! i thought she was pretty <3 #art #commissionsopen
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🥩🔪jude🔪🥩 @everestseal.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
gutmouth + pals
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catbytes @catdotwav.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
asked my american bf if he was gonna watch the superbowl and he just stared at me like a magpie stares at a sheep laying on its back
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This Weeknd album sure is 84 minutes long
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⁠☆ yuki @ghosttfairyy.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Rotten anemone 🩷 design by @/bluefenix2 :3 #splatoon #paruko #hatsunemiku
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MaddeningTrash @maddeningtrash.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Many Marie outfits :3 #Splatoon
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catbytes @catdotwav.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
second characters FREE until february 14th and other valentinesy comms this month!! YCHs + extra info in second part
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catbytes @catdotwav.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
part 1 of release date countdown illustrations done for @dennis-lessing.itch.io's Onlife, a series of short stories about living online, for better or worse. dennis-lessing.itch.io/onlife
"AY ; B ON" in pink to red letters stylized like lightning lead down towards a blue dim curve, shaped like a barely opening eye, and striking it with a pale yellow light like a tiny pupil. Underneath it are the words, "seven days" in red.In a black background with faint pink binary code, pink to blue text spans down reading, "You should tell other people about this, too. Do others know this besides me?" With a large, crooked question mark. Underneath the text, a blue holographic eye opens to reveal a tiny white star-shaped iris with an even tinier pink pupil. Underneath the eye are the pink words, "six days".In a dark purple background with dim purple binary code, and circuitry and dash lines fading from magenta to cyan, magenta text with a profile picture of ocean waves spanning down reads 

"Ok."

"I did it. 
I feel better.
Thank you."

"I just...don't understand why they would all be like this. What did I do wrong to deserve it?". 

Underneath the text is a half lidded blue holographic eye, with thin, lightning like edges, a white, growing, star shaped iris with pale gold edges and a pink pupil. Underneath the eye is pink text reading, "five days".In a dark purple background with noticeable purple binary code, pink circuitry and pale pink to pale blue text with a cartoonish dinosaur icon next to it spans down and reads "Wait, you had a child?"

"congratulations! how old is it?". 

Underneath the text is an blue, opening, holographic eye with a pale gold, starry iris, a red pupil, and long lines of electricity trailing up from its edges and entangling with the pink circuitry. Underneath the eyeball are the magenta words, "four days".
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
doin' real great over at that search engine place query was "phrases like butter my biscuits"
Google's AI overview from the search "phrases like butter my biscuits"
Here are some similar sayings to "butter my biscuit":
Peanut butter and jelly: A food pairing that's commonly enjoyed together
Salt and pepper: A food pairing that's commonly enjoyed together
Milk and cookies: A food pairing that's commonly enjoyed together
Slap my ass and call me Charlie: A variation of "butter my butt and call me a biscuit" 
Well sit on my face and call me Bernard: A variation of "butter my butt and call me a biscuit" 
Eat crow while it's still warm: A country saying that means it's easier to admit you're wrong when you do it quickly 
Gettin' a politician to do somethin' good for our country is like tryin' to poke a cat out from under the porch with a rope: A country saying that compares the difficulty of getting a politician to do something good to poking a cat out from under a porch with a rope 
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they sure do make it even: A country saying that compares two wrongs to making something even 
"Butter my butt and call me a biscuit" is a country saying that's used to express surprise.
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catbytes @catdotwav.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
medically prescribed pasta
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Dennis Lessing | Booksky 📚 @dennis-lessing.itch.io · 24/01/2025
If you're not sure about the book: May I introduce you to the main couple, Erika and Ares. They're my beans... (art by the illustrator himself, @catbytesdotwav.bsky.social)
A collection of doodles. Erika (left) tells Ares (right) "I love u. Ur the patrick to my spongebob" [sic].

Ares thinks about the four of them, and realizes the similarities; she has pink hair and Erika has a yellow scrunchie, like how Patrick and Spongebob are pink and yellow. 

Ares blushes and mumbles "y-yea... 🩷" while touching fingers and looking down.
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catbytes @catdotwav.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
teen girl in the divorced dad couture....it's kuri yuri from @dennis-lessing.itch.io 's strange beings, a book comin out late 2025 that you can find out all about here! dennis-lessing.itch.io/strange-beings
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catbytes @catdotwav.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
hmmmmmm who are they. sketchpages done for @dennislessing.bsky.social 's strange beings! give it a look, why don't ye? dennis-lessing.itch.io/strange-beings
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catbytes @catdotwav.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
this is sm nicer than titter
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