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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 5h
maybe not frivolous, but i've always said if i ever became wealthy, one of the first things i'd do is try to buy my grandparent's house back from its current owners. i don't want to live in riverside, but my dad's siblings sold it out from under him, and i want that fucking house back.
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 6h
constantly distressed by the level of stupidity i'm surrounded by. like, how are some of these people still alive?
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
concept: dc stops being cowards and lets selina and ted start messing around again since they're never going to commit to batcat and at least she can fuck that old man.
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
people who don't like dasani, frankly, have never been saved by an ice cold dasani on a hot day at disneyland
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springfieldians vs. shelbyvillians: requiem @springfieldians.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
i could never marry someone whose opinions on batman didn't at least align with mine, to be honest.
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springfieldians vs. shelbyvillians: requiem @springfieldians.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the urge to sit in front of an oscillating fan and sing the smallville theme song at max volume.
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the actual texture of brillo pad, mind you.
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i will use one glass for weeks, even washing it in between uses, but i will also rotate through about three previously frozen water bottles in varying states of defrost and maybe one completely room temperature because i really to drink my water at a specific temperature.
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
seven weeks until my super bowl...
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the german urge to start baking pretzels at 11pm...
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i wonder if the people living in my grandparents house now know that my grandma is haunting their house.
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'boutta make some spite cinnamon rolls with a stolen recipe.
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i kinda hate how much i love my macbook because now they really got me locked down and my brand loyalty autism loves continuity and familiarity.
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all i can think about is sunday brunch at smoke house...
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i guess batman can't be happy and also be batman after all smhhh
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i hope no one ever sang that fuckass buck owens song to my grandma.
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i honestly couldn't tell you what my origin video game was, but as a child i would have told you my favorite games were wolfenstein and barbie fashion designer and i think that explains a lot about me.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Dan Schkade @danschkade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trouble at the charity gala
Bruce Wayne in a tuxedo glances over his shoulder as he dashes away Bruce pulls his bowtie out like a parachute ripcord  Bruce's tuxedo pops like a balloon, revealing the complete Batman costume underneath, cowl and all
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
somehow ended up on a livestream of some dude playing super mario world and i'm immediately transported back to being seven years old watching my step-dad play this for hours.
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
as a Catwoman Fan™, i do fully judge people over their opinions on the actresses who have worn the catsuit over the years.
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my deepest fear is STILL getting into a fatal car accident while everlong by the foo fighters is playing on the radio and that's the last thing i hear as i'm bleeding out like you have no idea how much i hate that song
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
just used my copics to fix a small scratch on some laminate furniture because i was too lazy for anything else lmfao
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Leo: Expect romance on the horizon. Do not expect it to ever come closer to you than that.
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springfieldians vs. shelbyvillians: requiem @springfieldians.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 ladybugs came to the ladybugs' picnic
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
had a Night last night and my mood has been tanked for the last 24 hrs. i'm just a gentle breeze away from bursting into tears, so like, that's fun!!
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the dirty cream soda mt. dew is interesting because it tastes a little like dish soap, but i am a person who fucks with soapy flavors so i dig it?? best limited mt. dew in a while tbh.
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i am, in fact, STILL thinking about the creme brulee at the smoke house sunday brunch...
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
sometimes i just want to scream and cry and word vomit about the twilight saga to someone for hours because i have so many feelings about those stupid vampire books and i have so many strong opinions
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
blessed in life because i have TWO healthy sourdough starters that provide me with the most beautiful loaves of bread and i literally never have to go without fresh baked bread 🙏
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
that's my secret, cap: i'm always autism hobbyman spiraling about something.
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
prosciutto and pastry-wrapped brie w/ thyme and roasted garlic and onion jam. #girldinner
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it's 4am, so naturally, i'm making a leche flan and ube ice cream so i can make halo halo.
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i did brunch for dinner tonight -- a monte cristo w/ boysenberry jam and a seasonal fruit situation. i feel like i need a mimosa. there are few sandwiches as good as a monte cristo, man.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Leo: The stars are trying to be more optimistic and will therefore interpret the crow perched on your car each morning as a GOOD omen.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"everyone's got a gay cousin" i'm one of, like, 20 grandkids. there's several of us, actually.
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
my mantra for life rn
i think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Leo: Lyle Lovett’s drone will hunt you mercilessly.
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
realizing you may be one of the more intelligent people in the room is concerning when you, yourself, are a dumbass...
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
me and my friend are on opposite sleep schedules atm so our discord DM is just us shit posting links we think the other might find funny and/or interesting smh
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L.A. TACO @lataco.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Greatea Bubble Tea House in Anaheim was a neighborhood staple for four years but closed down after the death of eight-year-old Jasmine. With the help of the community, this grieving mom was able to develop a new venture. The full story: lataco.com/sassy-boba-g... By Julianne Le
A smiling woman inside a boba truck serves out a drink. 

Headline reads "Mom Channels Grief into New Boba Truck after Firework Tragically Killed Her Daughter"
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
only my sensitive ass cat would get scolded for walking across my macbook, get offended, and then immediately rush to the crawl space under my house to nurse her hurt feelings, like... are you fucking kidding me?
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
can't listen to "baby come back" by player without crying because this song was playing while miles was dying in my arms lmfao
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snoopy season @catburglar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
still thinking about the girl that dressed up like don henley for halloween. "it's me, don henley, the scariest eagle of them all..."
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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Always kind of thinking about Marisa Tomei's 3/4 length sleeve (?), mock neck (?), lightly shoulder-padded (?), floral catsuit from MY COUSIN VINNY so I sketched it.
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