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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️

@catastrophecat.bsky.social
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loser cat thing she/her talking about anything and everything probably won't use this much streams at: www.twitch.tv/wolf_2070

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Akira Edits @theakiraedits.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I couldn't resist after seeing that first screenshot
Lieutenant Columbo, out on a casual stroll with a suspect who is convinced that there's no possible way that she could've been responsible for her late husband's terrible jet ski accident.

Lt. Columbo is prepared to let the whole thing slide and give up the case, until his eyes are caught by a similar looking woman in a red dress passing by. 

The lieutenant stops in his tracks, pulls his cigar from his mouth, and scratches his head.

The suspect is taken aback, sweat on her brow, worried why he's stopped so suddenly only to hear.

"Y'know, there's just one more thing" he says, as he turns to her holding two pills in his hands.

In the left hand is a blue pill, in the right, a red pill.

"You see ma'am, I'd be convinced that you were correct about this whole business. I mean, there's no conceivable way you could've been able to sabotage your husbands jet ski while you were busy DJ'ing at your underground hacker rave."

He plucks the red pill from his hand and shows it to her.

"But if we were, to say, be inside a matrix where the boundaries of reality are all simulated, you could actually be in two places at once"

"Now ma'am, tell me, are yah familiar with this pill?"

The suspect is frozen in shock, unable to form a single word.

"That's alright, no need to respond. I actually got your prescription right here"

The lieutenant pulls out a small pill bottle from the pocket of his coat, pulling it up to his face to read the label.

"Does a Dr. Morpheus ring a bell to you?"

*in the distance, the chime of bells can heard ringing softly*
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
told ya ;3
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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waspsalad 🔞 @waspsalad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a bit too big
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duski! @duskiglow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
another kidnapped doe<3 substar reward for @kitythighs.bsky.social!
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
had an absolute blast taking all of these, so maybe expect more in the future, probably on an alt account tho lol
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
vrchat.com/home/world/w...
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
vrchat.com/home/world/w...
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
now for the ones i did- vrchat.com/home/world/w...
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
now for postings sake, separating out the other, spicier pics @theakiraedits.bsky.social took and edited here! as well as some i took on my own, and with the help of their partner.
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
thanks again to Akira for the pics and edits, always a blast! you can also find them at www.youtube.com/theakiraedits so pleeaaase please give them a follow.
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The Akira Edits
Insomniatic Video Editor & Professional Yapper
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
vrchat.com/home/world/w...
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
vrchat.com/home/world/w...
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
vrchat.com/home/world/w...
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
so, if you didnt know, wednesday was my 21st birthday! (absolutely insane to think about btw) so, my friend @theakiraedits.bsky.social helped me take some pictures in vrchat ^w^ go check out their work! i love the edits they did, so if youre in the market please give them a shout! (photo dump below)
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Purpzie 🐦 @purpzie.com · 19/08/2026
Attention creators: Gumroad now requires all digital products to be refundable within 7 days of buying it, regardless of your settings. Now anyone can simply grab something and immediately refund it. Ugh
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𝚖𝚘𝚓𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚐 | 📸 | 📹|🪴 @mojopeg.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
3 Shadyn w/ @catastrophecat.bsky.social LD #VRChatPhotography #VRChat
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"A few photos I took over the past couple of days, trying to figure out VRCLens so, expect more." -🟡
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Miami Mike @leather-peach.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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HEALTH @health.band · 12/07/2026
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✨🖤TannerCsH🖤✨ @tannercsh.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I really do love running events in VRC but god there are times I just wanna rip my hair out... That being said the popup AMWolf and I held on Friday was a massive success!! We even managed to hit our cap at one point which is insane!! Excited to run more of them in the future!!
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Mako @makosiamese.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Great set tonight @hecka.space! Had a blast!
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
man what the heelllll qwq
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
so im setting up my twitch payment stuff (oh yeah, officially an affiliate now 🎉) and i read this and got so hard i passed out
A screen shot that reads "Disregarded Entity".
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GnollBreath 🍖💦GOING➡️MFF 2026!! @gnollbreath.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"They're trying to make a kingdom."
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Em Void 🏳️‍⚧️ @coherentvoid.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Remember, kids, make your art. I waited so long to start my game that, in the intervening years, somebody else used my obscure title for their project. Now I have to find a new name. I wonder if I can just name it the equation for a second order fusion reaction?
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🪐 maki @ljesak.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
doodle - #art #digitalart #animalart
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Jadne Faux @jadnefaux.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
If you like bangers, it was all night at CAT-ACLYSM! @catastrophecat.bsky.social had a lovely opening set, @amwolf.bsky.social kept my energy high, and so many other great DJ's! Rare moment where stepping out of my comfort zone pays off! Pictures courtesy of Skia! #novafox #vrchat #novabeast
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
when my video-game character lost a live I said FUCK! then the swear detection protocol melted the disc inside my console… Fellas. You GOTTA listen to your parents when they say don’t swear. This is what happens.
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HEALTH @health.band · 19/06/2026
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
dealership salesman saying: "low poly cars are better for the environment, so I recommend you buy one."
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✨🖤TannerCsH🖤✨ @tannercsh.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Tonight!!
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MiloDesty @milodesty.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The colour of my soul
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c t @whatulysses.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
can't argue with this.
screenshot from a pop-up window received after downloading Microsoft Office. It features a yellow triangle with an exclamation point and the text, "'Microsoft Teams' is damaged and can't be opened. You should move it to the Trash."
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
ooooh boyyyy i wonder who that is!!! lol, but yes, im opening tomorrow at 10 eastern (9 central). something something "get ready for a catastrophe"
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
flowchart image

Maladaptive pattern: forget to feed my army > they die > i'm a bad general

After cognitive restructuring: forget to feed my army > learn the Foul Arts> Skeleton army
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
what the HELL happened after we went to bed??
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HEALTH @health.band · 18/06/2026
www.twitch.tv/johnny_health
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Mason Co. (PlushSharkPNGuber) @masonco.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Can Valve take the time out of their day and remove all the A.I. Shovelware SLOP off of the Next Fest page it looks like actual garbage. I'm seeing shit that looks like free mobile game ads that contain malware. It over all looks extremely unprofessional.
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Sixty | 📺 @sixtyfiveohseven.com · 17/06/2026
Making risky beard trimming calls after midnight But then it pays off
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A lot of the “kids online safety” proponents actually are anti-LGBTQ extremists and fundamentalists who want kids to have less freedom and don’t care if that actually makes them tremendously less safe too
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Selcian_bun @selcian.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Fighting off artblock by drawing the best girl ever 😌 @jayrnski.bsky.social
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Draaaagons!!
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wolf. 🏳️‍⚧️ @catastrophecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
right a 1:15, where the camera shows who i presume is the person filming, on the left side
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JB @jaybeeretro.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Reminder from Shigesato Itoi: Touch grass.
Itoi: "If you don't experience things outside of gaming, your ability to truly engage with games will fade..."
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