Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Courtesy of @kthorjensen.bsky.social : www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6749...teepublic.comBrain Groin Kickin by kthorjensenAs seen on a bar sign in Kyoto 2261
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No, no, he had a second brilliant idea: to then change it to HBO Max, cunningly leveraging the prestige of the HBO brand. Nobody else could have done it 140
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh Jesus christ WHAT www.dcimprov.com/shows/main-s... 101
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Between this and RFKJr's obsession with teen sperm counts, it's hard to shake the feeling that these freaks have had some really troubling conversations with each other 100
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It's a shame because I prefer the flavors of some of the other brands but none of them get the 'crisp' part right and that's a dealbreaker! 000
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Potato Bag at the MN State Fair @catsofyore.bsky.social 438353
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Mods are asleep, time to post Long Khachapuri 030
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Kind of gives away the game whrn they also vocally hate "virtue signaling" 000
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 04/08/2026He was such a Guy. A big goof and a Guy. I'm sorry for your loss. 010
Reposted by Merzbild ShrekT H E VV O R S T @milfparade.bsky.social · 03/08/2026A few weeks ago I realized that tomorrow is the date the Ray Bradbury story “There Will Come Soft Rains” takes place. It’s a shame science fiction from 75 years ago isn’t relevant anymoreshort-stories.coThere Will Come Soft Rains by Ray BradburyThe voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and… 6179107
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Love is Colder Than Death (1969, dir. Rainer Werner Fassbinder) 010
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 03/08/2026People let him go on TV as a special treat. Each day is a gift youtu.be/Lu9wkm82FUw?...youtu.beBrain Candy - Cancer BoyYouTube video by NocTurbulent 000
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Also, as a cis gay male, do not FUCKING presume to speak for me, you very small person. 010
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 03/08/2026You seem pretty stupid so i'm not hopeful, but you should ask yourself *when* you started to care *so deeply* about this and why the most powerful force for the suppression of this vital topic is a social media service that hasn't existed more than 3 years 110
Reposted by Merzbild Shrekkate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/07/2026do a deer my kids aren't here re i'm estranged from my son me the named in this lawsuit fa i'm driving on the run so my ex-wife wants me dead la i'm running from the feds ti a drink to clear my head that will bring us back to do! 241406366
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 26/07/2026"multispecies library-sensoriums", uh, yeah, we already have those, they're called zoos, and I am banned from all of them, 000
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 22/07/2026"Ruinous", what, did someone e get hin fired from his job of sponging off his parents? 030
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Like a little baby seal on the ice. Looka them flippers 010
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Who could forget the Mustard Man. Also didn't he claim recently that Ross Douthat made him straight ? 130
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 26/06/2026There were ones who even did it to the Clintons and never forgave them. Marty Peretz etc. "Who do these backwoods hillbillies think they are" 0341
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Jesus I don't care, just tell me which one stole my catalytic converter 010
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 03/06/2026She has only one skill, and it's being a world-class ass-kiss to anyone with money and power. They mistake that for being "smart" because she knows exactly what they always want to hear (which is that they, themselves, are also geniuses) 030
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 03/06/2026My sister's family caught one going through their garbage cans in the alley when they were trying to adopt a cat 150
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Crying out "Why?" to the heavens as the Lord sends me more Agues and Melancholies 010
Reposted by Merzbild ShrekThe Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 16/05/2026HONK HONK HOOONNNKKK 2102
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Macross even told us what would happen if you try to let AI make music 080
Reposted by Merzbild ShrekHATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 04/03/2026As always: THE RESIDENTS WERE RIGHTyoutu.beThe Residents - The Third Reich 'n' Roll 1976 Full Album 1980YouTube video by luis german lombo 2164
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Same; I live an hour away and would have gladly done it if I'd known 020
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Hormel's Frank'N'Stuff. 1980s, discontinued. Hollow hot dogs with the chili in the center. Like its namesake/mascot, a work of genius hounded to extinction by narrow-minded peasants 000
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 20/02/2026The Free Press is a welcome reminder of why most people are grateful that the internet did not publish every passing thought we had as we discovered the world from ages 12-15 1300
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 19/02/2026He's a @pantspants.bsky.social drawing animated by hell's least competent devil 020
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Xythanteopsmedia.tenor.coma green mascot is riding a four wheeler on a baseball field sponsored by philliesAlt: Animated gif of the Philly Phanatic, identified as "Xythanteops" in Look Around You Season 2. Pencils come from Pennsylvania. 010
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Books let in ideas, and what's an idea if not a tiny little prancing devil who makes you miserable 030
Merzbild Shrek @cat-befriender.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Needs more dipping areas youtu.be/IbvbF0L9tJg?...youtu.beThe Kids in The Hall: Dipping AreasYouTube video by Eric Testroete 000
