Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Post something random or you'll have an awful September 011
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Turns out you can escape Samsara by eating the correct amount of chips and queso. 000
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 27/06/2026You've porno'ed your last pyro! 010
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 27/06/2026You've circled your last jerk! 070
Reposted by Bungholes Johnson Allergies EnjoyerDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Can we get 10,000 RTs for this 6424081448
Reposted by Bungholes Johnson Allergies EnjoyerJess, Girl Kisser, Kitty Petter, Shadowheart Wifer 💖🌈 @jessieboo.bsky.social · 20/12/2025 9282705164
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I was cursed with being good at Excel and computer in a company where other people weren't. 020
Reposted by Bungholes Johnson Allergies EnjoyerBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22/10/2025If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey. 21310178
Reposted by Bungholes Johnson Allergies EnjoyerOku ΘΔ @oku.mow.haus · 17/10/2025Repost if you have more followers than the Official White House BlueSky Account 721896888
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Before Elon even bought Twitter I replied to a post where he said we should vote on if news articles were correct and called him a dumbass. My entire 35 follower account got nukes from orbit. 011
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Created a thing we can use in fun Internet arguments with Trump supporters. 010
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 07/07/2025For those of us paying attention the resurgence of Creed was the canary in the coal mine of fascism. 020
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Some weird nerd decided rightly pointing out that the goober natalists are freaks was intolerant. 020
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I am going to be the first verified reply guy. Because I'm nice. 000
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 27/03/2025What the hell is a sleep token? 000
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 17/03/2025As a product of a long line of Southerners a lot of what we're experiencing now would have been solved if Reconstruction had been vicious and 40 years long. 010
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Could not give less of a fuck if tech stocks falling effects my meager 401k. It makes the worst people in America sad so I hope it keeps happening. I hope this is 9/11 for grindset people. 000
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I will never make good posts on here. Never. That's the Bungholes Johnson guarantee. 000
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Keep finding stones with mysterious runes in my backyard. They might be runes. I dunno, I'm not enough of a nerd to find out. Just throwing them on the pile of skulls and going about my day. 000
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 20/01/2025The Boer 14 Words Guy just forgot how waving worked for a couple of minutes. Nothing weird. 000
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Chugging the 1.75l BuzzBall before fighting another middle aged man in a Walmart parking lot. Whoever wins will gain the title of Duke of Suburbia. 040
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 01/01/2025One kind of racist is going to take a pot shot at Elon for not being a different kind of racist. It's going to be pretty funny. 010
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 11/12/2024The amount of ska content I keep getting shown on a platform without an algorithm is starting to bother me. I'm not a 13 year old eating mozzarella sticks. 020
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Sometimes I fantasize about leaving Texas but then it gets a little cold. I know if I moved north I'd end up walking around looking like Ralphie's brother in A Christmas Story. Screaming and unable to put my arms down. 000
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Ate enough yesterday that a dour Puritan appeared in front of me and pronounced me debauched. Living life correctly apparently. 000
Reposted by Bungholes Johnson Allergies EnjoyerWagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 23/11/2024finally a reasonable take 344178184703
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 22/11/2024If I follow you and you don't follow me back that's totally fine. I'm just here to scroll and occasionally chuckle. 000
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Matt Gaetz is going to go out and Budd Dwyer himself. 120
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I love sitting in my house and hearing mysterious, probably expensive, noises. I love The Dread. 000
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Oh you're a Bluesky Elder? Well I'm a 33rd Level Norp. See I can make shit up too. No one cares, just have fun. 010
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 10/11/2024I don't care how this place works. I'm going to bring the same wretched vibes I bring everywhere. 120
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 18/12/2023My year end wrapup is pretty ho-hum. Did some fun things at work, spent a lot of time with family, killed an evil werewolf, started learning a new language, and generally just tried to have a good time. 020
Reposted by Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyerrobin uwu :3 @robinmayuwu.online · 07/09/2023Reskeet if you want to see trans people grow old and live full and rewarding lives 9941735
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 01/09/2023Nobody gets rad,.mad, and nude anymore. Just tired and wearing boxers. 100
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 19/08/2023As far as I can tell the best way to act here is when someone says they're some kind of original Bluesky poster you heap calumny on them. 000
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 09/08/2023I don't have an outdoor towel. I dry off with God's towels, the wind. 052
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 19/07/2023I keep typing stuff into Notepad and it somehow ends up here. 000
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 19/07/2023I'm not here to enjoy myself. I'm here for serious reasons. Which are inscrutable. 000
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 18/07/2023Ate an entire bag of crazy bread. So far my mental state remains unaffected. Will try with a larger dose next time. 010
Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 14/07/2023Showed up during a posting strike. Great timing. 030
