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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer

@castlecanis.bsky.social
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Man, what the hell?

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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's what he read at midnight in a graveyard to gain his sick guitar skills.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I must also be out of the loop because I knew about the 9/11 thing but none of the rest. Good god.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's okay, it's a great car and I am willing to suffer knowing a Cherokee went to a good home.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I would sign up so fast for that.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I am now going to explain your joke to you...
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Turns out you can escape Samsara by eating the correct amount of chips and queso.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I bet I could be worse. I was educated in Texas. My entire grasp of British foreign policy is exclusively derived from Excalibur and one podcast I listened to about William the Conqueror 5 years ago.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yeah, tree's just a little sleepy. Once it's nap is over it'll probably move along.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Train stations incontinence is a real problem.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I keep looking at triple digits looking in our forecast and involuntarily start thinking about sealing my entire house in aluminum foil.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You've porno'ed your last pyro!
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
You've circled your last jerk!
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I know it's slower than most EVs, handles like a boat, and will kill you deader than a doornail in a crash. But I need that.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I just want to control my diabetes and not be subjected to a discourse!
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It's a Muppet, right?
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Dreaming of Texas is already a bad omen, the rest just adds emphasis.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My 9 year old refers to the 90s as the olden days. He very sweetly and genuinely asked me when I saw the first car in town.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
As a squeamish person I simply do not watch these. But I'm happy for my friends who love horror because this seems like a good time for them.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
They came to my middle school and even as a 12 year old none of it made sense to me. I would have rather been in geometry.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Not me. I'm bitching about yardwork.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I signed up specifically to watch it and love the first 3 episodes. Planning to watch the other 2 tonight.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I live on the plains and every time I see a storm front moving in I totally get why people thought gods did that stuff.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Yeah, I definitely understand that. Just constant low level terror. On the plus side the lakes around here keep trying to eat these people, so nature is fighting back.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I have got to move the hell out of this area before I am killed by someone like this.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Varda from The Silmarillion?
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Well, I wouldn't seek it out, but I also wouldn't say no to it.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Pie sandwich??
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
My son loves Waffle House and I took him there the other day and it was still pretty good. It'd been about 20 years since I last went so I wasn't expecting much. But I was pleasantly surprised. It did feel weird for it not to be dark and I wasn't smoking a Marlboro Red.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It's got broken up sausage in it.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Oh man, yeah. We tried that with ChatGPT and abandoned it after the first couple of PRDs. I've somehow managed to avoid being saddled with the Hallucination Machine at work other than that.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Part of me wants to see how much I could milk those jobs for before they shit the bed. But the greater part of me knows working those jobs would drive me insane.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The neighborhood I live in in North Texas has had some houses sit on the market for a year. With price reductions. People just aren't buying at Covid prices. Even the companies that were snatching up houses seem to have backed up.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
So I've been doing God's work this whole time? Neat!
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm here trying to figure out if I should be grabbing all my animals and they keep interrupting with some BS about some stupid dinner somewhere.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I have suddenly in my early 40s decided I need to be able to tell different tree species from each other. So I get it.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Awesome, thank you! I'll have to check but I don't think they play any Riot games.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
So my desktop mainly gets used by my kid to play steam games. I've heard that Bazzite plays really well with Steam. Are there any pitfalls I should be aware of when switching?
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'm so tired of her.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I always feel like an anthropologist watching local news in another city.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Detroit style! The heroes pizza!
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I guess they prefigured Jelly Roll.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It's not a perfect measure but 75% of the folks I knew in High School who would not shut the hell up about Sublime are now foaming at the mouth MAGA folks. But I'm from Texas so that might skew it.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
My 8 and 3 year old spent like 2 hours today playing with each other. The oldest put a laundry basket over his torso and the 3 year old whacked him with a paper tube. And I got to sit and read. We all had a good time.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
As an American thank you for putting this in terms I can understand.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It probably doesn't mean much but I love your car pictures. I can't get out much but I always love spotting fun cars when I do, and you have let me do that around the world from the comfort of my home. So I guess you've made my time a little more meaningful. Thanks!
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I'll chip in but I need to drive it around a track going "Wheeeeee!!!"
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'm so happy for you. Or sorry for you. Whichever one this turns out to be.
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Bungholes Johnson Allergies Enjoyer @castlecanis.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Grimace is actually just out of the crop.
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