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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Boy are you day-old lunch meat? Because you’re kinda slimy and likely inbread

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🏳️‍⚧️CandiTime @cashncandi.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

unfortunately Imagine Dragons is my guilty pleasure and I understand why people judge me for that

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🏳️‍⚧️CandiTime @cashncandi.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

but I think this is why passive suicidal ideation is so common among religious people or formerly religious people. cus we were always taught that things get better after we pass. and then hyper-religious people get upset when their children are depressed😭

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 18/12/2024

Mrs. Claus: You know, we've been married over 200 years now, and I think it would be fun to spice things up with-- Santa Claus: DAMMIT, WE'RE NOT HAVING A THREESOME WITH THE KRAMPUS

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🏳️‍⚧️CandiTime @cashncandi.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

people say I was never a Christian in the first place simply because I don’t believe in God anymore and sometimes I wonder if they’re right. not because I feel guilty about it, I just remember being told about heaven when I was little and thinking “man that sounds ASS I don’t wanna do that”

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🏳️‍⚧️CandiTime @cashncandi.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

i wanna beat up my old man bones fr why you gotta be like that bro come on

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🏳️‍⚧️CandiTime @cashncandi.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

im watching the yearly Smosh crew gauntlet tntl and I caught myself applauding at the crew the same way the cast was is this normal

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🏳️‍⚧️CandiTime @cashncandi.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

these Gemini ads make me want to kill god. but so do a lot of things I guess. killing god is awesome. anyway the point is I’m mad, youtube stop showing me Gemini ads

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🏳️‍⚧️CandiTime @cashncandi.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

for goodness sake? who tf is “goodness”? do I know that bitch?

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🏳️‍⚧️CandiTime @cashncandi.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

my cat just laid the stinkiest shit like girl I love you but godDAMN I’ve been up since 4:30am why

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Before you judge a disabled person for the way they’re coping with the messiness of life …consider the sickest you ever were. Maybe it was a flu or an infection thst required surgery Try and remember the pain, fatigue & crushing monotony of it Now imagine knowing it would never end. Then be kinder

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🏳️‍⚧️CandiTime @cashncandi.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

guys I don’t wanna watch die hard for Christmas I’ve never seen it and I still don’t wanna

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Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

[Justice League pulling Batman aside to express concern over some of the YouTube videos Robin has been watching]

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Rin (they/them) @rinwrites.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Me on an hourly basis

A three-panel comic. In the first panel, a simple humanoid figure is shown, seated and writing on a piece of paper. They are smiling, and the words above their head say, "Enjoying hyperfixation".

In the second panel, they have dropped their pencil in shock. They look rather distressed and seem to be dissociating. Large red letters read: "I AM SO CRINGE"

In the final panel, the humanoid figure has gotten over their existential crisis and is back to happily writing on the piece of paper.

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God @thegodshow.com · 16/12/2024

Josh Shapiro called the McDonald’s employee who reported Luigi Mangione a “hero.” She will NOT get the $10,000 reward money because she called 911 instead of the tip line. By the way, Josh Shapiro got $15,000 in donations from United Healthcare last year. Numbers are fun.

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r0sie @r0sie.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

soulja boy saying YOOOOOOOOUUUU gives me more energy than any stimulant the soviets could invent

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

“Chappell Roan” sounds like a Hallmark Christmas special about a young girl and her best friend, a shy filly.

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RC deWinter @rcdewinter.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid. When they dug up the grounds they found human romaines.

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Michelle de los Santos @just-michelle.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Healthcare Snark

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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Anyone else tired of hitting the “skip intro” button watching a TV show and then you’re still stuck watching 10-20 seconds of the opening credits you wanted to skip? Skip should mean skip all of it.

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I like big butts. But I can lie about it. Where are the songs about people like us?

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🏳️‍⚧️CandiTime @cashncandi.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

sleep deprived and bleeding and praying to the gods that the doctor will prescribe me birth control again but who knows everything else about health lately has gone to shit

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