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Casey

@caseystudy.bsky.social
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Go bleach your roots, creep. Washington, DC | D&D | Weightlifting | Education | 🏳️‍🌈 | [he/they] 30% muscle and 70% muppet 👨🏼‍❤️‍👨🏻💍: @wooloomoomoo.bsky.social

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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 6h
I keep that at home!
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 7h
Four years more lifting and one glue on mustache and one giant weird axe(???)
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 7h
Hear me out:
Muscley blonde dude with mustache from an anime
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 8h
Joke is on them, because I am a steel Fortress unless they are selling magic cards.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 9h
Even I rolled my eyes at myself for traveling with a full roll of rice cakes and a jar of peanut butter in my bag, but guess who has a full roll of rice cakes and a jar of peanut butter in his hotel room? This baby bodybuilder guy. (No regrets. This was so clutch.)
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 9h
The brain zaps in. Vegas. Rebuke. The abyss. No.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 9h
I hate this place with my entire being.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 9h
I did it on Venlafaxine withdrawals and I do not understand how I am alive. I asked an employee to help me check in or kill me, whichever was easier.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 10h
Hell. This place is hell.
Airport poster for a Chris Angel show
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 10h
Also maybe mister basketball man seated next to bodybuilder shoulders guy was never going to be SUPER GREAT for a long flight.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 10h
It is not just because I forgot to take my antidepressants and that makes me so dizzy and headachey that I feel homicidal, but why is Vegas always yelling both visually and audibly?
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 17h
A man once said I have small rear delts, and I hope he chokes on my massive rear delts ✌🏻
Man in side chest pose
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 21h
Watching back the silly little flexing documentation/posing practice last night and LORD. That was the wildest my body has ever looked.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 22h
I did a PR sweep of my entire routine last night. How did that anxiety even get past reality enough to register in my mind???
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 22h
I’ve been bonkers anxious lately and old patterns turn to self-criticism (hey family, y’all really did a number on me). Pausing that narrative for a sec: my form in the gym will always keep improving, but the issue is NOT effort or training intensity. Take that noise and bin it.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 22h
Blocktober - no hesitation in blocking a mf all month long, babes.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was not NOT a gas chamber that gave you Slender Man arms and legs.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New dream: Accidentally won a spot as a model in a fashion week runway show. They put me in the Bone Lengthener to make me more of a slender man and took my glasses. Then they dressed me in weighted platform shoes and an oversized zoot suit. STOP LOOKING SCARED. ALSO YOU’RE LATE. Walk normal!!!
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I might never be able to move again, but it’s worth it. This pump was GNARLY.
Man in side chest poseMan in mantis poseMan in sort of a most muscular pose Man with muscle standing and looking at the camera
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Friend, what I have going on is a several step pharmaceutical and cosmetic procedure just to look this patchy. It is okay. We can’t all have everything. And if we did, send him to the Orcas.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have PRd every single lift I’ve tried tonight. I’m going to rip the head off a topiary and scream at the moon.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is what body affirming compliments feel like
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cool, I have a gym buddy who works there and he loves to tell people about Things.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Would you settle for the library of congress
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And I’m shorter! Takes me back to my pack of giant flamingo friends in undergrad where I was the second shortest.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If straight men wanted to start being ALLIES, they would stop having great, thick mustaches and let ME have great, thick mustache.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God bless the happenstance of getting to run into @thotinwaiting.bsky.social on this otherwise teeth-rattlingly anxious day. Goddess bless.
Two guys smiling at a camera. Both have glasses on.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LOL I think all of my sleep problems might be a result of PTSD from my early years of teaching. I hope my psych is ready for that exploration when I see him next 😨
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Right, the loading docks for the garment district, HONEY.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My friend of many years -- We are both Buscemiing our way through this life together.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have the same leg proportions.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t get those accusations often because my school only has one white kid.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was meant for the PNW and tethered to DC.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Living my Punk Billy life
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I regret to inform you that this outfit slaps.
Man I’m a Jean jacket and orange shirt. Man in a Jean jacket, orange shirt, and grey wide legged pants
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like are they just looking at bright colors and smiling like an actual baby with no serious engagement with the intent or meaning of the content?
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I truly do not understand how someone reconciles the cognitive dissonance required to be right wing and an X-Men fan, a Star Trek fan, or a Christian.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want to make a video about this, but SHOULDERS. I carry all my stress in my traps and upper back. It makes me hunch and scrunch. Working on that is helping me LOOK wider. Traps vs lats. I have to think about bringing my lats from 6 o clock to 3 and 9. Thinking about the arc motion helps a ton.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know. Genetics robbed us of what could have been.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yet another impossible body standard: beard made of goop.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know you mean that as a derogatory statement, but I’m hearing that I’m a dreamy daddy.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I repierced my ears while i was waiting and there is just so much blood everywhere.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A totally normal evening and not even remotely a crisis blonde mental health whoopsie alternative. If you don’t move, Beard Dye Casey can’t get you.
Man with dye in his beard and eyebrows.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have a truly morbid desire to get on a stairmaster and just keep climbing until my legs give out just to see how long it would take. Like I know it will be over two hours, but I want to KNOW. I would have made a great farming ox. Or like… a very gay camel. I’ll indulge on the next cut.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know this is very “exercise gives you endorphins, and endorphins make you happy, and happy people don’t murder their husbands” of me, but a really punishing lift is ALWAYS the best part of my day. If I am not hobbling at the end of a leg day, it was not a leg day.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dr. Pepper’s dupe is Mr. Pibb, but hear me out: PhD-23.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They bullied me long enough. My turn.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Scowling came pre-installed along with Donatello tendencies.
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WAIT.
Child dressed as a ninja turtle scowling at the camera
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Casey @caseystudy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
emphatically agreed
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