carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I watched the trailer… I didn’t hate it. it’s just so stupid it’s a shooter and I’m gonna be part of a guerrilla militia in the Canadian Shield by 2030 140
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026They’re making Starcraft into an open world shooterstatic.klipy.comDon Corleone: ¡Mira Cómo Masacraron a Mi Muchacho!ALT: Don Corleone: ¡Mira Cómo Masacraron a Mi Muchacho! 191
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This little freak’s last post being 4 days ago, he’s missing the kirkiversary 040
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Twitter kinda good rn just bc the mood in Naziville is so dire, they’re fucking miserable lol 140
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Ok do email chains normally get shown in the same chronological order as slaughterhouse five or are my coworkers just like somehow doing it wrong 030
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bought a soap dispenser that inexplicably has the pump pressure of a firehose and it nuts on me 3, maybe 4 times a month 0100
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I asked a guy if I could substitute one of the units in his order, he said yeah sure, my suggested response to that was “yes please!” 130
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I’m like 5 years late to this but why are the gmail suggested replies so ass. They’re not even just badly phrased, they literally don’t make any sense in context 90% of the time 1120
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Email correspondence with a guy who keeps mistakenly sending emails then sends another reply with the subject line “recall: ____” like that is supposed to unsend the previous email 040
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Coworker sent me a link to the Wikipedia page for an imperial eunuch and I had to be like crazy coincidence but I was literally just reading that yesterday #8am 040
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Ryan gosling starring in some bullshit againstatic.klipy.comMan Rages, Slams Door and QuitsALT: Man Rages, Slams Door and Quits 070
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My American cousins are visiting and their kid keeps tryna scam me. He asks me to guess the coin flip then he changes it to the opposite right in front of me 1110
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Coolest cathedral, them finally building around it takes away a bit of the ambience unfortunately 040
Reposted by carzjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14/07/2026You never hear about a parasite that gets rid of diarrhea 1331828
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 14/07/2026They even have a “this user is adderallposting” flag good gracious 241
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 14/07/2026How do I install those user warnings about post rate. Tell me 140
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Bob Seger wrote Night Moves about sleeping w a deployed marine’s gf, your goat could never frankly 050
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Wiped the table clean of potential excuses then went 1-4, absolute masterclass 020
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I’m piecing together that a significant number of Americans, including the president possibly, thought a red card meant they would have to play against Belgium a man down and not just without Balogun 290
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Ok yeah he seems to a pretty infinite well of evil and I shouldn’t have even been concern trolling about him a couple mo ago 030
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Dope scam at the hospital, the wifi said $5 for 4 hrs but I scrolled to the bottom of the page and there was a very inconspicuous button that said ‘click here for free wifi.’ Inexplicable 070
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I do appreciate how he tries to wipe out a couple dozen of his supporters anytime he’s bored 040
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Dog only clued in that I’m sick after a week and now he keeps looking at me like he just got off a bad phone call with my doctor 140
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Everytime I zoom in on my pfp it makes me smile, what a perfect painting 030
Reposted by carzUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/07/2026@REDACTED don’t block me please even if you don’t respond please don’t block me I won’t keep bothering you I’m sorry 27662175
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Just found out loon legs are so streamlined for diving they can’t even walk on land? What da hell lol 040
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Small chance they keep it in just bc it’s sort of topical but maybe I’m reaching? I was struck by how epsteinian the whole last act felt, like all the experiments he wanted to run at his ranch with his evopsych pals 010
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Just based on casting it would appear they’ve cut the Rastafarian space station side-quest; cannot imagine why 110
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Neuromancer show has some galaxy brain casting choices, what if it actually ends up good 280
