carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 12/09/2026They’re making Starcraft into an open world shooterstatic.klipy.comDon Corleone: ¡Mira Cómo Masacraron a Mi Muchacho!ALT: Don Corleone: ¡Mira Cómo Masacraron a Mi Muchacho! 191
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Twitter kinda good rn just bc the mood in Naziville is so dire, they’re fucking miserable lol 140
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Ok do email chains normally get shown in the same chronological order as slaughterhouse five or are my coworkers just like somehow doing it wrong 030
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bought a soap dispenser that inexplicably has the pump pressure of a firehose and it nuts on me 3, maybe 4 times a month 0100
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I’m like 5 years late to this but why are the gmail suggested replies so ass. They’re not even just badly phrased, they literally don’t make any sense in context 90% of the time 1120
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Email correspondence with a guy who keeps mistakenly sending emails then sends another reply with the subject line “recall: ____” like that is supposed to unsend the previous email 040
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Coworker sent me a link to the Wikipedia page for an imperial eunuch and I had to be like crazy coincidence but I was literally just reading that yesterday #8am 040
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Ryan gosling starring in some bullshit againstatic.klipy.comMan Rages, Slams Door and QuitsALT: Man Rages, Slams Door and Quits 070
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My American cousins are visiting and their kid keeps tryna scam me. He asks me to guess the coin flip then he changes it to the opposite right in front of me 1110
Reposted by carzjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14/07/2026You never hear about a parasite that gets rid of diarrhea 1331828
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Bob Seger wrote Night Moves about sleeping w a deployed marine’s gf, your goat could never frankly 050
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Wiped the table clean of potential excuses then went 1-4, absolute masterclass 020
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I’m piecing together that a significant number of Americans, including the president possibly, thought a red card meant they would have to play against Belgium a man down and not just without Balogun 290
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Ok yeah he seems to a pretty infinite well of evil and I shouldn’t have even been concern trolling about him a couple mo ago 030
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Dope scam at the hospital, the wifi said $5 for 4 hrs but I scrolled to the bottom of the page and there was a very inconspicuous button that said ‘click here for free wifi.’ Inexplicable 070
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I do appreciate how he tries to wipe out a couple dozen of his supporters anytime he’s bored 040
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Dog only clued in that I’m sick after a week and now he keeps looking at me like he just got off a bad phone call with my doctor 140
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Everytime I zoom in on my pfp it makes me smile, what a perfect painting 030
Reposted by carzUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/07/2026@REDACTED don’t block me please even if you don’t respond please don’t block me I won’t keep bothering you I’m sorry 27662175
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Just found out loon legs are so streamlined for diving they can’t even walk on land? What da hell lol 040
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Neuromancer show has some galaxy brain casting choices, what if it actually ends up good 280
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Gotten a lot of compliments on a merch shirt I bought but I’m realizing its prob got like 6 weeks left before it starts showing up in ‘male manipulator starter pack’ memes 050
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 02/07/2026How do I tell my dog it’s not that I don’t fw him anymore i just can’t have a tiny 5000 degree furnace sleeping on my legs 050
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 30/06/2026This security guard who runs the food court like the navy is quickly becoming my enemy 040
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Canada has what it takes for knockout stages Germany doesn’t, simple as 051
Reposted by carzhobart scariner @hobartmariner.bsky.social · 28/06/2026hard to express how much Starcraft meant to us back in the day. crazy powerful love 3181
Reposted by carzjoe a wilkins @joeonhere.bsky.social · 24/06/2026NEW: An embarrassing piece of corporate propaganda called "The Knightscope Chronicles" reveals something important about how police tech companies manufacture consent for their surveillance devices.futurism.comFailing Robot Cop Company Knightscope Now Publishing Bizarre AI Slop Fan Fiction About Its Robots Solving Absurd CrimesFlailing robot cop company Knightscope has filled its website with AI-generated short stories depicting its products saving the day. 02910
Reposted by carzSpudley Boo-Right 👻 @spudleydo-right.bsky.social · 21/06/2026This is what Palestinians living under occupation deal with on a daily basis: ‘I came to TAKE YOUR HOUSE. I will take it I promise. Not tomorrow, not the day after, but I will take it.’ 1188
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Almost got roped into a conversation with a mormon that had a european accent I thought he was a World Cup tourist 070
carz @carzonfye.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The reflecting pool stuff is entering failed-state authoritarian circus shit but ngl I’d run into the exact same problem, I had no clue how tf algae could just spontaneously appear until now 040
