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El Presidente

@carvingpumpkins.dev
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- Paragon of anguish - High priest of steel - Developer

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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 30/09/2026
using 'the crimson chin' as an insult is soooooo funny when ur a kid
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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 29/09/2026
imagine sitting near a baby monitor and suddenly hearing a wilhelm scream come out of it
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 29/08/2026
correll da GOAT
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 01/08/2026
That's Mr el presidente to you buster
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 11/07/2026
come and sit for a while
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 08/07/2026
*discovering the concept of theory of mind* is it possible to learn this power?
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 07/07/2026
i should become a joiner because i love to be involved
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Go ahead. Leave me to rot in here.
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 07/07/2026
i went to the medieval festival and they were pitting children against each other for sport
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 07/07/2026
life's fantastic with a Whippy™ in each hand!
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 22
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Low Quality Cats @lowqualitycats.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 22
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
SCI_FI/SHERPA.GIF
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Annie Sexton @anniesexton.com · 30/06/2026
the future of tech is 500 distinct apps offering to take notes for you
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 26/06/2026
just got murked by the don that works nightshift at budgeons
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 25/06/2026
I've always really respected eminimem for saying "there used to be a time when you could just say a rhyme". It's true! You can't do that anymore
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
monkey, ascii art (2010) aa.mozz.us/utf8art/asci...
ascii art of a crouching, kinda angry monkey, puffing smoke, holding up a hand with a smoke between their fingers.
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 18/06/2026
r/AskReddit what music are they playing in the kebab shop
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 17/06/2026
am i audible
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 17/06/2026
politically idempotent
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 17/06/2026
cumpoota pull da twigger
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
FANTASY/THE_DUNE.GIF
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 15
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 11/06/2026
empires rise n fall but dogs always lift they leg to pee
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 10/06/2026
what's that labeller called? for the school info
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 07/06/2026
who at duolingo thought that chess would be a good industry to try and break into
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 01/06/2026
will this be recorded?
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 01/06/2026
greet.bandcamp.com/album/i-know...
greet.bandcamp.com
I Know How To Die, by Greet
10 track album
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
THINGS/BOWLING.GIF
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 30/05/2026
there was a dream that was Rome
Screenshot of a 4chan imageboard thread showing four posts in a pun thread about bird names. The thread uses the classic 4chan layout with light purple/gray background, green "Anonymous" usernames, timestamps, and post numbers.

OP (No.5128627): Posted 05/26/26 at 01:13:33. Text reads "A peaWHAT?!" with an attached image of a peacock (83 KB JPG).

Reply 1 (No.5128632): Posted 05/26/26 at 01:27:13. Text reads "A WHO-atoo?" referencing "cockatoo" with an attached image of a sulphur-crested cockatoo with its yellow crest raised (266 KB PNG). Includes a quote link to post No.5129011.

Reply 2 (No.5128780): Posted 05/26/26 at 09:35:00. Text reads "The WHAT of the rock?" referencing "rockhopper" with an attached image of an orange bird with a distinctive fan-shaped crest, likely a Guianan cock-of-the-rock (82 KB JPG). Includes a quote link to post No.5129011.

Reply 3 (No.5128921): Posted 05/26/26 at 20:35:49. Text reads "A rabbit using the internet" — breaking the bird pun pattern with an attached image showing a small tan rabbit sitting at a laptop keyboard looking at the screen (82 KB JPG).
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 27/05/2026
this is the taj mahal of tings
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
MAMMALS/ARCWOLF5.GIF
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 17/05/2026
my album grid for this week is the most solid it's been in months
dustabsorber I 10 to 16 May 2026 last.fm

The Sound of Trees Falling On People by Seekae · Immunity by Jon Hopkins · Lonely People With Power by Deafheaven · Sunbather by Deafheaven · LOTTO by They Are Gutting a Body of Water · Ocean Death by Baths · +Dome by Seekae · The Worry by Seekae · Language by The Contortionist
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I feel like I'm not good enough to have imposter's syndrome
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 09/05/2026
youtu.be/7z_jkIPyZnM
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Appalachian emo fretless banjo
YouTube video by Brother Jon
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 12, Episode 10
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gnome.txt @gnometxt.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
mfw the blacksmith says he’ll forge me a blade that glows when the unseemly are nearby and it continuously shines pale and dim on my person
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Why aren't you working?
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 23/04/2026
aw man visanya for launch again ?
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park

"One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 14/04/2026
nice weather by day, pedestrians play
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spooky glue @delightedbutdying.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
chocolate makes everything better
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Haul your carcass to that settlement, meat.
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