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El Presidente

@carvingpumpkins.dev
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- Paragon of anguish - High priest of steel - Developer

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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 30/05/2026
there was a dream that was Rome
Screenshot of a 4chan imageboard thread showing four posts in a pun thread about bird names. The thread uses the classic 4chan layout with light purple/gray background, green "Anonymous" usernames, timestamps, and post numbers.

OP (No.5128627): Posted 05/26/26 at 01:13:33. Text reads "A peaWHAT?!" with an attached image of a peacock (83 KB JPG).

Reply 1 (No.5128632): Posted 05/26/26 at 01:27:13. Text reads "A WHO-atoo?" referencing "cockatoo" with an attached image of a sulphur-crested cockatoo with its yellow crest raised (266 KB PNG). Includes a quote link to post No.5129011.

Reply 2 (No.5128780): Posted 05/26/26 at 09:35:00. Text reads "The WHAT of the rock?" referencing "rockhopper" with an attached image of an orange bird with a distinctive fan-shaped crest, likely a Guianan cock-of-the-rock (82 KB JPG). Includes a quote link to post No.5129011.

Reply 3 (No.5128921): Posted 05/26/26 at 20:35:49. Text reads "A rabbit using the internet" — breaking the bird pun pattern with an attached image showing a small tan rabbit sitting at a laptop keyboard looking at the screen (82 KB JPG).
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 17/05/2026
my album grid for this week is the most solid it's been in months
dustabsorber I 10 to 16 May 2026 last.fm

The Sound of Trees Falling On People by Seekae · Immunity by Jon Hopkins · Lonely People With Power by Deafheaven · Sunbather by Deafheaven · LOTTO by They Are Gutting a Body of Water · Ocean Death by Baths · +Dome by Seekae · The Worry by Seekae · Language by The Contortionist
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 31/03/2026
we're so back
Headline: "Thieves steal Renoir, Cézanne and Matisse paintings in three-minute ltalian heist"
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 18/03/2026
lucky me
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 03/03/2026
party rock is in the hou se tonight
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 24/12/2025
bro's name is literally 150%
Wikipedia article for the philosopher Max More
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 30/09/2025
my current bedtime routine consists of lighting an incense stick and listening to a youtube playlist i made titled "Resting Knights" that consists entirely of these knights sat by campfires
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 13/09/2025
BOSHHHHH
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 01/09/2025
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 01/09/2025
just copped
baseball cap that reads "JSTOR killed Aaron Swartz" on the front
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 15/08/2025
solid line-up here
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 11/08/2025
for sale, belle delphine, vinyl figure
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 02/07/2025
ok but i dont see why they trained it to hit the doctors
News headline that reads: "Microsoft Unveils AI Diagnostic Orchestrator That Beats Doctors and Reduces Costs"
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 08/06/2025
i was caught staring at this post while sipping on a buzzball
A photo of me, taken over my shoulder from a metre or so away. In my outstretched left hand is a buzzball cocktail and in my right hand is my phone, which is displaying the quoted post.
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 06/06/2025
Big fan of this hack for when you don't know whether to write "use" or "uses"
Excerpt from an email that reads:
"Dear Laurence, this company use(s) Momence to run their business. This email contains information about how you can manage your account. No further emails will be sent"

The word "uses" has had parentheses added around the last "s" to represent the words "use" and "uses" at the same time.
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 25/05/2025
cartoon of cat driving a tank

source: https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/calamancyy/tank-cat
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 26/01/2025
facebook marketplace shenanigans
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 20/11/2024
a promising 'yet' for edit button fans
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 19/11/2024
how im tryna be
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 16/11/2024
i stand on business.. monkey business....
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 14/11/2024
goin to da store
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 12/08/2023
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El Presidente @carvingpumpkins.dev · 10/08/2023
doing some light reading
a photo of a book titled "The complete high school study guide: Everything you need to ace Pre-Algebra and Algebra 1 in one big fat notebook"
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