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The Hamburglar's Hamdozer has been stopped. Authorities confirmed Hamchristopher "Hamchris" Hamburlinton of McDonaldland AKA "The Hamburglar" was the operator. He was found in the hamdriver seat hamdead due to a haminflicted hamgunshot wound. He was 32 hamyears old.