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moon unit. it she. 27. bloodless space marine. noreastern ring of fire.

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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 22h
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 19h
avoided doing my job for 30 minutes by challenging every approaching manager to a duel with some scrap metal that was around
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 22h
as a customer-american i have a lot of concerns about the rise of socialism in america. will i still be allowed to hit service workers? not HARD just like to get their attention or as a kind of “negative tip”
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 07/04/2026
"I can not believe America has becom--" bitch, we have Andrew Jackson on our money. our default money. the only money the bank robot knows how to hand out.
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
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Petra, known digby enjoyer @behold.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Crap yourself clean
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
come out of the crapper and everyone wants a fist bump
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
she took a crapper in my heart
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
walking out of the pisser at the function and complaining that that’s a weird crapper
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
fell asleep on the crapper
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
crap yourself to sleep
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
crapping for hours
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
it came up in performance review that i called an old lady a bum
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
calling the customer broke
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
just straight bullying the customer not sexual just mean
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samantha @goblinsorcerer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hey everybody it’s kenji. today we are exploring seattles Poop District
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kaj @kaj.gay · 09/10/2026
Do not pee legendary pants
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
i need a rare pair of pants
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kaj @kaj.gay · 09/10/2026
THIS IS JOHN LENNON
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
what does a beaverton accent sound like buddy you’re listening to it
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Folk are buying high protein food prep style dinners from a cunts with a hair cut for £12 a pop.
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
im off the goofballs and inside jokes
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
mixing up a bunch of biographical details between DFW and the mendoza brothers
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
now reading A Supposedly Fun Twink I’ll Never Rail Again by dfw
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
there’s signs all over my shop saying “Call Moon Unit (###-####)before turning this key/starting this machine/opening this door”
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autumz.bsky.social @autumz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Branwen will never be high defin-" #halo #halospotlight #oc
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Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah I like lesbian sex if by lesbian sex you mean I'm a girl obsessed with Richard Nixon, but in the correct way like how one can respect the destructive forces of nature. I also like kissing girls even if they make me shy. I just sometimes pretend I'm sending them off to burgle a hotel for me.
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The Count of S 🇧🇲🖼️✍️ @thecountofs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
i was ahead of the curve kicking the shit out of harry potter fans in 2006 for wearing those gay little robes to school.
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rows™ @rod3nt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i still haven’t seen it but i’m assuming Digger (2026) is just this
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dreya @dexadrinn.neocities.org · 07/10/2026
all that power of kindness, love, and friendship type shit is actually 100% real and it will dramatically improve if not outright save your entire life
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026
it is really hard to unsee that basically all customers have a “rapist mentality”
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mara scary 🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my dick wide like ps3
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026
tattoo of an ourobouros but it’s actually two snakes 69ing
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 29/07/2026
hello i saw this video and felt compelled to share it with you all
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mara scary 🌦️ @cloudsponge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
true shout out cloud people
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026
History of Concrete is PACKED
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
caveman: you see Grong new cave painting? me: let me guess: bison, stick figures caveman: why you no let people enjoy things me: it's derivative
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Frame #6299 from E35 Of Note
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 05/10/2026
I Wanna Fuck a LOT in This Hospital
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
project hail mary but they replace all the flashback scenes with drive 2011
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a wave has such a great long start before it leaps, all round the world it runs, and then comes the spring!
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
alright just watched Project Hail Mary. pretty good
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
i love you lao grandma chili crispy
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Poisonous mushrooms could save our lives
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
all hopped up on fish bones
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You Can Milk Run But You Can’t Milk Hide @cartboyx.eurosky.social · 05/10/2026
i love sardines
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