lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if you like progress and light and everything i really am, just peep my iNat page. i jumped off a cliff and into the soil and that's where I'll be if you need me 051
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i don't belong here anymore. who i was in this place has expired. whoever i was trying to be here, for someone else, is a dead stinky animal side of the road. the pigeon is the archeology of us. one day I'll create something even better for you 060
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026which phase of matter does piss mode involve these days 090
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026little robot does my bidding. my bidding is science 090
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026sink my habitat. go into the water. go into the water i dont know why an i dont know what the meaning of -Sexii Atlantis tablet 030
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026you can find mushroom in the forest. but you will not find purpose, or agency 1111
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Sorcerer Spolaya: today we lost some known soldiers in the battle for freaks me: worldwide? Sorcerer Spolaya: battle for freaks worldwide 040
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026(eye opens suddenly while im bent over my toils) robin's will speciate into Cleft robin and Deft robin 030
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026im being quiet because there are mushrooms growing in my brain. ssh 0162
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026in my world, there are always blobs tumbling and coming around 060
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 20/04/2026here is a take that i have. all manner of reefenspiel swim by a man, when the moon is threepieces otherside of a rimpling cur'nt 040
Reposted by lobed figletrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 18/04/2026me: good rich foam this week. nice froth my cousin Yunto: I think its coming from Francine me: it wasnt Francine who died. all the woman orcas are alive. it's Linus who died and this isnt creature foam anyway my cousin Yunto: Seems like Francine foam me: this is omen foam. creature foam is burgundy 0232
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026i believe there are lizard people absorbing my taxes 050
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026the lesson here is obvious. if u do good your absentee father zeus will turn you into a sky product 060
Reposted by lobed figletlobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 01/11/2024human head on a bison body. milagros 091
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026the Low Ridin Boys are pretending to be watchful deities again 070
Reposted by lobed figletrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 10/04/2026materials ogre: Moterials me: materials. ma-terials in my language materials ogre: Materials me: very good ogre. thats correct materials ogre: Smash you don't give me all your moterials. Smash you down me: (sigh) 05810
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026scientist vibe for the home gardener . im about to turn the age jesus was when he made his nut so you need to send me scientist vibes 1140
Reposted by lobed figletrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 09/04/2026yoma woma is "the big idea" 061
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026as is measured, i could fit inside a gooses nest. this is simply who i am. it has been measured 081
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026welcome to my oracle tent Crumb Bun. a beast's fur could have little riders that can consume us 070
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 06/04/2026posting is hard because i mostly care about this stuff right now 2300
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026hows everyones feeling in the bathroom today. mine is "pelagic except it's the land" 040
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026women got all thes clothes?women got all thes clothes? mothers room where i can itch my titty . 060
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026i can see you think you know about garden. pool boys as mobile sculpture. welcome to my advanced class 050
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026the knight nuts-alom dreams of being a problem that scientist could solve. i dream simply to have earthen tunnel. dirt home 060
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026on track for nazzty betrayal: they casted me as stoner chicken in surfing movie for children 050
Reposted by lobed figletlobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 14/01/2024every spring equinots they got to place stroopwafel at entrance of Fingal's cave to get mendelssohn out of there 0183
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026sometimes the bathroom smells like candycanes plus puke plus ph imbalance. anyone eat there vegetble ? 191
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026when we are selecting plants for the landscape, we must consider are they chonklat or vanillum. jk i made that up to zigzag my trajectore. right answer its how they are big when they grown. realpotato 2120
Reposted by lobed figletrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 13/03/2026cold suckin breakfast oatmeal out of a concert flutists concert flute while hes down at the joe convenience. should'nt have left your oats out otherf{%cker. #oatmeal. talking about your flute soloist ass is going to ensconce me into your home like im not hungry at 10:45am. mapo syrup 2398
Reposted by lobed figletrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 11/03/2026trylobyte ass type of, f*cking, whatever. rrilobite. feel like cot damned stromatolite. c*d damn. stringed up by a trunked out wookie milf. jesus christ 1193
Reposted by lobed figletrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 11/03/2026we all became strange one day. ok so what. year 2000, annunciation of the bitch ass. holy water in their sick guts and they named her Computer 0253
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 08/03/2026the calyx and the toyota corolla and the dick and balls and pussy alltogether make a complete flower. 0131
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026the living world is still so vibrant if you know where to look. don't miss out 0103
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026i think it's selfish to smell bad and saintly to rip ass 090
Reposted by lobed figletIdiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Experimenting with various Eldritch invocations and summoned what I'm calling a Glocknado 062
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 02/03/2026im being corrupted by characters the television such as blue hubnard on succlaimed soap popera " crappers' tide " 0101
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026me: echo echo bravo. light em up boyz. i wanna see chevrons on every garage door Spank Leighton of the 101st Mushy Berries: like the nineteen 90s ? me: like goin to granmam house. 080
Reposted by lobed figletYooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 24/02/2026bends and twists your shit into a pretzel 2121
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 24/02/2026i attended a vanilla ice show in kankakee illinois in 2015 080
lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 23/02/2026scientists do big ultrasound on pregnant godzilla 1222