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@carpetbenzo.bsky.social
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if you like progress and light and everything i really am, just peep my iNat page. i jumped off a cliff and into the soil and that's where I'll be if you need me
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i don't belong here anymore. who i was in this place has expired. whoever i was trying to be here, for someone else, is a dead stinky animal side of the road. the pigeon is the archeology of us. one day I'll create something even better for you
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
which phase of matter does piss mode involve these days
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
little robot does my bidding. my bidding is science
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
are all the tradwifes doing good. good
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
sink my habitat. go into the water. go into the water i dont know why an i dont know what the meaning of -Sexii Atlantis tablet
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
all of the things of world i seem to know
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
you can find mushroom in the forest. but you will not find purpose, or agency
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Sorcerer Spolaya: today we lost some known soldiers in the battle for freaks me: worldwide? Sorcerer Spolaya: battle for freaks worldwide
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
(eye opens suddenly while im bent over my toils) robin's will speciate into Cleft robin and Deft robin
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
im being quiet because there are mushrooms growing in my brain. ssh
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
ive been staying up late looking at bad dudes
thin slice of the gill of an Oudemansiella mushroom under a microscope showing long clublike pleurocystidia and a shitload of spores flying around outside the gill edge plus air bubblesOudemansiella spores at 100x magnification under oil immersion. they are lemon shaped with little snoutlike poresOudemansiella spores at 100x magnification under oil immersion. they have little snoutlike pores
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
in my world, there are always blobs tumbling and coming around
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
here is a take that i have. all manner of reefenspiel swim by a man, when the moon is threepieces otherside of a rimpling cur'nt
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
me: good rich foam this week. nice froth my cousin Yunto: I think its coming from Francine me: it wasnt Francine who died. all the woman orcas are alive. it's Linus who died and this isnt creature foam anyway my cousin Yunto: Seems like Francine foam me: this is omen foam. creature foam is burgundy
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
i believe there are lizard people absorbing my taxes
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
the lesson here is obvious. if u do good your absentee father zeus will turn you into a sky product
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
human head on a bison body. milagros
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
the Low Ridin Boys are pretending to be watchful deities again
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
materials ogre: Moterials me: materials. ma-terials in my language materials ogre: Materials me: very good ogre. thats correct materials ogre: Smash you don't give me all your moterials. Smash you down me: (sigh)
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Lauren (茶 fan) @xxxhakasefanxxx.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
scientist vibe for the home gardener . im about to turn the age jesus was when he made his nut so you need to send me scientist vibes
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
yoma woma is "the big idea"
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
trail mix makes me strong, dumb ass!
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
as is measured, i could fit inside a gooses nest. this is simply who i am. it has been measured
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
welcome to my oracle tent Crumb Bun. a beast's fur could have little riders that can consume us
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
posting is hard because i mostly care about this stuff right now
it's spring in the forest ravinebloodroot Sanguinaria canadensisthe polite mushroom Neogyromitra brunnea
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
hows everyones feeling in the bathroom today. mine is "pelagic except it's the land"
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
women got all thes clothes?women got all thes clothes? mothers room where i can itch my titty .
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
i can see you think you know about garden. pool boys as mobile sculpture. welcome to my advanced class
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
the knight nuts-alom dreams of being a problem that scientist could solve. i dream simply to have earthen tunnel. dirt home
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
on track for nazzty betrayal: they casted me as stoner chicken in surfing movie for children
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
every spring equinots they got to place stroopwafel at entrance of Fingal's cave to get mendelssohn out of there
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
sometimes the bathroom smells like candycanes plus puke plus ph imbalance. anyone eat there vegetble ?
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
when we are selecting plants for the landscape, we must consider are they chonklat or vanillum. jk i made that up to zigzag my trajectore. right answer its how they are big when they grown. realpotato
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
cold suckin breakfast oatmeal out of a concert flutists concert flute while hes down at the joe convenience. should'nt have left your oats out otherf{%cker. #oatmeal. talking about your flute soloist ass is going to ensconce me into your home like im not hungry at 10:45am. mapo syrup
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
trylobyte ass type of, f*cking, whatever. rrilobite. feel like cot damned stromatolite. c*d damn. stringed up by a trunked out wookie milf. jesus christ
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
we all became strange one day. ok so what. year 2000, annunciation of the bitch ass. holy water in their sick guts and they named her Computer
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3 random letters every 10 mins @3randolettrs.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Rbo
3-letter word: Rbo
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
the calyx and the toyota corolla and the dick and balls and pussy alltogether make a complete flower.
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
the living world is still so vibrant if you know where to look. don't miss out
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
i think it's selfish to smell bad and saintly to rip ass
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
hush. i will be botanizing you soon
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Experimenting with various Eldritch invocations and summoned what I'm calling a Glocknado
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
im being corrupted by characters the television such as blue hubnard on succlaimed soap popera " crappers' tide "
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
me: echo echo bravo. light em up boyz. i wanna see chevrons on every garage door Spank Leighton of the 101st Mushy Berries: like the nineteen 90s ? me: like goin to granmam house.
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 24/02/2026
bends and twists your shit into a pretzel
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
i attended a vanilla ice show in kankakee illinois in 2015
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lobed figlet @carpetbenzo.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
scientists do big ultrasound on pregnant godzilla
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