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David E.J. Berger

@carljunior.bsky.social
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I make TV. #RootsOfComedy #MurderMountain #PhatTuesdays #NumberOneOnTheCallSheet I think it’s really gonna happen this time, the calls are on the company dime… Also host a tennis betting podcast: @mp9tennis.bsky.social

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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The AI existential crisis isn’t sentient takeover. It’s AI destroying our planet for the sake of memes for hacks.
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Now You Know The More You Know PSA
ALT: Now You Know The More You Know PSA
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Rick Paulas @rickpaulas.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
You can’t be doing AI when I’m doing this shit! Grow up! Learn a trade!
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The Retro Coach @theretrocoach.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Host @carljunior.bsky.social did a great job in his Y2! The raffle prizes were fantastic - wish I spent a ticket on the Shaq bobblehead. 😅 Scoring the Luc Robitaille signed puck was a delight, the 2002 Red Wings were the greatest HOF assembly ever. Way to support @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social!
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Korbyn Dubois @korbdub.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Massive shout out to @carljunior.bsky.social for an incredible LA Live SFB16 draft. He organized an awesome draft day out in the SoCal sun. Big thanks for the homie @lizloza.bsky.social for coming thru too. She always brings the good times with her.
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#SFB16 LA Live Draft Group photo!! What a time!! @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The #SFB16 LA Live Draft is HAPPENING!! @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It all comes down to TODAY!! The #SFB16 Los Angeles Live Draft is now under 2 and half hours from 1st pick! It’s will be EPIC and someone is going to win 2 $500 tickets to Rams or Chargers thanks to @seatgeek.bsky.social! Live at Arts District Brewing in DTLA!! @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social
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The Retro Coach @theretrocoach.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
One day away from #SFBLA!! How many of you in last year’s picture will be back for tomorrow’s draft? Very grateful to @scottfish.bsky.social & @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social for another opportunity to compete and @carljunior.bsky.social for running the event at #ArtsDistrictBrewing. See you there!!
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The Retro Coach @theretrocoach.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
One day away from #SFBLA!! How many of you in last year’s picture will be back for tomorrow’s draft? Very grateful to @scottfish.bsky.social & @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social for another opportunity to compete and @carljunior.bsky.social for running the event at #ArtsDistrictBrewing. See you there!!
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ready or Not 2 was pretty mid but this is fucking iconic…
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George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519
Dennis Miller
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Pasadena losing Nikki C’s is a travesty. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
tracking my conveyor belt sushi
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I haven’t seen a Darwin come on against Cabo Verde since the second voyage of the HMS Beagle in 1832 taught him the immense scale of geologic time.
Dennis Miller with a goofy grin
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Paul McCartney played “Coming Up” on SNL. Best moment on TV this year.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
this is where corey kispert's experience getting blown out as a wizard will be important
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Fantasy Cares @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
haven’t gotten an invite yet to #SFB16? one of the easiest is join the free fantasycares.org/discord another spot up for grabs there currently (our friends at @4for4football.bsky.social are giving one away in their discord as well. join both and double your shot)
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ZinCarlaH @zincarlah.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Tonight @ 8:30 PM, the Game Changers launches the #SFB series with @scottfish.bsky.social, creator of the Scott Fish Bowl & founder of @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social. A conversation about live drafts, new scoring, community, & the movement that changed fantasy football. www.youtube.com/live/YaVa3Ye...
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Scott Fish: Creator of SFB on Charity, Community, Live Drafts, and the Future of Fantasy Football
YouTube video by The Sports Affiliation
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Michael @michaelkstahl.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Ben Shapiro is an idiot's idea of an intellectual.
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The Retro Coach @theretrocoach.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Hey Southern California #FantasyFootball fans! The annual Scott Fish Bowl event is looking to fill live draft divisions - based on Super Mario. You can help raise money for charity by donating to @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social campaigns and buying raffle tickets at the draft. Sign up!⬇️
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
🚨 ICE Glasses are coming - specialized smart glasses designed by and for the Department of Homeland Security, documents reveal: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
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Exclusive: ICE Glasses
Homeland Security is making “smart glasses” to collect intelligence inside the U.S.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/04/2026
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Peter Berkes @peterberkes.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Listen to this crowd pop
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John Bosch @johnbosch.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
#SFB16 theme is contagious
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
So every new movie has to be a horror movie now?
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Big final tomorrow at #ATPMonteCarlo We broke it down from a betting perspective on a brand new @mp9tennis.bsky.social! open.spotify.com/episode/0MFy...
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Zach Attack @ffchalupabatman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Best ways to get into #SFB16 • sign up scottfishbowl.com • follow @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social • sub to Fantasy Cares YouTube channel • participate in Fantasy Cares event/contest • RT Fantasy Cares posts to increase exposure for charity • positive engagement with FF community
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a man in a suit and tie says that he likes to consider myself
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says that he likes to consider myself
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 07/04/2026
CONGRATS TO ALL THE BASKETBALL CHAMPIONS FROM ALL THE LEAGUES AND TOURNAMENTS 1/4
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@SickosCommittee
@SickosCBB
to all of the 2026 College Basketball Champions!
Ucla
Women's DI
NCAA Champions
UCLA
Men's DI
NCAA Champions
Michigan
Men's D2
NCAA Champions
Gannon
Men's D3
NCAA Champions
Mary
Washington
Men's
NAIA Champions
Freed-Hardeman
(TN)
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Women's D2
NCAA Champions
Grand Valley
State
Women's D3
NCAA Champions
Denison
Women's
NAIA Champions
Marian
(IN)
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@rotopat.bsky.social need you to acknowledge this historic women’s basketball win for the B1G.
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Fantasy Cares @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Join our Masters Campaign!! lots of great prizes up for grabs!! fantasycares.org/masters
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Come to the Los Angeles live on July 18th at Arts District Brewery!! We are topping last year but you have to sign up!!
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Zac Reed @tacitassassin13.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
www.youtube.com/live/pnQJ6md...
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2026 Rookie Hootenanny, TE Edition
YouTube video by Fantasy Cares
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Finally got around to watching “Fall” and the most unbelievable part was this woman’s phone keeping battery for 3 days
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Ruth Delgado @heylookitsruth.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Dolores Huerta's statement on Cesar Chavez: “I am nearly 96 years old, and for the last 60 years have kept a secret because I believed that exposing the truth would hurt the farmworker movement I have spent my entire life fighting for... I can no longer stay silent and must share my own experiences"
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March 18, 2026
Today, civil rights leader Dolores Huerta issued the following statement:
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
An utterly absurd goal from Dynamo Moscow's Semyon Der-Arguchintsev... forget between the legs, he went behind the back (h/t @eagsixcards.bsky.social) (via KHL)
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Fantasy Cares @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
july 18 LA @carljunior.bsky.social orlando @ffchalupabatman.bsky.social phoenix andrew clark dallas @kaceykasem.bsky.social @amerika108.bsky.social
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Have no idea how I stumbled on this Vanity Fair party coverage but I’m absolutely loving it
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
There’s truly no better offseason listen than the Hootenanny from @tacitassassin13.bsky.social and @jmiccheck.bsky.social. Literally the best scouting episodes that exist!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
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274. Dynasty Dummies 274 - 2026 Rookie Hootenanny WRs Part 1 - In A World of Goldfish
Podcast Episode · Dynasty Dummies Fantasy Football Podcast · March 13 · 1h 17m
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Helloooo Los Angeles #SFB16 Drafters! It’s time a ride the half pipe back to the Arts District Brewing Company on July 18th at 2pm for this year’s LIVE DRAFT! Last year was epic, but the goal is to 1080 our way to an even bigger day!!
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Hello Los Angeles based #SFB16 drafters! We are so back! And by back I mean the draft will once again be held at the Arts District Brewing Company on July 18th, 2026! Hope to see you there! #FantasyCares
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/03/2026
God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Not to sound old but I literally hate anyone who says vibe coding
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
So over on Threads, basically everyone is shilling ways for AI to make content for them for $. We are in a stupidity arms race. Who can make us dumber faster and make the most money doing it.
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Absolutely brutal news about Rondale Moore. I remember driving home from work and randomly hearing his first ever game w Purdue on the radio. Took it to the house and had over 300 all purpose yards. Kid was a STAR!
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Every. Day.
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
What is even the point of the Bondi hearing? Nothing will matter or change.
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Watched the conference championships games and then the Super Bowl w the same group of friends. Been a while since that’s happened. Strong move. Def recommend.
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
My most fun post-Super Bowl in recent times was 4 years ago when everyone left and my wife and kids were asleep and I randomly found Al Pacino in Cruisin’ which is about him as an undercover cop infiltrating the lates 70/80s NY gay scene to find a serial killer and it was just so fucking fun.
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Just watched the Jesse Ventura clip to get me fired up for the day.
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David E.J. Berger @carljunior.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
If ICE is claiming self defense, hard not think they are the biggest pussies on the planet.
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