Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 9hNever imagined I’d live to see the day Jason Voorhees actually SPEAKS, and somehow it’s the most adorable thing ever. ❤️ I love that ki ki ki...kid. #crystallake 000
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Shitty policy from the same boomers who told us growing up that Mary Martin was the best Peter Pan, and they were right. A woman playing a boy was perfectly fine before FNC and right-wing propaganda machines came along and turned them into the very culture warriors they would’ve mocked growing up. 010
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Share a horror movie crush from your past! Between "MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE '87 and DEATH SPA, I fell hard for Chelsea Field. 040
Reposted by Carl J GerberCarl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Whom amongst us can't relate? 021
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Anyone in your life, even those you see or talk to on a daily basis, could be fighting battles you will never see or know anything about. Life is hard. 988lifeline.org988lifeline.org988 LifelineAt the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline, we understand that life’s challenges can sometimes be difficult. Whether you’re facing mental health struggles, emotional distress, alcohol or drug use concerns… 021
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Always grab a newsstand copy in addition to my subscriber copy. Been supporting Fango for decades, and I'll keep doing my part to make sure it's around for decades more. 020
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 13/10/2026All corporations using AI to replace/reduce human workers are demonstrating just how little they understand that the economy runs on employee paychecks. You can't eliminate the people who buy your products and expect profits to keep growing forever. The rich are going to eat themselves. 000
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ruin a book by adding a word: Menstrual Cycle of the Werewolf 010
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Why does "Carrie" looks like a heartwarming ‘90s family drama? 190
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Republicans have managed to literalize the expression "you can’t afford to be this ignorant." Their own supporters can no longer afford groceries, rent, or healthcare even though they usually keep voting for the people making them unaffordable. 010
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comCreepshow: Ed Harris' Iconic Dance SceneALT: Creepshow: Ed Harris' Iconic Dance Scene 032
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I said I liked it. I didn't say it was good. Post yours! Blood Hook (1986) 000
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Profoundly ironic that the people most offended by this message are the ones with 'Devoted Christian' in their bio. 030
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 07/10/2026In the times we are living in, politics are very simple...you're either aligning yourself with nazis or you aren't. If you can't bring yourself to publicly say which, then it's apparently obvious who you stand with. 020
Reposted by Carl J GerberHeatherface Wixson @thehorrorchick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The last entry in my One-and-Done Horrors series is John Carpenter’s PRINCE OF DARKNESS. Come for the world ending vibes, stay for the killer opening credits, all the Susan jokes & Jameson Parker’s card tricks. from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/one-and-done... Open to free/paid subscribers!from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.ioOne-and-Done Horrors: Prince of DarknessExploring horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive. 78637
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don’t care how confident you feel about that blue wave, GTFO and vote your ass off as early as possible. 030
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So sick and tired of waking up each day feeling like this. 000
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Spent so many years seeing movies at my local drive-in, too many titles to list. But here is a photo I took from the last time I went before moving to Texas. 1161
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Gen-Xers leaving the theater at night after staying awake the entire movie 010
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Long overdue for rediscovery and a physical media upgrade. Come on! 000
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hands down, this is the greatest Trump speech I've ever heard. 020
Reposted by Carl J GerberGerd Duerner @gerdduerner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Not to sound shallow (I'm shallow), but that movie stars Meredith Salenger, Joanna Pacula, and Mimi Kuzyk, what more could a guy ask for? 😍 It's great entertainment to boot, an all time fave. 011
Reposted by Carl J GerberHeatherface Wixson @thehorrorchick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hi everyone, I wrote this last night & I don’t know if it even comes close to celebrating Tim Curry properly, but I tried my best. Like so many others, his impact on my life was deep & I’m so grateful for that: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/thank-you-ti... This is open to everyone!from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.ioThank you, Tim CurryThis one is bit emotional for me, so allow me to pre-apologize if any of this sounds goofy or silly. There have been a lot of tears today. Sometimes you get lucky as a fan and you connect with a perf... 213263
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 27/08/2026DEATH 💀 RN:static.klipy.comNorman Stansfield in Leon The Professional: Everyone!ALT: Norman Stansfield in Leon The Professional: Everyone! 010
Reposted by Carl J GerberHorror & Coffee @foundfootagefan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026This is who runs this account 🖤 6597
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Also, it's not courageous to play dead when a high-profile movie is revealed to have used gen AI. Muster up that same vocal outrage you use against people outside your industry or those not in a position to help you, and apply it consistently if you want to be taken seriously. Otherwise, shut up. 000
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026More of this, please. Kinda lame watching other publications lash out against AI under the guise of supporting artists while also promoting high-profile productions that admittedly use it. I'm tired of performative bullshit for the sake of engagement. Whatever your position is, just be real, ffs.phantasmag.comWhy Eli Roth Using AI in 'Ice Cream Man' is a Warning Sign for Horror Movies — PHANTASMAGThe director’s reveal that he used generative AI in the gory new horror film betrays the tactile craft that has long defined the genre 030
Reposted by Carl J GerberFRANK'S FILM REVIEW @franksfilmreview.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026) Grab your popcorn and a fan, because Marvel has just delivered a summer blockbuster that hits every note we love: heart, spectacle, and a cast so easy on the eyes it should come with a warning label... Full article: franksfilmreview.com/2026/08/04/s... 0357
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 01/08/202640 years later, Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives is still my all-time favorite slasher. Plenty of movies have come and gone from my favorites list over the years, but this one has always been my constant. Happy 40th anniversary. ⚡🔪 0113
Reposted by Carl J GerberEMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I wrote about the Nolan Odyssey for the LRB. I'll summarize some of my main points below, in case you don't feel like reading all that. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...lrb.co.ukEmily Wilson · An Uncomplicated ManAs they say at the awards shows, I was humbled to learn that Christopher Nolan has read at least the first line of my... 19761571557
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Just saw THE ODYSSEY. It was great and all, but it would've been so much better if Matt Damon delivered every line in his Boston accent. "Ten years on this fuckin' beach." 030
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 17/07/2026About to watch Matt Damon try to get back home. Again. 030
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Coworker was going on about a pro soccer player she wants to degrade herself with when someone goes, "You're such a gooner," then saw the befuddled look on my face. Her: "Carl, do you know what a gooner is?" Me: "Idk. A really big fan of The Goonies?" 🤷♂️ 000
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I don't think audiences have become more sensitive so much as their tastes have shifted. In my angstier years, I wanted movies that pushed my limits. These days, I think a lot of people are looking for movies that offer a contrast from the bleakness outside the theater, even in horror. 010
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 07/07/2026"We used AI to determine that you used AI" is such a weird stance the more I think about it. Nobody needs to be using that kind of tech to decide if content is authentic. When you see or read something that was created by AI, it is so unmistakably obvious. 000
Reposted by Carl J GerberJacob Graveison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Now seated for the most patriotic movie of all: William Lustig's UNCLE SAM! A true 4th of July film. 051
Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The opposite of obsession isn't about being together, it's acceptance. Love reaches a point where someone else's happiness matters more than whether you're the one providing it. If you aren't meant to be that person, accepting it and hoping they find what they need is what matters most. That’s love. 010
Reposted by Carl J GerberHeatherface Wixson @thehorrorchick.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Also, I found out tonight that the news is out - B & I worked on Hammer’s release of THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN!! We put together the featurette on the history of the teleplay & then I did a video essay on monster movies that was fun too: hammerfilms.com/products/the...hammerfilms.comThe Abominable Snowman Limited Collector's EditionRe-teaming Quatermass creator Nigel Kneale and BAFTA-winning director Val Guest, this thrilling fantasy horror has been painstakingly restored by Hammer in 4K from the best available film elements. 2378