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Carl J Gerber

@carljgerber.bsky.social
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"Lots of people are going to rejoice when I'm dead." allmylinks.com/carljgerber

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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 9h
Never imagined I’d live to see the day Jason Voorhees actually SPEAKS, and somehow it’s the most adorable thing ever. ❤️ I love that ki ki ki...kid. #crystallake
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Shitty policy from the same boomers who told us growing up that Mary Martin was the best Peter Pan, and they were right. A woman playing a boy was perfectly fine before FNC and right-wing propaganda machines came along and turned them into the very culture warriors they would’ve mocked growing up.
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Share a horror movie crush from your past! Between "MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE '87 and DEATH SPA, I fell hard for Chelsea Field.
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whom amongst us can't relate?
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Anyone in your life, even those you see or talk to on a daily basis, could be fighting battles you will never see or know anything about. Life is hard. 988lifeline.org
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988 Lifeline
At the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline, we understand that life’s challenges can sometimes be difficult. Whether you’re facing mental health struggles, emotional distress, alcohol or drug use concerns…
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Always grab a newsstand copy in addition to my subscriber copy. Been supporting Fango for decades, and I'll keep doing my part to make sure it's around for decades more.
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
All corporations using AI to replace/reduce human workers are demonstrating just how little they understand that the economy runs on employee paychecks. You can't eliminate the people who buy your products and expect profits to keep growing forever. The rich are going to eat themselves.
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Menstrual Cycle of the Werewolf
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😂😂😂
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why does "Carrie" looks like a heartwarming ‘90s family drama?
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Republicans have managed to literalize the expression "you can’t afford to be this ignorant." Their own supporters can no longer afford groceries, rent, or healthcare even though they usually keep voting for the people making them unaffordable.
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Creepshow: Ed Harris' Iconic Dance Scene
ALT: Creepshow: Ed Harris' Iconic Dance Scene
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I said I liked it. I didn't say it was good. Post yours! Blood Hook (1986)
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Profoundly ironic that the people most offended by this message are the ones with 'Devoted Christian' in their bio.
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Staffers rn over in the White House
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whom amongst us can't relate?
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the times we are living in, politics are very simple...you're either aligning yourself with nazis or you aren't. If you can't bring yourself to publicly say which, then it's apparently obvious who you stand with.
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I-DENTICAL
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Heatherface Wixson @thehorrorchick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The last entry in my One-and-Done Horrors series is John Carpenter’s PRINCE OF DARKNESS. Come for the world ending vibes, stay for the killer opening credits, all the Susan jokes & Jameson Parker’s card tricks. from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/one-and-done... Open to free/paid subscribers!
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One-and-Done Horrors: Prince of Darkness
Exploring horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We've been mushed #fuckinjinx
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t care how confident you feel about that blue wave, GTFO and vote your ass off as early as possible.
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So sick and tired of waking up each day feeling like this.
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
January 6, 2021
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spent so many years seeing movies at my local drive-in, too many titles to list. But here is a photo I took from the last time I went before moving to Texas.
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Suddenly feel like watching DRILLER KILLER
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gen-Xers leaving the theater at night after staying awake the entire movie
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gonna tell my kids this was Oppenheimer
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What's the greatest "single location" film?
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Long overdue for rediscovery and a physical media upgrade. Come on!
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hands down, this is the greatest Trump speech I've ever heard.
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Gerd Duerner @gerdduerner.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not to sound shallow (I'm shallow), but that movie stars Meredith Salenger, Joanna Pacula, and Mimi Kuzyk, what more could a guy ask for? 😍 It's great entertainment to boot, an all time fave.
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Heatherface Wixson @thehorrorchick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hi everyone, I wrote this last night & I don’t know if it even comes close to celebrating Tim Curry properly, but I tried my best. Like so many others, his impact on my life was deep & I’m so grateful for that: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io/thank-you-ti... This is open to everyone!
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Thank you, Tim Curry
This one is bit emotional for me, so allow me to pre-apologize if any of this sounds goofy or silly. There have been a lot of tears today. Sometimes you get lucky as a fan and you connect with a perf...
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
DEATH 💀 RN:
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Norman Stansfield in Leon The Professional: Everyone!
ALT: Norman Stansfield in Leon The Professional: Everyone!
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Horror & Coffee @foundfootagefan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is who runs this account 🖤
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Also, it's not courageous to play dead when a high-profile movie is revealed to have used gen AI. Muster up that same vocal outrage you use against people outside your industry or those not in a position to help you, and apply it consistently if you want to be taken seriously. Otherwise, shut up.
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
More of this, please. Kinda lame watching other publications lash out against AI under the guise of supporting artists while also promoting high-profile productions that admittedly use it. I'm tired of performative bullshit for the sake of engagement. Whatever your position is, just be real, ffs.
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Why Eli Roth Using AI in 'Ice Cream Man' is a Warning Sign for Horror Movies — PHANTASMAG
The director’s reveal that he used generative AI in the gory new horror film betrays the tactile craft that has long defined the genre
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FRANK'S FILM REVIEW @franksfilmreview.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026) Grab your popcorn and a fan, because Marvel has just delivered a summer blockbuster that hits every note we love: heart, spectacle, and a cast so easy on the eyes it should come with a warning label... Full article: franksfilmreview.com/2026/08/04/s...
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
40 years later, Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives is still my all-time favorite slasher. Plenty of movies have come and gone from my favorites list over the years, but this one has always been my constant. Happy 40th anniversary. ⚡🔪
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I wrote about the Nolan Odyssey for the LRB. I'll summarize some of my main points below, in case you don't feel like reading all that. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
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Emily Wilson · An Uncomplicated Man
As they say at the awards shows, I was humbled to learn that Christopher Nolan has read at least the first line of my...
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sounds like it's an iPhone.
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Just saw THE ODYSSEY. It was great and all, but it would've been so much better if Matt Damon delivered every line in his Boston accent. "Ten years on this fuckin' beach."
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
About to watch Matt Damon try to get back home. Again.
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Coworker was going on about a pro soccer player she wants to degrade herself with when someone goes, "You're such a gooner," then saw the befuddled look on my face. Her: "Carl, do you know what a gooner is?" Me: "Idk. A really big fan of The Goonies?" 🤷‍♂️
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Good morning
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I don't think audiences have become more sensitive so much as their tastes have shifted. In my angstier years, I wanted movies that pushed my limits. These days, I think a lot of people are looking for movies that offer a contrast from the bleakness outside the theater, even in horror.
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We've been "Mushed." Fuckin' jinx.
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"We used AI to determine that you used AI" is such a weird stance the more I think about it. Nobody needs to be using that kind of tech to decide if content is authentic. When you see or read something that was created by AI, it is so unmistakably obvious.
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Jacob Graveison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Now seated for the most patriotic movie of all: William Lustig's UNCLE SAM! A true 4th of July film.
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Carl J Gerber @carljgerber.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The opposite of obsession isn't about being together, it's acceptance. Love reaches a point where someone else's happiness matters more than whether you're the one providing it. If you aren't meant to be that person, accepting it and hoping they find what they need is what matters most. That’s love.
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Heatherface Wixson @thehorrorchick.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Also, I found out tonight that the news is out - B & I worked on Hammer’s release of THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN!! We put together the featurette on the history of the teleplay & then I did a video essay on monster movies that was fun too: hammerfilms.com/products/the...
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The Abominable Snowman Limited Collector's Edition
Re-teaming Quatermass creator Nigel Kneale and BAFTA-winning director Val Guest, this thrilling fantasy horror has been painstakingly restored by Hammer in 4K from the best available film elements.
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