carl.fyi @carl.fyi · 02/06/2023people set 5 year plans like “raise ten billion dollars and tell people how to spend the majority of their waking lives” but mine is like. walk to the beach in summer. make art and music in the evenings, maybe order indian food with friends. play chivalry 2. go to the mountains in winter. 120
carl.fyi @carl.fyi · 31/05/2023🏄♂️ surfed some little tiny waves today 🏄♂️ had fun carving 🏄♂️ there was a photographer 🍅 I forgot sunscreen 🍕my diet has been poor and it shows 000
Reposted by carl.fyiLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/05/2023Wish more media companies thought like this. “This is our little business—we just need to have these margins, pay our employees, and that’s it." www.cjr.org/analysis/defector-last-… 18411118
Reposted by carl.fyimaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 30/05/2023Current AI feels like something out of a Philip K Dick story because it answers a question very few people were asking: What if a computer was stupid? 20978256
Reposted by carl.fyi⚡️🌙 @dystopiabreaker.xyz · 29/05/2023hmm yes i think i will join the invite only experimental social media protocol that uses composable moderation, cryptography, and decentralization, in order to talk about how those things are horrible and people who like them are evil and bluesky should abandon them and be “twitter, but i am elon” 621351
carl.fyi @carl.fyi · 29/05/2023Trying to buy in Portugal is like: you would like to pay 50k up front? Cool. Here’s your mortgage. Btw you have to pay 100k up front 000
carl.fyi @carl.fyi · 24/05/2023Just cut in a wonky mullet and for the first time in >10 years, I feel myself again 000
carl.fyi @carl.fyi · 19/05/2023“…I think we can totally stand up to Disney with a lot less money and time and just say, you know, we’re fucking here…” youtu.be/WRr5uRmkNaQ 100
carl.fyi @carl.fyi · 15/05/2023gm. Bobby has started striking on the way home. He harnesses the weight of 1,000 suns and enters rock mode 110
carl.fyi @carl.fyi · 03/05/2023me rn: youtu.be/8lgLYGBbDNsyoutu.beWayne's World - Product PlacementProduct Placement 000
carl.fyi @carl.fyi · 01/05/2023my lil bro will be in the military parade at the coronation and I am very proud of him. that’s it, that’s the post 020
carl.fyi @carl.fyi · 30/04/2023is bluesky already cursed? did not open this app to read takes saying blockchain-enjoyers = nazis 110
carl.fyi @carl.fyi · 30/04/2023(sees 3 identical ternary operators in a row in prod) Interlinked. INTERLINKED. What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked. INTERLINKED. Within cells interlinked. WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED. Dreadfully. DREADFULLY What's it like to be filled with dread? Dreadfully. DREADFU 000
