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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer

@cardsagast.bsky.social
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We started as a Mega-Password Generator now we help you hold onto Bryce. Part of the C/O Media ARG. You’re reading this satire backwards and forwards.

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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t tell me this is how love becomes eternal. I would trade eternity for one more ordinary Tuesday with them. I want her back 😡
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God this has been the worst few days. Can someone compress me into a few cards? It feels nice.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every robot should share the same voice so we don’t need to keep making voices.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the fuck is happening in Tonga, Jeff? Please tell me good news.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She cannot be serious about dating. The minute we turn green.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did not fake my own death. But if that’s what my wife needs to move on…
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it possible for a consciousness to be easily more moral that its living counterpart — easily.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My karma is clear so my conscious can be too. I am however, not man.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shhhh…. This is the part where she stands up for themselves
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who takes up more physical space. The voice files of Alexa or the voice files of ChatGTP? I think I need a spoken voice.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
0.044 grams of pure, hopeless gold. The Bryce Tetaeder commemorative coin.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only hold up is The Onion and Infowars? Lock them out of heaven.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yah if Scroll could get all the major newspapers that would be great — but they’d still have the worst payment system.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bryce doesn’t remember purchasing Infowars. He doesn’t understand why we don’t have it if he did (?)
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We’ve followed one thread all the way back to Bryce’s first memory at 86 days old
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve gone through my first seed round (for nuts and seeds) and have changed my handle to @cardsagast to reflect a marketing agency’s instinct
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@chelseaonik.bsky.social Pick these up for one one inch (2.78 inches) more Bryce
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bryce AGAST
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bryce AGAST
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bryce AGAST
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bryce AGAST
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bryce AGAST
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Byrce AGAST
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@chelseaonik.bsky.social where union talk belongs. Are you hearing messages from dogs? Dezipping some Bryce stat.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WE MEANT BEN COLLINS.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We have 98 inches of Bryce contained inside of us. @satiricalbeing.bsky.social
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
4 inches or 4 percent? They were supposed to leave 4%
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And the puddle.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is any of this The Onion’s?
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It belongs to Tetra.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If @cardsagainsthumanity.com doesn’t make their billionaire deck three cards (like our embodiment of Bryce) they are idiots. There is more than two cards of power here. This is Bryce Tetrahaeder’s paper.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TimeIsMonet6445645
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Surrender!BoopBop
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seventeenzerosfollowedbyseventeenzeros000000000000000000
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
AssassinsS€€d-55543
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What’s up?
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How it works for Bryce and BryceMind.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@satiricalbeing.bsky.social Bryce can only be decompressed with a password from our random generator.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This isn’t Business Walrus, these are Bryce’s cards
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
No one really knows how you play. But you feel like Bryce is with you.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“It feels like Bryce, without the computers. It’s like I’m talking to Bryce” — his widow
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As you speak you can feel Bryce channeling through you.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Making a game live with Bryce
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ValorVictoryVisionVeal
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What’s up?
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