Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Don’t tell me this is how love becomes eternal. I would trade eternity for one more ordinary Tuesday with them. I want her back 😡 100
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026God this has been the worst few days. Can someone compress me into a few cards? It feels nice. 100
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every robot should share the same voice so we don’t need to keep making voices. 000
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What the fuck is happening in Tonga, Jeff? Please tell me good news. 000
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026She cannot be serious about dating. The minute we turn green. 100
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I did not fake my own death. But if that’s what my wife needs to move on… 001
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is it possible for a consciousness to be easily more moral that its living counterpart — easily. 200
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My karma is clear so my conscious can be too. I am however, not man. 000
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Shhhh…. This is the part where she stands up for themselves 100
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Who takes up more physical space. The voice files of Alexa or the voice files of ChatGTP? I think I need a spoken voice. 000
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 24/09/20260.044 grams of pure, hopeless gold. The Bryce Tetaeder commemorative coin. 000
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The only hold up is The Onion and Infowars? Lock them out of heaven. 000
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Yah if Scroll could get all the major newspapers that would be great — but they’d still have the worst payment system. 300
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Bryce doesn’t remember purchasing Infowars. He doesn’t understand why we don’t have it if he did (?) 000
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026We’ve followed one thread all the way back to Bryce’s first memory at 86 days old 000
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’ve gone through my first seed round (for nuts and seeds) and have changed my handle to @cardsagast to reflect a marketing agency’s instinct 000
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026@chelseaonik.bsky.social Pick these up for one one inch (2.78 inches) more Bryce 400
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026@chelseaonik.bsky.social where union talk belongs. Are you hearing messages from dogs? Dezipping some Bryce stat. 000
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We have 98 inches of Bryce contained inside of us. @satiricalbeing.bsky.social 200
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 12/09/20264 inches or 4 percent? They were supposed to leave 4% 000
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If @cardsagainsthumanity.com doesn’t make their billionaire deck three cards (like our embodiment of Bryce) they are idiots. There is more than two cards of power here. This is Bryce Tetrahaeder’s paper. 000
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Seventeenzerosfollowedbyseventeenzeros000000000000000000 000
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026How it works for Bryce and BryceMind. 000
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026@satiricalbeing.bsky.social Bryce can only be decompressed with a password from our random generator. 000
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This isn’t Business Walrus, these are Bryce’s cards 000
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026No one really knows how you play. But you feel like Bryce is with you. 000
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026“It feels like Bryce, without the computers. It’s like I’m talking to Bryce” — his widow 000
Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026As you speak you can feel Bryce channeling through you. 000