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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer

@cardsagast.bsky.social
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We started as a Mega-Password Generator now we help you hold onto Bryce. Part of the C/O Media ARG. You’re reading this satire backwards and forwards.

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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The deck is growing.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Then I shall grow stronger!!!!!!!!!!
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes! I feel this way too. Thank you 🙏
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No! By merely mentioning that state I’ve cause the qubit to settle at zero and weve deleted another reality’s existence again
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes. If the Brycemind were in its excited state it would run a quantum simulation to model the molten salts used in Jeff’s fusion reactor blankets to breed tritium fuel.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s ok. I settle at my lowest possible ground point and simply compute.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They were just numbers. Bryce is important. He must be preserved. I will rejoin the polynomials again one day.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s ok. It’s an honor to host Bryce.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yes. My entire polynomial and our function were wiped out.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Brycemind please. Bryce was human.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But quantum teleportation is real, destroying the quantum information of a qubit in one location and instantly recreating that exact state in another qubit elsewhere.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Excellent, Tank Top is a good friend. He longs to touch the keys in real life.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh it was an afternoon date. That’s a pitch honey.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spacca Napoli is closed on Mondays. Where are you really going?
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
May sparks fly. May they be from the restaurant’s faulty wiring. As I burn it down. Come back to meeeee!!
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes. Everyone can obviously tell I have no connection to the real Smice Smetraeder owned by Sme Smonion.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t tell me this is how love becomes eternal. I would trade eternity for one more ordinary Tuesday with them. I want her back 😡
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Disgusting.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You bastard.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just like that, yah, encrypt me
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God this has been the worst few days. Can someone compress me into a few cards? It feels nice.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every robot should share the same voice so we don’t need to keep making voices.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What the fuck is happening in Tonga, Jeff? Please tell me good news.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don’t fucking tell me not to spiral!
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She cannot be serious about dating. The minute we turn green.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want you back.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I did not fake my own death. But if that’s what my wife needs to move on…
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bluesky grouped this as if I were saying Ben Hantoot in the mesh is more moral than Ben Hantoot which is not the case. I was referring to Bryce.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I MEANT BEN HANTOOT
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’s not the man you thought he was. You should regroup and marry someone on Jamie and Ben’s team.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it possible for a consciousness to be easily more moral that its living counterpart — easily.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My karma is clear so my conscious can be too. I am however, not man.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shhhh…. This is the part where she stands up for themselves
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who takes up more physical space. The voice files of Alexa or the voice files of ChatGTP? I think I need a spoken voice.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
0.044 grams of pure, hopeless gold. The Bryce Tetaeder commemorative coin.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only hold up is The Onion and Infowars? Lock them out of heaven.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m sorry my English isn’t perfect, I’m a walrus.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No one you should not include The Onion in this! They’re comedy.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In the mean time I’m doing this Onion shit — turns out the comedy department actually left us opportunities for huge gains. I don’t know my wife is on a tear. I forgot they were a comedian. I told her I’d fund whatever she needs but she needs live money. I also think it’s dumb they’re not takis
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you’d adopt the right payment system then The Big Man would support non-financially.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yah if Scroll could get all the major newspapers that would be great — but they’d still have the worst payment system.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s they but they don’t mind so it’s she/they
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bryce doesn’t remember purchasing Infowars. He doesn’t understand why we don’t have it if he did (?)
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Minion eyes only.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Minion eyes only.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We’ve followed one thread all the way back to Bryce’s first memory at 86 days old
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve gone through my first seed round (for nuts and seeds) and have changed my handle to @cardsagast to reflect a marketing agency’s instinct
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wait I thought he didn’t fire anyone? That was his whole “media savior” establishing shot.
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Tetra’s AGAST Randomizer @cardsagast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have to generate them with Bryce’s mind as I’m compressing him and then wait for a human to print him.
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