Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Seems unfair to spot the Astros a run before the game. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I have never needed something to be true more in my life. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026The absolute stupidest mother fuckers on the planet. Calling them cowards is an insult to actual cowards. Not a single one of them deserves to go in public without constant ridicule much less hold public office. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Ok but I just learned Cycle Ball is a thing so there remains the beating heart of hope. 011
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 12/08/2025tfw acid arrow is the highest power card on the board 010
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 21/10/2023. @mattyglesias.bsky.social hey you stupid over easy fuckhead, what were you saying about Israeli aggression and Biden not calling for a ceasefire? 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 21/10/2023You can see the exact moment when the collective heart of the Dallas-Fort Worth area breaks. 010
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 19/09/2023Had no idea @nasboat.org was all about public health. 1263
