Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 22hLmao getting blocked for calling out people being assholes. We’re cooked, man. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 23hThe White Sox play with a joy that’s totally absent on this moribund team. Anyway you can all go back to being shitheads about the Astros for something almost ten years ago in a time when players are actively collaborating on betting. 110
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 23hstatic.klipy.comLOTR: King of the Dead AppearsALT: LOTR: King of the Dead Appears 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m glad a national audience gets to see the other side of Yordan where he looks like an AA hitter getting his first cup of coffee. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am super excited for Crane to not pay Pena and let him walk. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Don't love the strategy of giving up 4 runs and pulling your starter in the 1st inning, but lets see how it plays out. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They aren't booing, they're saying "Sooooousa sucks out loud." 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Turn on the TV and immediately see Bob Costas. Police I’d like to report an assault. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Joe Espada doing bad bullpen management in the second inning is why the Astros are at the forefront of baseball advances. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Astros pitchers throw a fucking strike challenge. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Litigating in New Mexico "Hello Counsel, here is a very reasonable settlement offer." "Thank you for your reasonable offer. I hope you die and I'll see you in court where I'll spill your blood in front of the judge and dance on your lifeless corpse." 100
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"The album's most successful single, "Sledgehammer", won a record nine MTV Awards at the 1987 MTV Video Music Awards. A 2011 Time report said "Sledgehammer" was the most played music video of all time on MTV." What. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This sucks an absolutely immense amount. The Burrellballers forever in my heart. 030
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Thank god the fed has saved us all from being able to afford anything. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Dad you don’t give dinosaurs coffee! That makes them sick!” 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026More broken: the American judicial system or the NFL replay system? 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Gotta admire the commitment to a shitty run game. 000
Reposted by Murphy MurphNot Ross @davidschwimmer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Boy howdy it's funny to see the A&M fanbase call him a loser. 239574
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What exactly does the fed do aside from toggle the “interest rates up/down” lever? Not helping the theory that economists are actually just modern shaman morons with no idea what actually does anything! 010
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Seems unfair to spot the Astros a run before the game. 000
Reposted by Murphy MurphMurphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Me waiting for Spurs to score.static.klipy.comJon Hamm JonhammALT: Jon Hamm Jonhamm 101
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Destroying the finite resources of the planet so more people can input horny shit into AI will definitely fix class imbalance. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Is CJ Stroud bad: (a) Yes (b) Yep (c) lol Ohio state 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The Vegas airport is levels of depressing previously thought unattainable. 010
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Me waiting for Spurs to score.static.klipy.comJon Hamm JonhammALT: Jon Hamm Jonhamm 101
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Begging one single attorney to act professionally and not be a shithead for no fucking reason. 100
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I have seen enough Spidey and his Amazing Friends to have well sourced and supported opinions. 100
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026static.klipy.comOffice No ReactionALT: Office No Reaction 121
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It's me, the penguin staring longingly out toward the ocean. 010
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Sitting in a mediation for truly batshit litigation and daydreaming about being a farmer. 100
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Why is there a balance bike in the downstairs bathroom, a question I ask as the parent of a toddler. 000
Reposted by Murphy MurphMurphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Whoa Robbie Ray still sucks?? 001
