Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Lmao getting blocked for calling out people being assholes. We’re cooked, man. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I personally think it’s not a great reflection on society that most of our efforts seem pointed toward ensuring people are miserable even in the small escapes they have. But I’m a radical like that. 010
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The White Sox play with a joy that’s totally absent on this moribund team. Anyway you can all go back to being shitheads about the Astros for something almost ten years ago in a time when players are actively collaborating on betting. 110
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comLOTR: King of the Dead AppearsALT: LOTR: King of the Dead Appears 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m glad a national audience gets to see the other side of Yordan where he looks like an AA hitter getting his first cup of coffee. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I am super excited for Crane to not pay Pena and let him walk. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Don't love the strategy of giving up 4 runs and pulling your starter in the 1st inning, but lets see how it plays out. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They aren't booing, they're saying "Sooooousa sucks out loud." 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Turn on the TV and immediately see Bob Costas. Police I’d like to report an assault. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Bro that faux Trump post should come with a trigger warning. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’ve been meaning to listen to Mariachi El Bronx but keep forgetting so big thanks. 010
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I clicked through for some reason and I deeply regret it. 010
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm just bitter the Sox shelled extremely reliable and definitely not bad pitcher Bryan King. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 110
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Joe Espada doing bad bullpen management in the second inning is why the Astros are at the forefront of baseball advances. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Pitchers used: 3 Outs gotten: 4 Runs given up: 3 Is that bad? 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Astros pitchers throw a fucking strike challenge. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Xzibit once wore a GW basketball jersey on Pimp My Ride and immediately endeared himself to me forever. 010
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026*six months later* "Hello counsel, both our clients are broke. Can we please settle this?" "Thank you for your email. Your destruction will be payment enough for me. Pistols at dawn, you monster." 100
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Litigating in New Mexico "Hello Counsel, here is a very reasonable settlement offer." "Thank you for your reasonable offer. I hope you die and I'll see you in court where I'll spill your blood in front of the judge and dance on your lifeless corpse." 100
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"The album's most successful single, "Sledgehammer", won a record nine MTV Awards at the 1987 MTV Video Music Awards. A 2011 Time report said "Sledgehammer" was the most played music video of all time on MTV." What. 000
Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That's a fair point but Billy Idol is cooler than Peter Gabriel, the original lead singer for Gensis. 120
