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My hot take is that Nick Saban is worse than Pat McAfee

I work in one of the most progressive states in the country and it’s wild that we *still* do the pledge of allegiance in the elementary schools.

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Turns out winning every game by 30-50 points is not a sustainable model for running your team.

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There’s something especially humbling about Northwestern putting the fear of god in you

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Build a statue of that face mask call

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It’s TURBO TIME

Turbo team from I Think You Should Leave

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It feels so good to be off my phone the whole day and have no idea what “lesbian bar” drama even means

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

As someone who has considered *very bad* thoughts because of monetary issues, I know this is straight up evil.

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I love that the Crypt Keeper says “Boys and Ghouls”. It implies that I transitioned from a boy into a ghoul.

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026

I would simply like to live my quiet little life as a trans woman and buy fruit and sing and walk my dog and wave to my neighbors and watch movies and use restrooms without being the subject of a culture “war” where both political parties agree I’m a disgusting freak who doesn’t deserve civil rights

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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 21/09/2026

I don't think I have a strong feeling about whether the Colts should have gone for it on that fourth-and-8!

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Losing to KC is the worst because the racist chants just feel like 100x worse

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

JT has been the light in the dark tunnel of the post-Luck era

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

SNF using AI for their dumb cartoons now?

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I can’t help but constantly quote Jim Carrey movies. Somebody stop me.

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Resident Evil is the kind of horror movie that makes me believe in the future of the genre.

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obnoxiously pitt girl @opg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

between this and the burnerverse story I am *this* close to writing a manifesto/grand unified theory of the barstoolification of college sports in the internet age and how it perpetuated and worsened misogyny in college sports media fortunately/unfortunately I don't have time for that rn

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Not a great look when it’s a 22-year-old saying it but the laughter from all of the grown men in the room is pretty messed up.

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The Indianapolis Colts….the one drug I can’t quit.

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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 12/09/2026

I'm trying to get @splitzoneduo.com to 12k followers by the end of the weekend. I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but go follow them if you already don't

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’m really enjoying living in a time where my identity is used as a boogeyman and I get to see that on tv.

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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i dont think ive ever seen people actively want someone to be much worse than they really are than this arch manning stuff. its odd. but this is why the mute word feature is clutch. see yall in april on this one

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/09/2026

This is the world JK Rowling helped create. This is what Harry Potter is funding. All the legal challenges to enforce this regime are backed by Rowling and her Harry Potter money.

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

There’s so much weird football on right now. What a blessed time to be alive.

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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 13/09/2026

Very sharp Texas defensive gameplan of making the best wide receiver in the country beat them

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The fun thing about college football is that actually nobody really knows anything.

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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Day 3 of hearing liberals talk like this

Back to regularly scheduled scre...
@TonyPajama
Hi, my name is John Democrat, I believe that due to biological advantages, black people should be separated from white people sports. Don't worry, I agree with you on 99 percent of other issues

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Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 10/09/2026

I’m a Texan trans kid who almost died because of Ken Paxton. The world should know what he’s done. This was very difficult for me to write, but given what's at stake, I cannot bear to stay silent about what I went through at Paxton's hands. He must not be rewarded for what he's done to trans kids.

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I’m a Texan Trans Kid Who Almost Died Because of Ken Paxton. The World Should Know What He’s Done.

Regardless of Talarico’s recent statements on trans people, Paxton cannot be rewarded for the extreme suffering he’s inflicted on me and tens of thousands of Texan trans kids.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i think 9/11 jokes and charlie kirk jokes both make the case that a shitload of americans are grossed out by cynically mawkish displays of sentimentality and their response is to be gross in turn because what better to fight grossness than grossness

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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 29/08/2024

POV: you asked a millennial something

Tobias Funke from Arrested Development saying "Well I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help."

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The GOP loves 9/11 because without it they wouldn't have DHS and ICE

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My final top 10 before award season 1) The Odyssey 2) Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma 3) Blue Heron 4) Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie 5) The Invite 6) Backrooms 7) The Samurai and the Prisoner 8) Disclosure Day 9) Project Hail Mary 10) Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass

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Coraline Wren @coralinewren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

re: Talarico--if I were in Texas it would take worse than this to lose my vote, but the social expectation that trans people should absorb high-profile declarations of contempt without complaint is nothing more than transphobia, and when these same bigots go on to lecture us on the stakes: fuck off

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Big Mommy Drix 🏳️‍⚧️ @bddrix.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Mal re-injured their knee during recovery and won’t be able to return to their job soon, and I can’t get a job due to crippling dysphoria. Stress levels high, USA is a fuck. Any help would be incredibly appreciated. We are very sorry to ask. My Venmo: Walkman32 Mal’s Venmo: malorwhatever16

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I would have never been able to transition had I stayed in Indiana.

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Councilor Sameer Kanal @councilorkanal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Also, if you live in a part of the country that is not welcoming to you, because you're LGBTQ+ or because you're an immigrant or because you're being denied reproductive health care or for any other reason related to who you are, please consider coming to Portland.

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They Arrived: Portland Is Becoming a Haven for Gender Refugees

Thousands of people are leaving Texas, Florida and other states that are waging a culture war on LGBTQ+ people. Portland needs them.

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 08/09/2026

Hello, I was hoping to avoid doing this, but I am asking for help paying for my hernia surgery. I need about $6800 to cover it and I simply do not have the money to cover it. If you're able, I would appreciate your help. <3 gofund.me/db73f7f90

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Hi, I'm Katelyn Burns. I am a self employed journalist with a newsletter and … Katelyn Garrett needs your support for Help Katelyn Burns Cover Surgery Costs

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I’m pretty sure I’m no longer interested in any weird shit our president posts anymore. But I’m not sure how to block all of it.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

a lot of people want to believe that right-wing beliefs are rooted in some legitimate material grievance. that makes it easier to imagine that if we simply solved the material problem, they’d deradicalize. but they won’t, because they aren’t disillusioned, they’re just morons.

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Turns out….it might not even have been bad officiating *ducks*

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It’s obviously not rigged. Come on. It’s clearly just bad officiating. Let’s be grownups about this.

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I cannot wait for IU’s chance to avenge Western Michigan and banish Michigan to hell

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Nicole Auerbach @nauerbach.com · 06/09/2026

Never come at me with an argument for a Group of 6-only playoff again. These teams belong. These players belong. College football is better because of the potential for upsets like this.

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

There is no such thing as a bad weekend of college football

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

i think it's important to feel as bad as possible about your college football team early in the season. just get it out of the way and if they prove you wrong and go undefeated it's fine

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Good for Grant Wilson. He’s been waiting forever to have a shot at QB2

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