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Alexa

@captamab.bsky.social
1.4K followers 513 following 1.7K posts

Primarily post about Indiana sports but I have plenty of tired takes on many other subjects too. She/Her

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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If we’re going with TV themes, The X-Files opening freaked me out
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This world is a fucking nightmare
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m watching the game at work. I’m being paid to watch bonus Rutgers football.
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is some fucked up geopolitics
Ireland represented by Miami FL and Northern Ireland represented by Baylor
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Welcome to #TeamDigger, Emily
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remember when the Rutger game was an annual must-win and it was never as easy as it should have been?
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seriously: Hate Digger all you want, but [pauses for flow of hate] movies like Digger are why we need studios. A world in which Digger doesn't get made one in which Sinners and One Battle also don't get made. You miss with Heaven's Gate and you still swung. You miss with Paw Patrol and you >
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In an era where you didn’t have all the episodes to stream at any moment, resources like these were invaluable.
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This was my bible
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There was an audience for your digger showing?
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m praying for my mental health that this is the end.
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I guarantee you that however annoying this team was for you, it was 100x worse for me as a trans woman from Indiana. So I kind of wish everyone would shut the fuck up so I can enjoy the offseason in peace.
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The premise worked for one season. Every episode now feels like a *very special episode*. I can’t believe the first episode of S4 lectured me on the history of negro league baseball.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jon Gruden about to overcompensate and live stream Leisure Suit Larry
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My hot take is that Nick Saban is worse than Pat McAfee
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I work in one of the most progressive states in the country and it’s wild that we *still* do the pledge of allegiance in the elementary schools.
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean that’s just plain biology
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What a crazy sounding thing to say out-of-context
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Diddy is a monkey. Donkey is a gorilla.
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember him being a bit more extended in Fargo
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Turns out winning every game by 30-50 points is not a sustainable model for running your team.
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There’s something especially humbling about Northwestern putting the fear of god in you
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Build a statue of that face mask call
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s TURBO TIME
Turbo team from I Think You Should Leave
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You will see him one more time if you do good. You will see him two more times if you do bad
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It feels so good to be off my phone the whole day and have no idea what “lesbian bar” drama even means
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m so ashamed
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This will kill people
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As someone who has considered *very bad* thoughts because of monetary issues, I know this is straight up evil.
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love that the Crypt Keeper says “Boys and Ghouls”. It implies that I transitioned from a boy into a ghoul.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
I would simply like to live my quiet little life as a trans woman and buy fruit and sing and walk my dog and wave to my neighbors and watch movies and use restrooms without being the subject of a culture “war” where both political parties agree I’m a disgusting freak who doesn’t deserve civil rights
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 21/09/2026
I don't think I have a strong feeling about whether the Colts should have gone for it on that fourth-and-8!
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The racist kicker too.
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Losing to KC is the worst because the racist chants just feel like 100x worse
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
JT has been the light in the dark tunnel of the post-Luck era
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
SNF using AI for their dumb cartoons now?
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This fucking sucks
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can’t help but constantly quote Jim Carrey movies. Somebody stop me.
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Looks like they were trying to imitate the Raimi Spider-Man movies
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, they’re not called TwoRepublic
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Resident Evil is the kind of horror movie that makes me believe in the future of the genre.
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Texas Gay & M…I feel like that’s something
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spookily scarily pitt girl 👻🎃👻 @opg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
between this and the burnerverse story I am *this* close to writing a manifesto/grand unified theory of the barstoolification of college sports in the internet age and how it perpetuated and worsened misogyny in college sports media fortunately/unfortunately I don't have time for that rn
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Not a great look when it’s a 22-year-old saying it but the laughter from all of the grown men in the room is pretty messed up.
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Doubt a Cignetti Hoosier at your peril, Rodger!
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Indianapolis Colts….the one drug I can’t quit.
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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 12/09/2026
I'm trying to get @splitzoneduo.com to 12k followers by the end of the weekend. I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but go follow them if you already don't
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Alexa @captamab.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m really enjoying living in a time where my identity is used as a boogeyman and I get to see that on tv.
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i dont think ive ever seen people actively want someone to be much worse than they really are than this arch manning stuff. its odd. but this is why the mute word feature is clutch. see yall in april on this one
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/09/2026
This is the world JK Rowling helped create. This is what Harry Potter is funding. All the legal challenges to enforce this regime are backed by Rowling and her Harry Potter money.
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