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Funny Captain Guy. 27. He/They Funny Sewer Gremlin and Professional Failwife who makes bad videos.

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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 11h
new review by me on Fortune's Weave, which you can read here: backloggd.com/u/Captain_Ro...
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Captain_Roots's review of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave | Backloggd
Finally getting around to writing this. Upon the announcement of Fortune's Weave, it took very little for me to become completely onboard with it as a concept. I was convinced that, as soon as it came...
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Skull Boy loves to share jokes with friends! (Bluesky Edition 💀)
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 22h
Almost every woman i have ever befriended in my life has experienced some kind of sexual assault/harassment/violence, ranging from as recent to the present day or as far back as when they were still a kid. It is as bad as people say, and even worse than you believe.
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rem @tsulala.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he's just a little guy... #residentevil
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEARN TO PIRATE!!! NEVER PAY FOR COPORATE MOVIES OR T SHOWS - THEPIRATEBAY10.ORG - PRIVATE TRACKERS - OPEN-SLUM.ORG - OPENSUBTITLES.ORG - SCI-HUB.EE - FRIEND WITH PLEX - USENET STILL WORKS LOL - SOULSEEK STILL WORKS LMAO - TORRENTFREAK - DONT PAY HBO MAX AND HULU!!! DONT PAY DISNEY AND NETFLIX!!!! USE A VPN OR SEED BOX IF YOU WANT "OR DON'T WHO CARES, THEY DONT SEND LETTERS TO YA ANY MORE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Sean Seanson @seanseanson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
do what she says
sailor moon says free Palestine in sticker form 🇵🇸
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today is the fateful day of my birth
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The foot in the door
four frame comic. each frame has the text on top in white. first frame shows jk rowling. second frame shows trump and erdogan in suits doing thumbs up. third shows the istanbul landscape. fourth shows Talarico giving a speech in front of the podium. text reads:
"protecting the children"
has become the foot in the
door of fascism.
last weekend (sept. 12th-13th),
under the pretense of "protecting
the children," trump's turkish
bestie erdogan led a massive
anti-lgbtq crackdown.
in an extraordinary esca-
lation, legal proceedings were
announced against 160 people.
about 50 activists have been
arrested. associations and
homes have been ransacked
across the country.
so when we hear people who
are supposedly our allies use
the same language as erdogan,
we owe it to our turkish
siblings to call it out.
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Kaius ⛔ @kaius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
generational screenshot just dropped
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
made a backloggd today and one of the first things I did was make a 6+ paragraph long review about how much Sonic Frontiers sucks, which you can read here if you're interested: backloggd.com/u/Captain_Ro...
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Captain_Roots's review of Sonic Frontiers | Backloggd
Holy shit this game fucking sucks. Okay so listen. When it comes to games, I think that I am probably less critical then the average person. I often find myself not being bothered by things that most ...
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ヤマギ@お絵描き見習い @yamagi0118.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#アグネスタキオン #ウマ娘
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eggu 🍭 in the mines @egguv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
space mother #rosalina #myart
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Agui!🌻 @aguichart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I saw someone saying "you can't be non-binary if you don't..." and fuck it. You can be trans, you can be non-binary; you don't need to hate your body, you don't need to want to change it, your body and your gender are only yours and you don't need to prove anything to anyone!
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Agui!🌻 @aguichart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everyone has a different relationship with gender, so please be kind and stop judging others based on your own biases. If they identify as X, just respect it and use their preferred pronouns. I assure you it's not that difficult to treat everyone like real people.
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Baa @snoozingwell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Aqua!!!
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 03/09/2026
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
As a British person who grew up reading the HP books I cannot tell you how easy it is to just stop engaging with it. Between the final film and the stage play there was literally no mainline HP content for 5 years. If you were able to handle that, you can handle taking it out of your life for good.
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TrickyC (he/him) @trickyc66.northsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dracula S O T N What's A Dildo...? It's Something That Will Give You Pleasure, From The Front And From The Back Install It To A Table And Spread Your Legs And Cum Enjoy A Big Long Dildo That Jumps Out At You, Boingggg!
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Atlus are SO desperate to avoid committing to LGBTQ+ rep in any capacity man, its a joke they'll either flirt with the idea and back out, or make the most stereotypical, offensively camp gay people ever put to media but the idea of two guys or girls being in love is just a step too far for them
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Sixaxis @sixaxis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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oliver🐇 @shoyos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
screenshot of a Tumblr post by user joeyclaire that reads: "you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people".
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I truly believe that I am cursed because I cannot believe the amount of people I have met over my life who are so painfully shit at communication. It is just such a miserable experience putting yourself out there because people would rather lie and be dishonest to you then tell you the truth.
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niko ☿ niko @nikonikonek000.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
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ラリアット/rariatoo @rariatoo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🐉👊
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I can already see the twitter losers frothing at the mouth over this translation change because of wokelisers ruining the deep and meaningful intent of this Yukino Bijin line
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👻ToxicSoul77👻 @toxicsoul77.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Sorry to keep you waiting! 💐
All the flower characters from Deltarune Chapter 5! :3c
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cozy milly 🍂 GWF prep @mischiefmilly.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
this sentiment is definitely applicable here
tumblr post by nurseleonedeactivated-deactivat

i think ppl would be a lot happier and better-adjusted on here if they realized that being online on a website is like being in any other casual public space full of people. if u walk into walmart u dont immediately think to yourself “i have to be friends with everyone in this walmart and if not everyone likes me i’m a failure” and u really shouldn’t feel that way online either. likewise if there’s a guy in the walmart parking lot shouting obscenities u probably wouldn’t answer him and that’s literally an exact equivalent to some of the weird stuff that people on here seem to feel they’re obligated to respond to.
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Waffle @plourples.com · 07/08/2026
First you draw a circle, First you draw a circle, First you draw a circle,
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
in lieu of certain events this is an evergreen post
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🥭MANGO - Comms Closed @mgosketches.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Rotom girl ⚡️
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Jordan @jordevio.soy · 06/08/2026
Big fan of this line
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dev @okidokidev.com · 31/07/2026
girls kaard
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mimi 💾😈 @0233.neocities.org · 24/10/2025
no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Completely unrelated to anything going on in my life at the moment, here are some tips: 1. Employers are not your friend 2. If your company has/recognises a union, join it 3. If you can get it in writing, get it in writing 4. Keep copies of any correspondence you get that is related to your job
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Baa @snoozingwell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I LOVE AQUA!!
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🍊 tsu @tsurudraws.art · 19/07/2026
had this pulled up for my freelancing guide how topical indeed
A screenshot of a tumblr post.

From user radiqueer:
Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget.

From user aromanticduck:
Transactional: everything has to be exactly 50/50 all the time, pay me back for the £5 sandwich or buy me something worth exactly £5, I refuse to make an effort for you if there’s nothing in it for me

Reciprocal: you were there for me when I needed help, and I’m going to do the same for you, it doesn’t matter if one of us needs more or is capable of less, because the point is not equivalent exchange but mutual care
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Brielle 💖 @briellebear.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I really hate the “I don’t owe anyone anything” mentality because we actually owe each other and this planet a lot. You don’t have to be selfless all the time or burn yourself out but you should be kind and helpful and compassionate to the best of your ability. We need to care about each other more
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MITTENMEAT @mittenmeat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
• ∀ •
a digital illustration of the characters from the music video for the rhythm game song "smooooch • ∀ •" by kors k
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Sae @crownedsaeraphim.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Agnes Tachyon - Fanart
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
New icon by @gurepyon.bsky.social, I've loved their art for 2000 years and I'm really glad i was able to get a comm from them, i knew they'd be able to bring my guy to life in a new way!
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The famous "nyoron" meme comic with characters from Haruhi, with the dialogue edited. Churuya, a super-deformed version of green-haired Haruhi character Tsuruya, asks a primitive-looking version of Kyon

"Kyon-kun, hey, Kyon-kun. Is my meme still doing the big numbers online?"

Kyon replies "2006 was two decades ago. It's old enough to vote."

A perplexed looking Churuya replies "Nyoron".
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OutOfTouch 🇲🇽 @out0ftouch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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william_ leonard @williamleonard.net · 07/03/2026
just gift-o-matic things #hndr_FA
SHOUMA: "uuuu... every GIFT i try to make comes out like THIS...."
TSUBASA: "how PERFECTLY GENERIC..."
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KYOSHIKA: "THESE FIENDS SHALL TASTE THE PIXELS OF MY sord.....!!!!!"
TAKUMI: "hey, why's there a TIMER on this thing?"
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william_ leonard @williamleonard.net · 04/04/2026
if only v'ehxness route was longer... 😔 #hndr_FA
V'EHXNESS: "i must say, this 'RE-CREATION ROOM' might be my favourite! —so many colourful THRONES to choose from~"
TSUBASA: "i... i'm glad...?"
EVA: "silence, coward."
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V'EHXNESS: "and what are all those ceremonial weapons for...?"
EVA: "the invaders play bouts of ROCK 'n' ROLL with them."
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V'EHXNESS: "hoh! one of their MUSICAL WARGAMES? —we shall see how thoroughly we 'OUTROLL' them!!"
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("the gerogerigegege" - the gerogerigegege, 'moenai hai')
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william_ leonard @williamleonard.net · 04/05/2026
my most ill-advised hundred line comic yet :) #hndr_fa
TSUBASA: "special delivery!"
STUDENTS: "EH??" "who ordered a CAKE?!"
TSUBASA: "oh, this thing's just a HOBBY PROJECT of mine, hehe..."
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TSUBASA: "VOILÀ!"
STUDENT: "...is that the school?"
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STUDENT: "—is that US??"
TSUBASA: "l-lemme explain!!"
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TSUBASA: "i figured we should have a tool for LARGE-SCALE battle prep, so i built a SMALL-SCALE simulation of the academy!"
NOZOMI: "how's THAT work...?"
TSUBASA: "sirei helped with the AI."
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TSUBASA: "they'll go about their lives just like ours... we can set up DRILLS an' see how they respond!"
NOZOMI: "...at least they look kinda cute..."
IMA: "even my DEAR SISTER..."
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KURARA: "such a MORALLY DUBIOUS feat of engineering! you'd make a FINE oosuzuki..."
TSUBASA: "hey, it's not THAT bad!! they may have SOME autonomy and EMOTIONS, but—"
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NOZOMI: "uhh, tsubasa? the simulation's gone a bit... FUNKY..."
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TSUBASA: "...what are they DOING..."
NOZOMI: "what are WE doing?!!"
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william_ leonard @williamleonard.net · 19/05/2026
i finally drew the Joker. #hndr_fa
[door slamming open.]
DARUMI: "KINO ALERT!!!!!!!!"
NOZOMI: "uh oh, darumi's back."
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DARUMI: "i found a VIDEO STORE out in the ruins... sellin' GRUESOME PARODIES of BELOVED KIDS' CLASSICS!"
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DARUMI: "whose childhood wants RUININ'~??"
NOZOMI: "hang on."
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NOZOMI: "i think that's just, an ACTUAL bloodstain. on a normal dvd."
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DARUMI: "BWEEEH!! my childhood was ALREADY ruined anyway...."
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william_ leonard @williamleonard.net · 04/06/2026
kako merch coming to an academy near you!✨ #hndr_FA
NOZOMI: "thanks again for coming over, ima! no one ever joins me for TEA... except my PLUSHIES...."
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IMA: "my pleasure, miss kirifuji! no better way to try my new DEAR SISTER TEA SET! ♥"
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IMA: "not TOO full now... she'll get a TUMMY ACHE~"
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Global Piracy just increased by 10,000%
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