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Captain Roots

@captainroots.bsky.social
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Funny Captain Guy. 28. He/They Funny Sewer Gremlin and Professional Failwife who makes bad videos.

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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 2h
I wish that i could come over bestie
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nessie @nessiemooo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
touch my paw! …you can let go now … #madokamagica
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nessie @nessiemooo.bsky.social · 6h
i always feel guilty drawing homura looking cool and badass, she deserves to relax and be cute with her gf #madokamagica
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new review by me on Fortune's Weave, which you can read here: backloggd.com/u/Captain_Ro...
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Captain_Roots's review of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave | Backloggd
Finally getting around to writing this. Upon the announcement of Fortune's Weave, it took very little for me to become completely onboard with it as a concept. I was convinced that, as soon as it came...
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Skull Boy loves to share jokes with friends! (Bluesky Edition 💀)
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Almost every woman i have ever befriended in my life has experienced some kind of sexual assault/harassment/violence, ranging from as recent to the present day or as far back as when they were still a kid. It is as bad as people say, and even worse than you believe.
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rem @tsulala.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he's just a little guy... #residentevil
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wasn't able to respond to you before you deleted it all, but i hope you're a little better now You're much better than you think you are waka :(
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEARN TO PIRATE!!! NEVER PAY FOR COPORATE MOVIES OR T SHOWS - THEPIRATEBAY10.ORG - PRIVATE TRACKERS - OPEN-SLUM.ORG - OPENSUBTITLES.ORG - SCI-HUB.EE - FRIEND WITH PLEX - USENET STILL WORKS LOL - SOULSEEK STILL WORKS LMAO - TORRENTFREAK - DONT PAY HBO MAX AND HULU!!! DONT PAY DISNEY AND NETFLIX!!!! USE A VPN OR SEED BOX IF YOU WANT "OR DON'T WHO CARES, THEY DONT SEND LETTERS TO YA ANY MORE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Sean Seanson @seanseanson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
do what she says
sailor moon says free Palestine in sticker form 🇵🇸
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today is the fateful day of my birth
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The foot in the door
four frame comic. each frame has the text on top in white. first frame shows jk rowling. second frame shows trump and erdogan in suits doing thumbs up. third shows the istanbul landscape. fourth shows Talarico giving a speech in front of the podium. text reads:
"protecting the children"
has become the foot in the
door of fascism.
last weekend (sept. 12th-13th),
under the pretense of "protecting
the children," trump's turkish
bestie erdogan led a massive
anti-lgbtq crackdown.
in an extraordinary esca-
lation, legal proceedings were
announced against 160 people.
about 50 activists have been
arrested. associations and
homes have been ransacked
across the country.
so when we hear people who
are supposedly our allies use
the same language as erdogan,
we owe it to our turkish
siblings to call it out.
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Kaius ⛔ @kaius.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
generational screenshot just dropped
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'll slowly add more to this as I go, got a lot of shit to throw on here
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
made a backloggd today and one of the first things I did was make a 6+ paragraph long review about how much Sonic Frontiers sucks, which you can read here if you're interested: backloggd.com/u/Captain_Ro...
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Captain_Roots's review of Sonic Frontiers | Backloggd
Holy shit this game fucking sucks. Okay so listen. When it comes to games, I think that I am probably less critical then the average person. I often find myself not being bothered by things that most ...
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ヤマギ@お絵描き見習い @yamagi0118.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#アグネスタキオン #ウマ娘
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eggu 🔜 kupocon metropom prep @egguv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
space mother #rosalina #myart
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Agui!🌻 @aguichart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I saw someone saying "you can't be non-binary if you don't..." and fuck it. You can be trans, you can be non-binary; you don't need to hate your body, you don't need to want to change it, your body and your gender are only yours and you don't need to prove anything to anyone!
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Agui!🌻 @aguichart.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Everyone has a different relationship with gender, so please be kind and stop judging others based on your own biases. If they identify as X, just respect it and use their preferred pronouns. I assure you it's not that difficult to treat everyone like real people.
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Baa @snoozingwell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Aqua!!!
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I mean you just have good taste, scarmi is an ultra blorbo I love her so much
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 03/09/2026
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
As a British person who grew up reading the HP books I cannot tell you how easy it is to just stop engaging with it. Between the final film and the stage play there was literally no mainline HP content for 5 years. If you were able to handle that, you can handle taking it out of your life for good.
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Good luck Vin!! I believe in you :)
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TrickyC (he/him) @trickyc66.northsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dracula S O T N What's A Dildo...? It's Something That Will Give You Pleasure, From The Front And From The Back Install It To A Table And Spread Your Legs And Cum Enjoy A Big Long Dildo That Jumps Out At You, Boingggg!
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
you've fooled me once, snowwood...
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
so funny "it's too much work" they don't even have to change anything about yosuke's social link, literally they can just keep it the same but just add a romantic path. Yosuke's social link sets it up perfectly anyways. like can we all just get a grip
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Atlus are SO desperate to avoid committing to LGBTQ+ rep in any capacity man, its a joke they'll either flirt with the idea and back out, or make the most stereotypical, offensively camp gay people ever put to media but the idea of two guys or girls being in love is just a step too far for them
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If so i will wait for you and help u get settled in!! Either way i just hope you're able to get to a point where you're happy
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I would say come to me but I doubt TERF island would be much better for you tbh lol
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I hope you'll be okay Vin :( I'm here for you
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I shall put it in my calendar!
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
That's September 6th, right?
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Sixaxis @sixaxis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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oliver🐇 @shoyos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
screenshot of a Tumblr post by user joeyclaire that reads: "you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people".
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i'm not infallible, i'm sure i've done some dumb shit or been inconsiderate or not read the room a few times. But it sucks feeling like I've never even been given the chance to defend myself or do better, i'm just mentally written off the minute I even breathe wrong
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
its even better when most of these problems are due to misunderstandings or issues that straight up would not be a problem if they communicated with me in the first place. crazy man
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It is so exhausting trying to be friends with people only to find out after months of spending time with them that they have a laundry list of problems with you that they have been hanging over your head which they did not once think to actually convey to you in person so you can talk it through
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I truly believe that I am cursed because I cannot believe the amount of people I have met over my life who are so painfully shit at communication. It is just such a miserable experience putting yourself out there because people would rather lie and be dishonest to you then tell you the truth.
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niko ☿ niko @nikonikonek000.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
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ラリアット/rariatoo @rariatoo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🐉👊
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
woah look at how handsome my oomfie is
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I can already see the twitter losers frothing at the mouth over this translation change because of wokelisers ruining the deep and meaningful intent of this Yukino Bijin line
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/will... I sent this to u on discord but i forgor you were travelling
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👻ToxicSoul77👻 @toxicsoul77.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Sorry to keep you waiting! 💐
All the flower characters from Deltarune Chapter 5! :3c
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Either way I'm happy if it gets a reupload! I was brought up on a lot of 90s music like new jack swing and uk garage (unsurprising considering where I'm from) so your music has genuinely been my jam and honestly its been inspiring and help me rediscover and appreciation for this music!
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Captain Roots @captainroots.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm throttling all of the people who were putting you down for it, if it makes you feel any better i remember gushing out abt how good it was with a friend
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