iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

There's logo generators for everything these days.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

God, Tom Taylor writing Batman never misses.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

So after the highly-successful 50th anniversary pilot special earlier this year, Disney still hasn't greenlit a Muppet Show reboot because the three production companies involved are having trouble "cracking the premise". WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? IT'S THE MUPPET SHOW, THAT'S THE PREMISE. FUCK.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Downgrade a movie: Indiana Jones and the Temple of, Well, You Don't Wanna Go in There, but it Wouldn't be the Worst Thing if You Did.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

TIM CURRY THE NEXT DAY!? SERIOUSLY!? This is a terrible week for humanity.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I just realized the latest season of King of the Hill really dropped the ball by not naming their episode with Hank at the nerd convention "BWAHmic-Con".

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I've been reading through the original Lee/Kirby Fantastic Four and having a blast. I can see why this is the magazine that put Marvel Comics on the map. Say what you want about Stan Lee, but one thing the man's work never lacked was personality. This is male friendship in its purest form.

A panel from 1963's Fantastic Four #19:

The Thing lifts Mr. Fantastic off the ground in joy after getting exciting news, saying "Reed, you ol' dictionary-readin' double-talkin' rubber-boned egghead! What are we standin' around jawin' for!? Let's go!!"

Mr. Fantastic responds "Ben, you hot-tempered, loudmouthed, beetle-brained gargoyle... That's what I was WAITING for you to say!!"

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Is it bad I found out there's a tornado warning happening in Gencon's area and my first thought was "Wow think of how many dice that tornado would be rolling"?

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I am really fucking tired of hearing that the USA needs to be competitive against the rest of the world in AI. That's like saying "We need to be best in the world at punching ourselves in the crotch".

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I thought a Spirited Away/Lilo and Stitch double feature in memoriam of Daveigh Chase would destroy me emotionally but it actually made me feel a lot better. She did some really great work that'll keep making people happy forever.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Ok but if Superman were a Pokémon he'd be Shedinja 'cuz of Wonder Guard, alright, thanks for coming to my "relaying the last thought I had in my sleep right after waking up while it's still in my mind" talk.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

You know what I don't get today is like, why are there things in the world that don't have anything to do with Pokémon? Who is that for? It doesn't make any sense.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Pokémon has released a 30th anniversary logo for every single Pokémon. Quote this with your favorite! www.serebii.net/pokemon30/

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I wonder if it ever occurred to Trump that the reason he's never seen Kaitlin Collins smile in ten years is because every time he's seen her she's been stuck in a room with a rapist.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

The thing that sucks about growth is when you suddenly realize something you like may be problematic. I should not be questioning if I should delete, of all things, the Team Chaotix theme from Sonic Heroes from my music library because I find it iffy how they use "brain-damaged" as a pejorative.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Happy birthday to Jack Kirby and ONLY Jack Kirby. If anyone else says today is their birthday, no it isn't.

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ML Brennan @brennanml.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Simpsons S17E8: "The Italian Bob" Lisa: Dad, don't act like Mussolini. Homer: I thought I was doing Donald Trump. It's unfortunate how well that joke aged.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Ending to the dream I just woke up from: Undulating Mass of Energy: I'm unstoppable! I've overcome all my weaknesses thanks to the Chaos Emeralds and Dr. Frasier Crane! Sonic the Hedgehog: *One-shots the energy mass* Energy Mass: No! How can this be!? Sonic: Ha-ha! Frasier isn't real, dumbass!

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Happy Valentine's Day to all the lovers out there.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

I've gotten to the point where I'm so used to balding that older pictures of me with a full head of hair are strange and unfamiliar to me. Like who is this fucking freak of nature, honestly.

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Encyclopaedia Britannica @britannica.com · 12/02/2025

Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons: -We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S. -The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous. 🧵⬇️

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

everybody always wants to send me to the hospital just cause i figured out a really fast way to get down the stairs

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Osaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 15/11/2024

"Facism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike."

User dratsab huffman asks the question:

To amuse myself i researched revacholian nationalism as well as measure head's race theories etc etc and focused my character on "traditionalism".

Anyway, ive noticed that if i ever click dialogue options that are in tune with my character's political compass, i lose morale. Whats the point of having this as a mechanic if its going to be so detrimental and feels like the character doesnt believe he actually is this or something... is there anyway to overcome that kind of morale loss?

Recalcitrant Jester replies:
Being a fascist is a deeply demoralizing experience. You have to not only radically alter your worldview to make reality fit into your unhinged schema, but that worldview is predicated on the notion that the weakest, most unworthy degenerate worms on the planet are somehow overpowering and humiliating you on a moment-by-moment basis.

In mechanical terms too, the lowered morale also reduces your volition score—the more you indulge in your delusions, the less you are able to exercise self-control and self-awareness.

The point of fascism being mechanically detrimental—the ludonarrative theme—is that fascism is an unequivocally self-destructive ideology, the practice of which only serves to nurture that self-destructive urge and turn it outward. It's not like Dark Side points in KotOR where you can access cool new abilities and get to enjoy being such a nasty lil rascal; you are not supposed to enjoy being a fascist in Disco Elysium. Fascism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Just had one of the most beautiful conversations of my life: “Can I get the meatball parm hero and the garlic bread?” “Do you want the meatball parm hero ON the garlic bread?” The world is full of magic, guys.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

I’m today’s New York Times flashback history quiz. Resist, baby!

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Tonight I did my first stand-up comedy set ever and frankly, I killed it. Excited to get out there and do more of it.

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

[playing poker] FRIEND: I’m all in ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too FRIEND: um, a pair of kings ME: you bet we are

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Last night of Chanukah is bittersweet. A full menorah with all the candles lit is very satisfying, but knowing it’s the end of the holiday brings down my mood. Still, I like how the ending this year lined up with the New Year. I feel really ready to move into whatever comes next.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Thing worth celebrating: Earlier today I was at the coffee shop and secured their last croissant of the year. Bye-bye, 2024.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I would graciously like to thank Marvel What-If for bringing the maximum amount of Kirby Krackle possible into the MCU.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

New terrible discovery on the dating apps: Someone rapping poorly on the "Proof I have musical talent" audio prompt on Hinge. There's so many extra levels of cringe.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Does anyone else ever go through word phases, where you just find yourself using a particular word a lot for a period of time that you don't usually use as much, or even at all? Lately I've been saying "homie" a lot. This shit just happens to me sometimes and I have no idea why.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

It’s weird that there’s so many guys named James, yet I’ve never seen a singular Jame.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Is this goin' around now? Most of my brainspace is dedicated to opinions on DC characters. Gimme whoever you got, and don't be afraid to make 'em obscure.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Oh no, my Reddit account is 16 years old. I've been a Redditor for over half my life now. Someone fucking end me.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Ordinarily I’d never buy these but @hbomberguy.bsky.social got me curious with his new Patreon video so let’s give it a whirl!

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Sean Aitchison @sean8urson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Outfucking standing photo choice

Article with image of balloon Luffy about to destroy a cop

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

You know why parents send their kids to Hebrew school? To get an edjewcation.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

You hear about why the coast guard has been training sea mammals to perform first aid in the ocean? For medical porpoises.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

There’s no emotional whiplash quite like the one between “aw, what a cute baby” and “oh god it has pierced ears”.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

The other day I got inspired to make a sexy hunks calendar for my D&D campaign. I spent more time designing the hunks in Heroforge than running the session they were in, but my players loved it. I figured I'd share 'em here too. Tawdry descriptions in the alt text. (1/3)

Mr. Jamabary: Hot as Fire (26, Serval Tabaxi): This hunk proves that great things come in small packages. A monster hunter of the plains, Hot as Fire is looking for that special someone to bring home his quarry to. Maybe if you’re lucky, he’ll show you how he uses his spear.

Mr. Febaroon: Piktes Grandbrow (33, Leonin): The great baritone of the Vannadine Opera has a bod just as strong as his legendary voice. A hunk of culture, Piktes is also a seasoned gourmet, with vast culinary knowledge and a willingness to eat anything. And we do mean anything.

Mr. Mirge: Vril Ridgeride (22, Centaur): This hunky young stallion is set to be the herd leader of this year’s Greatest Gallop, making him the youngest centaur to lead the runners in the history of the event. But don’t let that intimidate you. Vril’s willing to take things at whatever speed you want.

(Note: The Greatest Gallop is a massive group marathon run by centaurs)

Mr. Eggril: Bontomov (20, Loxodon): This young go-getter is the babyfaced new goalie of the Spade Island Buccaneers. This hunk is known by thaw-brawl fans for two things; His gentle and polite manner out of the pit, and his ability to totally cover the goal. Maybe if you’re as polite as he is, he’ll cover you too.

(Note: Thaw-brawl is a fantasy version of hockey I created for my homebrew setting)

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Finally letting folks know how you better be ready for anything in my home thanks to @worksofwhimsy.bsky.social.

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Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Post a character you like and tag others to do the same. DC Comics' Deadman is a ghost acrobat who has to possess people to do heroics. I love him 'cuz he's got a real beleaguered everyman vibe and his stories are about the value of life. @alexweitzman.bsky.social @terravanceryoh.bsky.social

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