Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I really hate how it's especially some of the most thoughtful people who turn out to be this. 160
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So what I'm hearing is Mamdani cost them $132.9M overall, sick. 001
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Do my League of Comic Geeks stats serve as adequate proof of beating the challenge? 000
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Imagine if the media had done this back in 2015 and just not given him all that attention for juicy, juicy ratings. 020
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There's logo generators for everything these days. 020
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I straight-up refuse to call it "art". It's AI images. There's no thought or perspective in it. 010
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I can see it now. The Muppets do a series of sketches based on his comic creations. Sam Eagle objects to everyone dressing as even bigger freaks and weirdos, until he learns about one of Jack's earliest creations and winds up playing Captain Samerica in the finale. 010
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 11/09/2026So after the highly-successful 50th anniversary pilot special earlier this year, Disney still hasn't greenlit a Muppet Show reboot because the three production companies involved are having trouble "cracking the premise". WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? IT'S THE MUPPET SHOW, THAT'S THE PREMISE. FUCK. 000
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Yeah it always feels like this performative "I renounce Satan and all their works" thing. I won't support Gaiman but I still think Sandman is the greatest comic book series ever written. Similarly, HP is VERY problematic in retrospect, but I won't pretend it never had value. But also, fuck Rowling. 061
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Kind of amazing to find someone who goes "Yeah I just super love evil and fascism everywhere all the time". Almost gotta admire their honesty. Almost. 020
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I guess this whole time I just assumed you were extremely gangsta. 000
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026When you've liked an author for over a decade and then realize you had no idea they had a real first name. 110
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Downgrade a movie: Indiana Jones and the Temple of, Well, You Don't Wanna Go in There, but it Wouldn't be the Worst Thing if You Did. 020
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 26/08/2026TIM CURRY THE NEXT DAY!? SERIOUSLY!? This is a terrible week for humanity. 000
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Wow that's wild. I was only born 5 years after megalodon went extinct. 000
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I have so many questions. Did they have that ready to go? Did they need to rush to replace it? Ok I guess I just have the two questions but still WOW. 040
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I just realized the latest season of King of the Hill really dropped the ball by not naming their episode with Hank at the nerd convention "BWAHmic-Con". 000
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I've been reading through the original Lee/Kirby Fantastic Four and having a blast. I can see why this is the magazine that put Marvel Comics on the map. Say what you want about Stan Lee, but one thing the man's work never lacked was personality. This is male friendship in its purest form. 000
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026For Arkham Knight specifically a huge theme is that Batman wants to keep others out of harm's way, especially after he thought Barbara died. Though for Batman's wider canon a lot of it is the importance of Batman as a symbol. If the League is constantly saving Gotham, the Bat means nothing. 010
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026You just kinda gotta go along with this idea that superheroes have a general policy of not constantly stepping on each other's toes unless called upon or they feel like a situation requires their attention especially. Like when Green Arrow yelled for Superman to save Connor when they were at sea. 100
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This is a question for Batman stories in general, 'cuz Gotham is constantly under crisis. No Man's Land had a good answer for THAT story of "Gotham's people are so broken by the cataclysm that Superman's kind of help just isn't something they're emotionally ready for right now". But other times... 100
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Is it bad I found out there's a tornado warning happening in Gencon's area and my first thought was "Wow think of how many dice that tornado would be rolling"? 032
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I am really fucking tired of hearing that the USA needs to be competitive against the rest of the world in AI. That's like saying "We need to be best in the world at punching ourselves in the crotch". 000
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I thought a Spirited Away/Lilo and Stitch double feature in memoriam of Daveigh Chase would destroy me emotionally but it actually made me feel a lot better. She did some really great work that'll keep making people happy forever. 000
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Ok but if Superman were a Pokémon he'd be Shedinja 'cuz of Wonder Guard, alright, thanks for coming to my "relaying the last thought I had in my sleep right after waking up while it's still in my mind" talk. 000
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 27/02/2026You know what I don't get today is like, why are there things in the world that don't have anything to do with Pokémon? Who is that for? It doesn't make any sense. 000
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Pokémon has released a 30th anniversary logo for every single Pokémon. Quote this with your favorite! www.serebii.net/pokemon30/ 000
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I wonder if it ever occurred to Trump that the reason he's never seen Kaitlin Collins smile in ten years is because every time he's seen her she's been stuck in a room with a rapist. 000
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 21/11/2025The thing that sucks about growth is when you suddenly realize something you like may be problematic. I should not be questioning if I should delete, of all things, the Team Chaotix theme from Sonic Heroes from my music library because I find it iffy how they use "brain-damaged" as a pejorative. 000
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Happy birthday to Jack Kirby and ONLY Jack Kirby. If anyone else says today is their birthday, no it isn't. 000
Reposted by Captain MaxML Brennan @brennanml.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme. 169291177367
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Simpsons S17E8: "The Italian Bob" Lisa: Dad, don't act like Mussolini. Homer: I thought I was doing Donald Trump. It's unfortunate how well that joke aged. 000
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Ending to the dream I just woke up from: Undulating Mass of Energy: I'm unstoppable! I've overcome all my weaknesses thanks to the Chaos Emeralds and Dr. Frasier Crane! Sonic the Hedgehog: *One-shots the energy mass* Energy Mass: No! How can this be!? Sonic: Ha-ha! Frasier isn't real, dumbass! 000
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 16/02/2025YOU INTERRUPTED MY CANCER RESEARCH FOR THIS!? I WAS IN A CRUCIAL MOMENT AND LOST EVERYTHING! 010
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Happy Valentine's Day to all the lovers out there. 010
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I've gotten to the point where I'm so used to balding that older pictures of me with a full head of hair are strange and unfamiliar to me. Like who is this fucking freak of nature, honestly. 020
Reposted by Captain MaxEncyclopaedia Britannica @britannica.com · 12/02/2025Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons: -We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S. -The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous. 🧵⬇️ 562325736972
Reposted by Captain Maxmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 05/10/2023everybody always wants to send me to the hospital just cause i figured out a really fast way to get down the stairs 8732161
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 31/01/2025How many glass objects has he broken in his life? 000
Reposted by Captain MaxOsaka, we 🐇 @osaka.zone · 15/11/2024"Facism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike." 4592323476
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Just had one of the most beautiful conversations of my life: “Can I get the meatball parm hero and the garlic bread?” “Do you want the meatball parm hero ON the garlic bread?” The world is full of magic, guys. 000
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 25/01/2025I’m today’s New York Times flashback history quiz. Resist, baby! 010
Captain Max @captainmax.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Tonight I did my first stand-up comedy set ever and frankly, I killed it. Excited to get out there and do more of it. 000