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Captain Laserpaw

@captainlaserpaw.bsky.social
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The Retro Space Bnuuy! 🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈 42 Greymuzzle He/Him 🔞 MINORS DNI My opinions are my own and may not reflect those of artists, creators or others I associate or work with. Twitch: www.twitch.tv/captainlaserpaw YouTube: www.youtube.com/@captainlaserpaw2615

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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In this week's Laser Plays we take a trip into Finnish folklore with Runo, and probably mispronounce every word. youtu.be/2lVDLCz7314
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Laser Plays - Runo
YouTube video by Captain Laserpaw
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#crazytaxi is a good series for a movie. There's next to no lore to mess up, it's just taxis going fast. HOWEVER, I'll be declaring the movie a 0/10 if it does not contain the following: - All I Want by The Offspring - The phrase "Let's go make some CRAAAAZY money!" Your move, film industry.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Trans lives matter more than Harry Potter
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When I wake up for a work shift and see my friends playing games and hanging out.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This week on Laser Plays we take a look at Valor Mortis, an alt history horror version of the Napoleonic Wars where I promptly get my arse handed to me for about an hour. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_P5...
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Laser Plays - Valor Mortis Demo
YouTube video by Captain Laserpaw
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Come join me for a romantic evening with Date Boy, this weeks Laser Plays! youtu.be/rBnBpck0O78?...
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Laser Plays - DateBoy
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Once more, for the road. RIP Tim Curry youtu.be/U_U59u69tys?...
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Tim Curry as Premier Cherdenko - Space!
YouTube video by Athrun Talan
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This week on Laser Plays, we’re taking a break from the spooky games to try a charming little demo about cutting hair and talking gossip with mythical creatures. youtu.be/p4W87EJJdYU
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Laser Plays - Beastfolk Barber Demo
YouTube video by Captain Laserpaw
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Whoops! Forgot to mention last Fridays Laser Plays here, which was episode 3 of the Fears to Fathom games. This one gave me genuine spooks with its fantastic atmosphere, really nailed the whole “alone in a big house and something just feels off” vibe. youtu.be/MXK566sx3J4
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Laser Plays - Fears To Fathom Episode 3
YouTube video by Captain Laserpaw
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Millennials just can’t win with Boomers. Either we’re “entitled” because we bought a coffee to survive our work shift instead of saving it for some unattainable house deposit, Or we’re saving too much and “hurting workers by not supporting the <obsolete item or service> industry!” Pick a lane FFS
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ManiaBucket 🎪⚡|| Clown Vtuber @maniabucket.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Already been said but please please PLEASE be careful with the links you guys click on If someone's out here sending you gift cards on steam out if nowhere, even if it's from a friend, DON'T touch that
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m getting real sick of articles about a cyberattack and/or data leak where the author spends the whole time wagging their finger at the naughty hackers, but completely disregards the colossal failures in security practices by the company that allowed it to happen in the first place.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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A tweet that reads ""You're bi??? How are you bi if you'e dating a guy?" I EAT SALAD DOES THAT MEAN IM A VEGETARIAN??? Keep it up Chad and I'l fuck your girlfriend"
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
There’s no reason to adapt A Christmas Carol when The Muppets already perfected it.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I still remember when Talespin first aired on Saturday Disney, it was one of my favourite shows and a huge influence in me being a furry today. And it wouldn’t have been half what it was without that catchy as hell theme music. RIP James, your music plays on in the heads of greymuzzles everywhere.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This week on Laser Plays, we return to the Fears to Fathom series and get jumpscared a bunch with Episode 2 - Norwood Hitchhike! youtu.be/jcERMa47FGU
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Jumpscares Galore! Laser Plays Fears To Fathom Episode 2 - Norwood Hitchhike
YouTube video by Captain Laserpaw
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Reminder that if Christians politely chose not to participate like Muslims decline to use pork products, we would have no issues with people like her. That was always an option. The problem is that when she says "LGBT being forced on Christians", she means having to tolerate us EXISTING AT ALL.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Yes, that's me! #BookSky
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Fortnite stream with Echo and friends twitch.tv/captainlaser...
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CaptainLaserpaw - Twitch
Weird space furball playing games on a rickety old Linux computer (sometimes console when required). I like RPGs and narrative driven indie games, but also collab a lot with friends.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My thoughts on Caps new Rivals skin: 1. It’s no worse than what they do with women hero costumes, why are people so prudish when a dude gets similar treatment? 2. The videos of gamer chuds freaking out about this will be HILARIOUS. 3. …ngl, kinda would www.polygon.com/marvel-rival...
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Marvel Rivals' new Captain America swimsuit skin is NSFW
Steve Rogers is packing in Marvel Rivals' Seaside Sentinel skin
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Oh crap, an actual content post nearly six months after creating this account! Going to be doing Youtube playthrough videos for games I don't think would fit the Twitch streams for whatever reason, so here's the first "Laser Plays" featuring Fears to Fathom Episode 1! youtu.be/RffK6sJZKsw
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A horrifying new beginning! - Fears to Fathom Episode 1
YouTube video by Captain Laserpaw
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Whenever I see a service advertised with something like “Powered by/Protected with/Enhanced by AI”, one of the first thoughts to cross my mind is “Oh, so it’s only a matter of time before some hacker socially engineers your glorified chatbot into giving them all your customers data? Neat.”
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Warning for anyone on an Arch based distro who hasn’t heard yet. This attack included ALVR, so if you use VR on Linux you should be especially alert to this. www.gamingonlinux.com/2026/06/the-...
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The Arch Linux AUR had over 400 packages compromised with malware
Looks like the Arch Linux AUR (Arch User Repository) needs some better security and package checks - as some malicious users compromised a lot of packages.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Few things piss me off more than fandoms that attack creators for not catering to their demands. You feeling sad when a character you were emotionally invested in dies doesn’t mean the author made a mistake, you’re emotionally invested because they’re TELLING A GOOD FUCKING STORY.
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Sabre, 🏳️‍⚧️ puppy putty @sabremc.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
What if you fuck up and the fake name you use online becomes your real name? Asking for several friends ;3
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
How to avoid burnout at work: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Get in your car. Drive home to your cat. Never return.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It’s not just the vandalism that bothers me, it’s the ignorance. ANZAC Day doesn’t glorify war, it’s a sobering reminder of the cost of it. We don’t celebrate conflict, we remember those we lost to it, so that we never become ignorant and allow history to repeat itself. Lest We Forget… literally.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I used to think the least likely element of the cyberpunk genre was the collapse of the wider internet, where some rogue AI or malware makes it unusable and forcing everything into isolated local networks. Think Bartmoss, the Blackwall, etc. Nowadays, I think it might be the most plausible outcome.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I’m just so… SO tired. Of work stress, of money worries, of products and software I use being enshittified by corporations, of every news day being more apocalyptically bad than the last, of communities I like collapsing from the stupidest of dramas. Is there a way to take a vacation from reality?
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
au.lifehacker.com/tech/117650/... I was just talking about this issue last night. Just call me Laserdamus! But seriously, people need to be angry about this. Disclosing your own data is one thing, but turning yourself into a walking surveillance tower and scanning other people is something else.
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Meta Is Planning to Bring Back Facial Recognition
Meta is weighing facial recognition for its Ray-Ban smart glasses, raising serious privacy concerns.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I really don’t understand why tech billionaires think it’s a good idea to invest in “AI wearables”. These things have till the public realises that it’s basically the equivalent of some passing stranger snapping nonconsenting photos of you and your family, at which point the beatings will commence.
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Snowey @snowey.net · 16/02/2026
What year were you born in? #furry
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Professor Plink @professorplink.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Walk around with christmas lights around your neck all year round!
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Guess I'll post here, then. I'm not much for social media but maybe it's a good idea to have something I can use outside of Discord, and I lack a convenient ten-foot pole for interacting with Twitter. Follow for... I dunno, announcements, stream stuff and my inane opinions about things, I suppose!
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