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Captain Laserpaw

@captainlaserpaw.bsky.social
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 13h
I like that they think being against fascism is some kind of extreme “alt left” opinion. Implying that Fox News thinks being fascist is totally normal and mainstream.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If I was getting birthday money out to give to a nephew and he said he was going to put it in a Trump account, that wallet would snap shut so fast the sonic boom would knock everyone present on their asses.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Some real intellectual heavyweight reporting right there.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Complete insanity. It’s not even about whether you like AI, Australia simply doesn’t have the water or the power grid for this. Any PM worth the title should be telling these companies to pound sand and outlawing these facilities entirely.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Playing a Tiny Violin
Alt: GIF of a tiny violin being played.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What a terrible article, doesn’t explain it at all. Basically if you use religious freedom laws to put a faith activity in a public space, you then have to accept ALL religions in that space. The CoS often responds by doing trolling stuff like this, causing all religious activity to be cancelled.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ice makers are mostly garbage anyway, they’re over engineered doohickeys that break down all the time, require constant cleaning and give you pathetic little shards of ice that melt instantly. You’re WAY better with a decent ice tray in the freezer.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not content with victim blaming and rape apology, now they’re moving on to body shaming. Really feels like they’re competing to see who can be the most vile turd in their unflushed toilet of a movement.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ohhhhh, this was the food bucket guy! I remember now, the camera would pan across the audience and it would be a bunch of seniors trying to choke down plates of his apocalypse gruel.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sure, spontaneous boners are a part of being a dude with a sex drive. It happens, nothing to be ashamed of. This is the self-control aspect, you calm down and it goes away. Where I hope we all agree, is that said boner is not an excuse or justification to forcibly make it somebody else’s problem.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Exactly, libido is just another sensation and men are 100% capable of handling it responsibly. People who are feeling a little hungry don’t storm up to the nearest person with food and snatch it out of their hands, just because the urge to eat exists. Claiming otherwise just excuses bad behaviour.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So sick of women being blamed in these scenarios, as if men are sex automatons with no self agency. A man saying he can’t control himself around women is on par with him saying he isn’t toilet trained, and we should normalise treating it with the same mockery and disgust.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Uhhh… yes? It doesn’t matter how many people you sleep with, if someone else shows up and forces themselves on you that’s rape. What’s the disconnect here? Although given this dudes username, I don’t think they’re quite the towering pillar of intellect that they seem to think they are.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t care what the pollies say, building power and water hungry AI data centres in Australia, a country plagued with droughts and electricity shortages, is colossally stupid. What’s the next genius location you guys have planned? Planet Arrakis? Fucks sake.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just reads like a takedown of organized religion in general to me.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A, C and H. You can take my comfort foods when you pry them from my cold, dead hands!
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Basically nobody on the left thinks like this. If you want to be a tradwife and do the “pregnant, barefoot and in the kitchen” thing, more power to you. Live your best life. Just so long as you’re doing so as a consenting, educated adult. It’s called pro-CHOICE for a reason.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In this week's Laser Plays we take a trip into Finnish folklore with Runo, and probably mispronounce every word. youtu.be/2lVDLCz7314
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Laser Plays - Runo
YouTube video by Captain Laserpaw
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's funny when even other creationists are like "Hey, this has all the hallmarks of a natural formation, maybe we shouldn't be dishonestly hyping it up".
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The radar anomalies could still be natural formations that are known to form all the time in this type of rock and sediment. Also they don't mention that even if there is a structure there, it could be anything. An ancient tomb, granary, or even a fortress. All plausible given the area and history.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thinking it's time to ban college frats entirely. Anyone found to belong to one, on or off-campus, is immediately expelled. No exceptions, no refunds. College should be a place where everyone can safely learn things, not join a hyper-masculinity cult that abuses women and covers up serious crimes.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#crazytaxi is a good series for a movie. There's next to no lore to mess up, it's just taxis going fast. HOWEVER, I'll be declaring the movie a 0/10 if it does not contain the following: - All I Want by The Offspring - The phrase "Let's go make some CRAAAAZY money!" Your move, film industry.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Australia is a country plagued with droughts and energy supply problems. I would struggle to find a worse place to build a data centre facility.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So hormone/puberty blockers, which are reversible and prescribed by medical professionals under extremely strict regulation is harming children... But cutting up the genitals of infant boys in the name of religious ritual, often causing lasting deformity and harm, is a-okay? Just so we're clear.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are those on the right already going after the aro/ace community. Proving it's not just one group, the far right hates ALL LGBTQ+ and telling trans folk to "take one for the team" so we can play nice with these empathy-deficient sociopathic scumbags is idiotic and plays right into their hands.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah, I see ClosetCon 2026 is on schedule. Grindr better spin up the extra server hardware!
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why do they still look like they have cameras in them?
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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I Just Threw Up In My Mouth
Alt: The "I Just Threw Up In My Mouth a Little Bit" meme from the movie Dodgeball
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Aaaaand another game for my "Do Not Play" list. At least it freed up some hard drive space.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh shit, they did the meme!
Meme of a right wing MAGA type setting up a fake cardboard scene where he is surrounded by stereotypes of left wing people.  He then curls up and cries at his own imagined oppression.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t need to put a sign on my front door to keep gay people from waking me up to talk about the wonders of being queer. OP, LGBTQ people being visible is not “pushing” anything on you. People who are different still have a right to exist, you ignorant freak.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Because that’s how you run an insurance system. Only have people on it that file claims. Genius 🙄
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yikes, what a closet case. “A sin worse than murder”? Dude is coping HARD that he’s not allowed to enjoy whatever man meat he’s obsessing over. It’s okay, OP. Your ancestors would want you to be happy, live your best life.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So furries are a problem now, too? Dude is going to lose his mind when he realises who is running like 95% of global IT infrastructure.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don’t forget that this is no “seeing the light” moment for this dude. These people are fucking sociopaths, the moment he’s no longer inconvenienced by this he will go right back to cheering data centers on, so long as they’re built in poor and minority neighbourhoods far away from him.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nope, sorry. I’m old enough to remember Christians getting offended at and trying to ban pretty much everything. They’ll preach free speech when they don’t hold political power, then go full censorship authoritarian to protect their precious fee fees when they do.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“So it’s my factory, then? I look forward to my share of the profits as a co-owner.”
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He also doesn't have a vertical stabilizing rotor, so even if he could actually fly with them he'd just spin around in circles.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is the same Narnia that right wing Christians have been condemning as satanic witchcraft masquerading as Biblical allegory? That’s the series whose integrity they now care about? Just checking.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I remember going to the museum in the mid 2000s, where they had old photos of the ghettos and shanty towns where indigenous Australians were forced to live in poverty. The placard tried to present it as a “place of close-knit camaraderie and mateship”, glossing over the cruelty of it all.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Obama didn't feel the need to throw a temper tantrum and kick news agencies out of the White House for disagreeing with him. Just saying.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yep, which is probably why they're privatizing them and also allegedly rolled back abuse reporting requirements in the bll. It's like offshore detention centers all over again, only this time they seem to have rigged with so little oversight that abusive guards and staff can get away scott-free.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"We've investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing"
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Trans lives matter more than Harry Potter
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s the same for a lot of Protestants, lots of heartbreaking stories of kids coming out about being abused only for the congregation to accuse them of somehow “seducing” their pastor. Seems only the progressive denominations like the Uniting Chuch are protecting their communities from predators.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s honestly horrifying to watch, he should be in a care facility somewhere with 24/7 nursing staff, not being wheeled around to try and prop up some political technicality. I don’t like the guy, but I wouldn’t wish this shit on my worst enemy.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But no cap on actual skilled worker visas, gotta let Gina keep importing cheap labour for the mines I guess! Only now those workers may get to have their wives and kids ripped away from them and deported. So much for “family values”.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The only other skunk I’m aware of is the variant that comes with the Fluffsel, it’s definitely small and adorable but it’s also very on the toon side. www.vrcarena.com/assets/16194...
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The VRCArena Project
An open-source, not-for-profit community project to document, tag and categorize every asset for VR social games such as VRChat, ChilloutVR and Resonite.
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Definitely not beating the Grindr allegations now!
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Captain Laserpaw @captainlaserpaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No, you’re right. While us aussies are typically quite laid back and chill, our government has this weird puritanical streak when it comes to anything adult in media, especially modern forms like video games. It’s getting a little better now, but progress is glacial with many steps backward.
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