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CaptainLaserBeam

@captainlaserbeam.bsky.social
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DC and such - urban gardening, modding games, whathaveyou

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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 01/10/2026
This sort of “civility” talk always boils down to “everybody just needs to calm down and make peace with permanent, everlasting Republican rule.”
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I suspect some “AI productivity gains” in tech are actually people being overworked in a bad job market. Uber laid off 3,300 workers this month after employees complained about too much coordination. Its CEO also says employees should answer weekend emails and “don’t come here if you want to coast”
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 26/09/2026
Didn’t have the greatest summer gardening season this year, but I’m still really proud of this monster globe basil plant I grew from seed. Amazing what happens when you prune something correctly.
Very large globe basil plant, spheroid in appearance with a few flowers starting to come out, almost overtaking a sizable horse trough repurposed into a gardening container.
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Tom Ley @toley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The doomsday stuff from AI researchers is so annoying. It’s like hey the weirdest guy you know keeps saying he’s going to blow up your house. He won’t show you the bomb. Every time he does this he gets another $1,000. But also he might do it. Wyd?
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
fwiw this is terrible survey design if what you are trying to capture are addictive or counterproductive behaviors. it makes no distinction, for example, between a guy who spends a few hours each week playing madden and a guy who has no other interests other than obsessive gaming
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 18/08/2026
The Donut That Came to Sanarth
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 18/08/2026
Pickman’s Mocha
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 17/08/2026
@wmata.com You really have to do something about these D60 buses stopping for breaks in front of stop 1001220 at Franklin Park. They block the D24, A49, and D6X buses from being able to pull over or even see people waiting and they skip the stop. It’s ridiculous
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026
SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:
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We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 16/08/2026
The wondrous Aronia berry. All this from one tree/bush. I’ll make it into jam on another day when I’m feeling more motivated
A strainer full of deep purple Aronia berries, a native berry to North America
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 05/08/2026
I wouldn’t miss being told to figure out a way to do something with AI at work instead of actually being given resources to do the job.
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 21/07/2026
I came here to say something about Old Bay but the comments are already on it. Maybe send some culinary ambassadors from Baltimore or the Eastern Shore to show them how to make crab cakes.
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Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 16/07/2026
Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 12/07/2026
It also goes beyond science to impact basically every federal grant and cooperative agreement. I’m not seeing that discussed a lot but since so much service delivery happens through local non-profits, the effects of heavily politicizing that will also be quite bad.
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 11/07/2026
An ode to tomato season
Two 2 quart containers of tomatoes freshly harvested from my community garden. They are sungold, ozark pink, and black cherry varieties.Washed tomatoes from before spread out on a counter - there are a very large number of them, ozark pink, sungold, and black cherry varieties
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
What people unfamiliar with UK culture don't realize is that there's a Dalek hidden inside this seemingly benign "Binface" and its policies all boil down to EXTERMINATE
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Concord Stories @concordstories.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
What an incredible 40 hours! Massive cheers to all the creators who worked hard to make this mod possible! 💙 Check out "Double Feature" TODAY- including a new dungeon by the Concord Stories team & Evanbaker3617! Amazing job to everyone involved! www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mod...
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Modding for Charity - Double Feature - with Wes Johnson and Friends
Questline with characters voiced by Fallout alums: Wes Johnson, Jan Johns, and Leer Leary. Crafted by Otellino, Kinggath Creations, and the Concord Stories team; new player home by Elianora; new custo
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 27/06/2026
That’s why the next democrat needs to have a thick enough skin to push through all that
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 21/06/2026
This was my first thought - Dick Tracy villain!
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Ryan McGregor @itstrouble.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
*dipping a coffee mug into the reflecting pool, then turning to cameras* RFK Jr.: It's perfectly fine. It tastes like grass Trump: I think you've crossed a line for me
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Defector @defector.com · 19/06/2026
Looking for a job has become an alienating humiliation ritual: defector.com/looking-for-...
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Looking For A Job Has Become An Alienating Humiliation Ritual | Defector
The most haunting entry in Search Work: A Collective Inquiry Into the Job Hunt, a recently published anthology edited by Rachel Meade Smith, is also the most vulnerable: a collection of emails…
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 18/06/2026
My tomatoes have gotten out of hand. I have spent so long trying to pull all of the suckers off of them and yet they keep growing like crazy. This is the first year I’ve had this problem to this kind of degree. #gardening
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So I drank the algae from the Reflecting Pool and now I can hear the color strawberry
RFK jr talking
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 13/06/2026
If this does not become a killer meme then I will be disappointed in the entire internet.
A picture of a Love Island contestant sad about another Love Island contestant leaving, saying “boo-hoo crying in this bitch”
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 09/06/2026
Just affirms she is doing exactly what her employers want - breaking the ability for these outlets to do anything close to actual journalism.
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 04/06/2026
The serious version of DOGE is the GAO, but Congress rarely has the courage to do much with their reports.
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 04/06/2026
Busta and these insane videos were like a hip hop gateway drug to me as a white teenager in Chesapeake VA
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 01/06/2026
I’m definitely getting old because I find it infuriating when I can’t hear the music in my headphones because somebody on the bus is blasting tik toks from their phone so loud it drowns it out
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 01/06/2026
Yeah I’m sure Nicki Minaj would love to play it too since she went all pro-Trump and MAGA but again the Trumpists wouldn’t want that either
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Hmmmm
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Sassenash 🔜 Bed @mkouel.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A friend of mine is facing eviction this week unless a miracle happens. There isn't enough time to organize a fundraiser, so I'm sharing their Ko-fi in case anyone is able to help. Any support, no matter how small, could make a difference. ko-fi.com/JustWanya Please share WILDLY. NOW!
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Support /// JustWanya ❤️
Support /// JustWanya
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
my stance has remained unchanged for 7 months
Musicology Duck:
wait Graham Platner was a Tune Inn bartender
8:33 PM • Oct 19, 2025
Musicology Duck:
Maine can do whatever Maine wants but i feel like that tells me most of what i needed to know as an outsider
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
the most surreal thing about this era of open yelling about masculinity is that, if you grew up anything like I did, you were exposed to several sets of standards of masculinity and would be hard pressed to identify which of them the Paxtons and Millers of the world are living up to
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 25/05/2026
Sriracha is a nice add on I’ve seen to the Seattle Dog as well. I love the story (probably not true) that the cream cheese came from a guy trying to sell bagels out of a hot dog cart and people kept coming up to him asking for hot dogs so he started serving hot dogs but with the cream cheese.
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 24/05/2026
Off to a decent start at the community garden here in DC - garlic scapes just starting to appear, tomatoes with plenty of blossoms, and I have three surviving pepper plants by the looks of it. Echinacea, as always, is invincible, and my blackberries are just starting to ripen. #gardening
A picture of a very wet community garden plot with basil, tomatoes, peppers, and echinacea all in early stages of growth with flowers and buds just starting to appear. Blackberry vine with unripe blackberries. Garlic that is just starting to mature with scapes.
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Hetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This 1952 memo from the Pentagon UFO files is superb There is no point preparing for aliens ‘because no one of consequence is going to take this rubbish seriously unless it happens. At that point, our policy will be determined in the traditional manner of grand panic.’ 🤣 www.war.gov/medialink/uf...
There likely is nothing to be done at the moment to prepare for these possibilities (the only body of writing on the subject available in an emergency is science fiction), because no one of consequence is going to take this rubbish seriously unless it happens. At that point, our policy will be determined in the traditional manner of grand panic.

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yellowstoneten @yellowstoneten.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
lol, they gave Artemis II astronaut (and Philadelphia sports fan) Christina Koch an astronaut Gritty
Christina Koch wearing her blue NASA astronaut jacket over an orange shirt holding a ~2-foot tall stuffed toy Gritty in an astronaut suit, while standing in what appears to be a box suite at the Flyers game
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 02/05/2026
The spindrift “nojito” is pretty good tho
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 01/05/2026
Did he tag him in so he could take a quick nap? Is that why he brought Dr. Phil up?
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◥◤Kriston Capps 250 @kristoncapps.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
DC, Maryland, Virginia
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
is Weezer good? listen. that's irrelevant
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 01/05/2026
He was when he first started blogging in the mid 2000s. Now all he does is recommend Democrats adopt whatever Republican position he is enamored with this week.
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 30/04/2026
A few years ago I predicted Yglesias would be writing for National Review soon with how far he’s drifted right. I feel like what he’s doing now is arguably worse. He should just join the Heritage Foundation. Deep down I think he wants to.
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 30/04/2026
The way things are right now I wouldn’t even blink if someone confirmed that all hyraxes are AI-generated, somehow even the ones I’ve seen at the zoo.
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 27/04/2026
As a 13 year old I thought this show was the greatest thing ever I had ever seen in my life.
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 24/04/2026
And I forgot to post this overview of the main quest from last week. Finally even more depth to the Triggermen faction youtu.be/xWbSgv1M0bM?...
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Showcase - Quests and Main Quest
YouTube video by greenFoxel
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CaptainLaserBeam @handle.invalid · 24/04/2026
Another look at a fun DLC sized mod coming for Fallout 4 - Concord Stories! I even designed one of the plots featured in this trailer. youtu.be/TdsB3f-CI-4?...
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Showcase - Plots/ASAMS: New Buildings!
YouTube video by greenFoxel
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