Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 1hRemember when Iraq invaded Kuwait and Bush 41 thanked Saddam Hussein and characterized Iraq as eager for peace and Kuwait as intransigent? Oh wait, that’s right… 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 2h Nothing bizarre about it. They find cracks, hammer wedges, and divide and conquer. They’re human pathogens. I could admire their skill at what they do if what they do wasn’t abject evil. 010
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 2hSo breach the fucking contract already. That’s the only route that’s a win. 020
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 16hI love those early Marvel Star Wars comics. Carmine Infantino’s style on that book gets a bad rap from some, but I dug it. 110
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 18hyoutu.be/Wa4TVD95WVs?...youtu.beShirley Bassey - Classics - CD2-03 Eleanor Rigby (Live The Birthday Concert)YouTube video by Alvaro Solana 110
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 18hWell, he *was* in front of their vehicle, and he *was* running. So, case closed! 000
Reposted by Jeff MichaelScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 22hAlso, the Alberta independent movement basically disappeared after the Yandex site was bombed. Fancy that. 431971720
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 19hWell, he *was* running, and he *was* in front of their SUV… 000
Reposted by Jeff MichaelRichy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 21hMy online girlfriend was so shocked by the Ukraine drone strike on the Russian data centre that she's been too upset to message me all day. 323412653
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026These people are fucking crazy. Absolutely fucking nuts. www.comicsands.com/byron-donald...comicsands.comMAGA Nominee Assures Tearful MAGA Grandma That He'll Pass Law Forcing Her Estranged Daughter To Let Her See Her Grandson In Unhinged ClipUtterly ridiculous. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A textbook violation of the Third Amendment. The homeowner should get an award from the NRA and a Presidential Medal Of Freedom. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Back into jail, I guess? To wait for them to have another whack at killing her? 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comBen Stiller as White Goodman: The Goon DodgeballALT: Ben Stiller as White Goodman: The Goon Dodgeball 010
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comBaron Harkonnen Flying SceneALT: Baron Harkonnen Flying Scene 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026How the FUCK does he balance like that? It defies gravity! 100
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You know, now that the Cold War's been over for 35 years and there are four actual communist countries left in the world. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026These morons--and I mean the leadership and the death cult that elects them--don't give the first shit about what anything actually means. They just know GOOD WORDS and BAD WORDS. That's why communism is inexplicably a bugaboo again. 110
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Peak stupidity. So far, anyway. God damn, people voted for this. Five times, some of them. But hooray for democracy, I guess. 011
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So ends an era. She was always fantastic. Always. 110
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh. Well I guess everything is okay then! Russian authorities haven’t identified any emergency situations. Cool, should be fine. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That was Israeli agents doing that. I mean, potato potahto… 050
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Holy shit. I just keep getting more and more ashamed of being American. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Listen: we all understand that these midterms aren’t going to go as well as we hope, right? MAGA and MAGA-adjacent ‘undecided’ voters don’t answer polls. It’s part of their paranoid nature. Get ready for disappointment. Even if we win, we’re not gonna win as big as you think. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Relax, everybody, RFK and Dr. Oz are on the case. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Tampa Bay should be sending a limo to the hotel to give Jazz Chisholm Jr. a ride to the games for the rest of this series. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Never mind the mindblowing speed with which the mainstream media would have crucified a candidate for such behavior, let alone an actual President. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Taking him at his word, the idea that it’s eight months in and we have not yet finished kicking their ass is itself a huge loss for us. Like Russia not overwhelming Ukraine in 48 hours. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“Look, I want to play with my toys, and if life is ruined for a few of you, well, that’s a price I’m willing to pay.” 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh, Rick. Rick, baby. Have I got fucking news for you, man. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“I usually sit in the car, and write it out on the, uh, glove compartment lid, okay?” 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Honestly, is there so much money flowing from the gambling apps to pro sports and lawmakers that they can pretend not to care that there’s so much money flowing from the gambling apps to pro sports and lawmakers? Because this shit is beyond ridiculous. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Madness. Fucking madness. Surely some revelation is at hand; Surely the Second Coming is at hand. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Posted with a gif of an American citizen spiking an American football in front of an American flag at the Super Bowl, maybe the most American thing there is. I’ll stick around for one more weak reply, troll, and then you’re getting blocked for the internet’s cardinal sin: you’re boring. 010
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Can you imagine what serious progressives could achieve if they weren’t constantly getting beat over the head with pedantic clowns like this by conservatives? 310
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I had that ish growing up! That right there is why I don’t really like the MCU’s take on Thor, to be honest. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Reflecting pool. Kennedy Center. The EAST WING of the White House. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A good economy doesn’t need good public relations. A good economy IS good public relations. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I love how dark a place that whole franchise started from. 071
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Phillies are making this Braves pitcher chump look like Sandy Koufax and Aaron Nola is making the Braves look like Murderers Row. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026For ten fucking years. Three thousand six hundred fifty days, each worse than the one before. On the other hand, enjoy today, because it’s the best day of the foreseeable future. That’s a nice thought, innit?static.klipy.comEric Idle Monty Python: Always Look on the Bright SideALT: Eric Idle Monty Python: Always Look on the Bright Side 040
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026How did it not last, then? I remember being in on it from the beginning, but the Englehart/Milgrom/Sinnott creative team was just…not great. I saw John Byrne toook it over. Wasn’t enough to save it, though, huh? 210
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Of course, the ironic thing is that since he always says it, it’s got no teeth. It’s just effete bluster. And its commits the ultimate sin in Trump World: it’s boring. 000
Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He always gives three part answers: “I haven’t. I could. Some people say I should.” To everything. Which is interesting. He acknowledges reality, then stresses his omnipotence, then lays out a veiled threat clothed in the validation of a vague majority. 110
