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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Honestly, is there so much money flowing from the gambling apps to pro sports and lawmakers that they can pretend not to care that there’s so much money flowing from the gambling apps to pro sports and lawmakers? Because this shit is beyond ridiculous.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

“the freedom of Philadelphia circa 1776”. Oh boy.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It’s amazing what is and isn’t a threat nowadays. I had to pay $100 to fill my tank last week because Iran cannot possibly be allowed to have even a path to nuclear weapons. But North Korea as a nuclear power is A-OK. Trump and Kim are even in love, as I recall. #MAGA

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Out with the old lawn mowing hat, in with the new lawn mowing hat. I’m not sure how long I’ve had the old one, but it’s seen some service. @phillies.com @notphillies.bsky.social

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I have the Fantagraphics comp Home To Stay. It’s magnificent. Here’s the actual letter as presented in the book. Ray had the good sense to subtly call them out AND suggest a further (more legit) relationship.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

“I don’t know what they’re talking about. You look great, sir.”

“New Spray-On Herr Klub For Aryans. Nobody will Nazi a difference!”

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

“Right, Rudy?” “Oh absolutely, Stephen! You can’t even tell.”

Maybe the craziest Rudy Giuliani has ever looked. Which is saying something.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

“I don’t know what they’re talking about. You look great, sir.”

Stephen Miller totally not just sticking a triangle of felt to his head for a TV spot in December 2018.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

“You have the right to free speech As long as you're not Dumb enough to actually try it” youtu.be/1EKCAE1vDzY?...

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

“All I know is I finally get to rape somebody.”

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

It’s a Ferris wheel of sycophancy. His ride is over, for now. Cohen, betrayer/betrayed Cohen, whistleblowing Hero of the People, is right back at the front of the line again. The world is nauseating anymore.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Literally the top two stories on my feed: opportunistic lawyers at different points of the Trump parasite life cycle. These guys are all in, then when they’re out they’re all the way out…waiting for a way back in.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If I had to fill out a form where religion was a required field, this would probably be what I’d put down. Happiest of birthdays to the One True Goddess.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

That’s…that’s not how passports work, dude.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Somebody’s shooting their shot! 🤣

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I did this yesterday on Threads. Sorry I spelled your name wrong!

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Yo, how about a spoiler alert already? Geez! I’m only up to around May 20, 1934!

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

This was the flag flying over Petco Park in San Diego tonight. On Memorial Day.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Bearing in mind the administration has already clearly stated that the man at the top is purely a clown show for the mouthbreathing imbeciles that are the Republican electorate.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Colleague whispers back: it happened at (ahem) a little after wine o’clock, ma’am.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Why fight crime when it pays so well, right?

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

And here is where I get to drop a favorite little trivia gem of mine: Jerry Hardin’s daughter?

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Drop your crime fighting Catholics.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Drop your crime fighting Catholics.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Drop something VEHICULAR 🚘 ✈️🖤🚁🚂

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I actually opened TruthSocial for this:

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (that isn’t Indiana Jones).

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

That last pitch was problematic. It looked good in real time to the naked eye, but the robo zone thing was…uh, yeah. It’s gotta be tough for the players to be getting used to the ABS thing all spring and then not have it in the Classic.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

THAT’S his plan? For real? Jesus Christ.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I remember when I used to be glad that crazy shit like that could never happen here.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

COME ON YOU PUSSY I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA INVADE CANADA ON THE WAY TO INVADING GREENLAND.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Not that the original was all that great, but the copy is sure low-budget…

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Jesus, get a load of THAT paint job. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

The totally natural look of a healthy, vibrant man and not at all a blind-mortician travesty wrought on a mouldering cadaver too dumb to stop shambling.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

I’d like to see him name a legal scholar. Hell, I’d like to see him name a law.

“GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS”. Well, in a representative government, the hopelessly stupid get represented too.

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Jeff Michael @captaindecoy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

I remember chatting delightfully with @diedrichbader.bsky.social on Twitter about some obscure mutual interest we had, and now I can’t remember what it was. Shirley Horn, maybe? Also found this, which I pop here because if this happened to me I’d want to be reminded of it.

When Mark Hamill says you’re a good cat and Lynda Carter seconds, that’s a peak day.

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