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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 5h

Hello gay people in my lil electronic rectangle. Happy Sunday, or whatever.

Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Seattle Esmeralda Louise Washington is showing off tonight. She’s not in trouble, but I had to use her full government name.

Stunning colorful sunset with Seattle skyline and Olympic mountain silhouette

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If you saw me ring poppin’ around the city, yes you did. (My fat ass loves this e-bike.)

Bearded homosexual licking a ring pop appropriately and wearing a bike helmet

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Husband applications can be submitted through the proper channels. (You’re doing dishes, though.)

Cutting board with chopped fennel, a can of San Marzano tomatoes, and wine

Same braiser but plated result with couscous

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Licking some wounds and persevering. Anyway, onwards.

Slightly bearded homosexual wearing a pilot uniform on a clapped out B767 flight deck

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Yearly tradition of watching Practical Magic to start the witchy season comes early for a special reason. ✨

Shark coochie in front of the fire and a TV with the title screen of Practical Magic

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The graphics might need to be…updated. Anyway, sitting support in the sim is fun (when it’s not my checkride 😅)

Dumpy 767-200 sim with outdated DELTAS 777 at Kennedy

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Back to work. Hello internet bots and boyfriends 💜😇

Bearded homosexual in a pilot uniform, smiling but pondering the meaning of life

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

We had been planning this trip for a couple years with life getting in the way (inconveniently dying grandpa/dad, how rude), but I finally took my mommy to Victoria— we stayed at The Empress, did high tea, and went to the gardens. I snuck away for some sauna time, too. Pinkies up!

Bearded homosexual in a pinstriped suit with his mommy amidst high tea accoutrements, pinkies up.

Blue skies, high clouds, and dahlias at The Butchart Gardens

Bearded homosexual with his mommy boarding the Victoria Clipper on a delightfully foggy Seattle morning

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The Blue Angels and crew stay at my athletic club while they’re in town, and I just saw some of them in the lobby. I kept my mouth shut, but I wanted to say this so bad.

Meme saying “you know I’m something of a PILOT myself”

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

For the avgeeks, I got up close and personal with that ex-Virgin Conviasa A340. (At least I think it’s ex-Virgin.)

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Now I know the lyrics are open to interpretation, but you can’t tell me Celine was being a bit of a hussy with “To Love You More.” 💅🏼

Lyrics of To Love You More by Celine Dion

“She won’t love you like I will. I’m the one who’ll say when she walks away”

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Morale is low at work, but today was cool: I flew a humanitarian flight to Venezuela and got to hang out with Lebron, the anti-drug dog who was very friendly (approved by the handler of course). He came on board to snoof some things, mostly my leftover arepa.

Venezuelan arepa looking out over the mountains from a B767 flight deck

Blurry screengrab from a video of LeBron, and anti-droga cachorro who visited my flight deck. Half Malinois half German shepherd angel

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Having spent too much time on the airplane yesterday, I started to wonder about Don Garment’s life. Was he happy? Fulfilled? (On the 767 freighters, we don’t have evacuation slides; rather, a diaper harness that you “don” and jump out of the plane to a workman’s comp claim.)

Evacuation instructions for a B767F’s inertial reel escape “system” that

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

A Big Beautiful Boeing Booty amidst the mountains of Honduras— this is the first time I’ve been to Tegus during the day.

A big beautiful Boeing booty, a perfect planus one might say, in front of mountains and blue sky

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Dog days of summer mixed with glory day aviation relics rotting in the sun.

Bearded homosexual in a pilot uniform with a CTRL ALT DLT face

Boeing 727 in Miami rotting amidst palm trees

Douglas DC-8 basking in the sun, practicing for her eventual rot in the desert

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Gustav was giving me problems. I don’t need a Volvo. But now I want one. Someone tell me no!

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Fellow whites, you should be paying Black people today. Happy Juneteenth!

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Due to my schedule, I likely won’t be home for Pride in Seattle— so I took my dentist (a dear friend, IYKYK) to a drag brunch at my “gym.” Ok, so the Washington Athletic Club is more than a gym but a community that is no longer “male, pale, and stale.” It’s a new era of inclusivity. Happy Pride!

Bearded homosexual with a well-bosomed broad, both in sequins in front of a WAC pride stage in rainbow

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I’ve done exactly two lessons with zero practice in between. But “my” coach played professionally and keeps me coming back for some reason. I figure it’s more structured and strenuous than pickleball. 🎾

Sweaty, bearded homosexual holding a tennis racket

Sweaty, bearded homosexual with a very tall Chilean tennis coach

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

My route? I never know. This is what I did over the past two weeks with a couple repeats— took horses to Santo Domingo, brought an engine from Panamá, and baby chicks from Tegucigalpa.

Great Circle Mapper map indicating routes of a bearded homosexual pilot including Miami, Curaçao, Santo Domingo, Panamá, and Tegucigalpa

Humpy sitting on the glareshield before his flight to Santo Domingo.

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I don’t do heat, and Miami isn’t my vibe. But a Cuban barber will get me all the way together. Enjoy a tasteful thirst trap.

Bearded homosexual with boob sweat and a fade with ridiculous glasses in the sunset

Shirtless bearded homosexual with a fade and pathetic eyes

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

34 and feeling like a who— classy woman of a certain age! I did everything I wanted to do on my birthday: cold plunge, jazz brunch, and a gay lil concert. Now I’m luxuriating in the San Juan Islands. DND, worry about yourselves, TIA for everything.

Bearded homosexual wearing a robe and a tulip hat holding tulips because they’re his favorite flower

Bearded homosexual in a purple suit jacket with a bougie bolo, YSL bag and Lafufu in a pilot uniform because he’s insufferable

Bearded homosexual aboard the MV Chelan en route to Orcas Island

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

When checking into the Amex Centurion lounge, you have the option of looking up your flight. It’s sort of jarring to see my employer and several former airlines in the mix 😅

Drop down list with Amerijet International, Shuttle America, Virgin America, and American Airlines. Amerijet is a cargo company, Shuttle America is wrapped up in republic Airways, and Virgin America was decimated by Alaska Air Group

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

A gay pilot underneath double rainbows during a maintenance delay? Groundbreaking.

Bearded homosexual in a pilot uniform underneath two rainbows next to a broke ass 767

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

If I don’t get a lil romance soon, I might combust. Lucky ducks!

Two ducks facing each other whose neck nozzles kind of make a heart shape if you squint

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Agnetha needed a sunset spin, so we did a loop around the lake. I always love snooping on what vessels come here for work.

Bearded homosexual in gaudy leopard print in front of the Space Needle on Lake Union

Melker Rödlöga cork kayak on Lake Union in front of Gasworks

Large blue and white vessel named Northern Hawk from Chevak, Alaska

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I learned to fly in these here mountains, and it’s always special to be back in the Missions.

Mountains with pastel clouds in the sunrise

Mission Mountain range from interpretive site on US93 near St. Ignatius, Montana

Bearded homosexual wearing a Fjällraven cap in front of Mission Mountains

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I always love living here, but we’re officially approaching I-Can’t-Believe-I-Live-Here season in Seattle. We really have the best mix of nature amidst an urban landscape.

Bearded homosexual wearing a Fjällraven Stockholm hat with Gasworks in the background

Kayak in Lake Union ship canal with two bridges in background

Kayak pointed towards Queen Anne and the Space Needle on Lake Union

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

When my memoir comes out, it will not be kind. I do love my gig and (some of my) fellow coworkers. However. Nowhere on the job description does it entail managing the emotions of 55+ year old men, but, truly, I’m tasked with that on the daily. Praise Gagá I’m going home today.

Bearded homosexual wearing a retro Seattle Seahawks hoodie in the observer seat of a 767

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I’m very sorry for neglecting my BSky fam. But I’m working and tired and trying to do all the human things.

Bearded homosexual in a pilot uniform in front of a B767

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I’m glad you couldn’t hear the obscenity I muttered under my breath over the sound of those RB211s. Take me back!

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I was looking for a picture unrelated to this, but I came across this gem of me and @blainplanes.bsky.social many moons ago at OSH! We were infants!

A younger bearded homosexual with a strapping Oshkosh volunteer

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

My last paddle on BB, the blue kayak; she went to a good home— making space for Agnetha, the Swedish charmer. She’s made of cork, and I can’t wait for all the adventures we have together! (I had my eye on Melker kayaks for awhile, and it just sort of…happened. Credit cards and free will!) 🇸🇪

Long ass cork kayak sitting in front of colorful Olympic Outdoor Center in Port Gamble, WA

Long ass cork kayak on top of Gustav Mazda-San, a CX-5

Bow of long ass cork kayak on Lake Union with Space Needle in background

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Years ago, we had Boeing 757s in our fleet. I was so lucky and proud to fly them. They’ve since retired, but several were from Icelandair’s fleet. Today I’m being super #avgeek and flying home via Portland, just to be on one once again— I sat in the flight deck and chatted with the nice crew!

Bearded homosexual first officer in front of a 757

757 in front of mountains in Ontario, CA

Model of Icelandair 757-200 with the Icelandic flag in the Saga Club in Keflavik airport.

Boeing 757-200 wing view on an Icelandair flight departing Keflavik airport

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Reporting live from my phone (we’ll see how long this lasts). I had a great “vacation” in Sweden and Iceland. Mello was a dream, and Iceland is otherworldly. Nordic countries are my favorite.

Bearded homosexual and his cousin, Östermalm’s fave mom getting out of the house, at Melodifestivalen

Bearded homosexual in a rooftop pool in Stockholm at sunset

Bearded homosexual in Sky Lagoon with a waterfall in the background and a tat slip

Bearded homosexual in a Fjällraven beanie and weird sunglasses in front of an Icelandic horse, wondering how their hair is better and more profound than whatever wisps are on top of his head

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Just paddling through some things. (It's February. What is happening.)

bearded homosexual wearing a beanie and lifejacket with the Space Needle in the background

bow of blue kayak pointed toward the Seattle skyline on Lake Union

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Precis. Men nu kör vi, I guess. I’m ”delulu” for going.

Screenshot from Reddit saying “Mello är cooked”

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I just had the easiest commute— I shipped myself home! The Scheduling gods released me early, so I took brown into Boeing field. The crew was incredible (unexpectedly, I admit); we talked almost the entire flight. They dropped me off downtown, and I caught my bus home in one fell swoop.

bearded homosexual in a pilot uniform catching a selfie in a mirror with a B767

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Back on that other platform, I followed @aerosavvy.com for years— and today I got to have lunch with him! We had great chats about life, the state of the world, and of course the mighty 767. Thanks for a great afternoon, Ken! (Hopefully we can wrangle @ryanhoke.bsky.social to nerd out with us!)

Retired freight dawg and current freight dawg having lunch in Louisville

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

You can take the girl out of the midwest, but you can't take the midwest out of the girl. Here in Louisville for a week on reserve, so I took a bus to Aldi and reminisced over my fave groceries. $74 for decent, healthy meals to make in my extended stay hotel!

shopping cart with various groceries from Aldi

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Anyway. Välkommen till Mello detävling två. We have gospel and singing firemen.

Swedish singer? Amidst people in choir robes

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Glad Melodifestivalen to all who celebrate! We’re off to a good start with an ABBA style banger.

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

I've been on the couch for most of the day, recuperating after a very quick wisdom teeth extraction— all four out in less than an hour! My dentist is eccentric (and a friend of mine) who loves to "see" images in the teeth she pulls. Should I be offended? 😜💅🏼 and YES I kept them, because I'm weird.

bearded homosexual with a dentist following an extraction procedure

what my dentist saw in my teeth that spelled out c u n t

bearded homosexual with a bag of frozen corn soothing his lil jaw

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

My "last supper" yesterday was oxtails. Served over miso rice, it was *so* good. I got a decent deal on them at the store— I love a braise. Takes forever but it's worth the time.

dutch oven with two oxtails, braised with assorted veggies

previously stated oxtails plated with miso rice and chicken stock simmering in the background

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