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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing

@captainbobbie.bsky.social
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Coaxing heavy metal into the sky, then wrasslin’ and wranglin’ it back to the ground again. Cardigan aficionado. Queer with a homosexual sensibility. Seattle living and world gallivanting. I pretend to write. 🌈 www.captainbobbie.com

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 18h
Please welcome to the stage…
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The way Captain Happy should just pick up the phone and call? I don’t know how it is at other places, but I’d never send a message like this.
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why haven’t you flirted with me yet?
Bearded homosexual wearing a cardigan and pilot uniform
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Licking some wounds and persevering. Anyway, onwards.
Slightly bearded homosexual wearing a pilot uniform on a clapped out B767 flight deck
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yearly tradition of watching Practical Magic to start the witchy season comes early for a special reason. ✨
Shark coochie in front of the fire and a TV with the title screen of Practical Magic
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The graphics might need to be…updated. Anyway, sitting support in the sim is fun (when it’s not my checkride 😅)
Dumpy 767-200 sim with outdated DELTAS 777 at Kennedy
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Back to work. Hello internet bots and boyfriends 💜😇
Bearded homosexual in a pilot uniform, smiling but pondering the meaning of life
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
me everytime I get a schedule change
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We had been planning this trip for a couple years with life getting in the way (inconveniently dying grandpa/dad, how rude), but I finally took my mommy to Victoria— we stayed at The Empress, did high tea, and went to the gardens. I snuck away for some sauna time, too. Pinkies up!
Bearded homosexual in a pinstriped suit with his mommy amidst high tea accoutrements, pinkies up. 
Blue skies, high clouds, and dahlias at The Butchart Gardens Entrance to Aerth sauna in Victoria Bearded homosexual with his mommy boarding the Victoria Clipper on a delightfully foggy Seattle morning
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Blue Angels and crew stay at my athletic club while they’re in town, and I just saw some of them in the lobby. I kept my mouth shut, but I wanted to say this so bad.
Meme saying “you know I’m something of a PILOT myself”
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
For the avgeeks, I got up close and personal with that ex-Virgin Conviasa A340. (At least I think it’s ex-Virgin.)
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Now I know the lyrics are open to interpretation, but you can’t tell me Celine was being a bit of a hussy with “To Love You More.” 💅🏼
Lyrics of To Love You More by Celine Dion

“She won’t love you like I will. I’m the one who’ll say when she walks away”
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Morale is low at work, but today was cool: I flew a humanitarian flight to Venezuela and got to hang out with Lebron, the anti-drug dog who was very friendly (approved by the handler of course). He came on board to snoof some things, mostly my leftover arepa.
Venezuelan arepa looking out over the mountains from a B767 flight deck 
Blurry screengrab from a video of LeBron, and anti-droga cachorro who visited my flight deck. Half Malinois half German shepherd angel
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Having spent too much time on the airplane yesterday, I started to wonder about Don Garment’s life. Was he happy? Fulfilled? (On the 767 freighters, we don’t have evacuation slides; rather, a diaper harness that you “don” and jump out of the plane to a workman’s comp claim.)
Evacuation instructions for a B767F’s inertial reel escape “system” that
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A Big Beautiful Boeing Booty amidst the mountains of Honduras— this is the first time I’ve been to Tegus during the day.
A big beautiful Boeing booty, a perfect planus one might say, in front of mountains and blue sky
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dog days of summer mixed with glory day aviation relics rotting in the sun.
Bearded homosexual in a pilot uniform with a CTRL ALT DLT faceBoeing 727 in Miami rotting amidst palm trees Douglas DC-8 basking in the sun, practicing for her eventual rot in the desert
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A legend flown west. I used to see her as a baby pilot running around WAI conferences, and she was a true inspiration!
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Gustav was giving me problems. I don’t need a Volvo. But now I want one. Someone tell me no!
Mazda CX-5 being silly at a repair shop
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A stern talking to and a threat to wash its mouth out with soap, preferably.
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Fellow whites, you should be paying Black people today. Happy Juneteenth!
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Today is exemplary of how joy is a surfactant to the greasy feeling of fascism. Watching the Obama Presidential Center opening ceremony healed me a little bit, and it gave me the hope that there ARE better days ahead. (Plus Hillary’s cackle about the Nobel Peace Prize was pettyyyy 😈💅🏼)
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Due to my schedule, I likely won’t be home for Pride in Seattle— so I took my dentist (a dear friend, IYKYK) to a drag brunch at my “gym.” Ok, so the Washington Athletic Club is more than a gym but a community that is no longer “male, pale, and stale.” It’s a new era of inclusivity. Happy Pride!
Bearded homosexual with a well-bosomed broad, both in sequins in front of a WAC pride stage in rainbow
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I’ve done exactly two lessons with zero practice in between. But “my” coach played professionally and keeps me coming back for some reason. I figure it’s more structured and strenuous than pickleball. 🎾
Sweaty, bearded homosexual holding a tennis racket Sweaty, bearded homosexual with a very tall Chilean tennis coach
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
How do we feel about FLYING mag? I grew up reading Les Abend, Dick Karl, and Martha Lunken. But I let my subscription lapse. I feel like I saw something about their EIC being Tr*mpy, and I’m not about that. Plus, several of my faves have left.
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My route? I never know. This is what I did over the past two weeks with a couple repeats— took horses to Santo Domingo, brought an engine from Panamá, and baby chicks from Tegucigalpa.
Great Circle Mapper map indicating routes of a bearded homosexual pilot including Miami, Curaçao, Santo Domingo, Panamá, and Tegucigalpa Humpy sitting on the glareshield before his flight to Santo Domingo. 
Bearded homosexual in a pilot uniform
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I’m glad Bulgaria won, because could you imagine the conspiracy theories? #Eurovision2026
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Lucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested Development
ALT: Lucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested Development
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I don’t do heat, and Miami isn’t my vibe. But a Cuban barber will get me all the way together. Enjoy a tasteful thirst trap.
Bearded homosexual with boob sweat and a fade with ridiculous glasses in the sunset
Shirtless bearded homosexual with a fade and pathetic eyes
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
One day I’ll show up on @acarsdrama.bsky.social
FMC with ACARS text saying BLOCKING OUT MOMENTARILY. MIAMI BOUND YEET HAW AS THE CHILDREN SAY.”
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
34 and feeling like a who— classy woman of a certain age! I did everything I wanted to do on my birthday: cold plunge, jazz brunch, and a gay lil concert. Now I’m luxuriating in the San Juan Islands. DND, worry about yourselves, TIA for everything.
Bearded homosexual wearing a robe and a tulip hat holding tulips because they’re his favorite flower
Bearded homosexual in a purple suit jacket with a bougie bolo, YSL bag and Lafufu in a pilot uniform because he’s insufferable 
Bearded homosexual aboard the MV Chelan en route to Orcas Island
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
When checking into the Amex Centurion lounge, you have the option of looking up your flight. It’s sort of jarring to see my employer and several former airlines in the mix 😅
Drop down list with Amerijet International, Shuttle America, Virgin America, and American Airlines. Amerijet is a cargo company, Shuttle America is wrapped up in republic Airways, and Virgin America was decimated by Alaska Air Group
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I have no affinity, nor do I generally like that compAAny, but American’s 100 year anniversary swag is well done. (I wish they’d bring back the iconic logo.)
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
A gay pilot underneath double rainbows during a maintenance delay? Groundbreaking.
Bearded homosexual in a pilot uniform underneath two rainbows next to a broke ass 767
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
In the sense that
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
If I don’t get a lil romance soon, I might combust. Lucky ducks!
Two ducks facing each other whose neck nozzles kind of make a heart shape if you squint
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Nerdy question for pax airline pilots: I’m a flea ridden freight dawg, and we don’t have wifi. Thusly, we are relegated to the ship’s onboard radar. Do you find that having other information, presumably via in-house wx apps, helps you navigate cells better (than the old days)?
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Agnetha needed a sunset spin, so we did a loop around the lake. I always love snooping on what vessels come here for work.
Bearded homosexual in gaudy leopard print in front of the Space Needle on Lake UnionMelker Rödlöga cork kayak on Lake Union in front of GasworksLarge blue and white vessel named Northern Hawk from Chevak, Alaska
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I learned to fly in these here mountains, and it’s always special to be back in the Missions.
Mountains with pastel clouds in the sunrise Mission Mountain range from interpretive site on US93 near St. Ignatius, MontanaBearded homosexual wearing a Fjällraven cap in front of Mission Mountains
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I blocked that Canadian lady for being condescending in my replies. You’re not stealing my joy on a sunny day 💅🏼
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I always love living here, but we’re officially approaching I-Can’t-Believe-I-Live-Here season in Seattle. We really have the best mix of nature amidst an urban landscape.
Bearded homosexual wearing a Fjällraven Stockholm hat with Gasworks in the background Kayak in Lake Union ship canal with two bridges in background 
Kayak pointed towards Queen Anne and the Space Needle on Lake Union
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My mantra in life, honestly.
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
When my memoir comes out, it will not be kind. I do love my gig and (some of my) fellow coworkers. However. Nowhere on the job description does it entail managing the emotions of 55+ year old men, but, truly, I’m tasked with that on the daily. Praise Gagá I’m going home today.
Bearded homosexual wearing a retro Seattle Seahawks hoodie in the observer seat of a 767
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Today is so heavy for many reasons. Please take care of yourselves— turn off the news, talk to a friend, have a quiet moment— whatever you need to maintain. The world will still be here tomorrow. (Probably.) And of course, my heart goes out to our big aviation community.
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I’m not mature enough to say anything productive.
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I’m very sorry for neglecting my BSky fam. But I’m working and tired and trying to do all the human things.
Bearded homosexual in a pilot uniform in front of a B767Sunrise over the Caribbean
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I’m glad you couldn’t hear the obscenity I muttered under my breath over the sound of those RB211s. Take me back!
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I was looking for a picture unrelated to this, but I came across this gem of me and @blainplanes.bsky.social many moons ago at OSH! We were infants!
A younger bearded homosexual with a strapping Oshkosh volunteer
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
My last paddle on BB, the blue kayak; she went to a good home— making space for Agnetha, the Swedish charmer. She’s made of cork, and I can’t wait for all the adventures we have together! (I had my eye on Melker kayaks for awhile, and it just sort of…happened. Credit cards and free will!) 🇸🇪
Long ass cork kayak sitting in front of colorful Olympic Outdoor Center in Port Gamble, WALong ass cork kayak on top of Gustav Mazda-San, a CX-5Bow of long ass cork kayak on Lake Union with Space Needle in background
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Years ago, we had Boeing 757s in our fleet. I was so lucky and proud to fly them. They’ve since retired, but several were from Icelandair’s fleet. Today I’m being super #avgeek and flying home via Portland, just to be on one once again— I sat in the flight deck and chatted with the nice crew!
Bearded homosexual first officer in front of a 757757 in front of mountains in Ontario, CAModel of Icelandair 757-200 with the Icelandic flag in the Saga Club in Keflavik airport. Boeing 757-200 wing view on an Icelandair flight departing Keflavik airport
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Reporting live from my phone (we’ll see how long this lasts). I had a great “vacation” in Sweden and Iceland. Mello was a dream, and Iceland is otherworldly. Nordic countries are my favorite.
Bearded homosexual and his cousin, Östermalm’s fave mom getting out of the house, at MelodifestivalenBearded homosexual in a rooftop pool in Stockholm at sunsetBearded homosexual in Sky Lagoon with a waterfall in the background and a tat slipBearded homosexual in a Fjällraven beanie and weird sunglasses in front of an Icelandic horse, wondering how their hair is better and more profound than whatever wisps are on top of his head
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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Just paddling through some things. (It's February. What is happening.)
bearded homosexual wearing a beanie and lifejacket with the Space Needle in the backgroundbow of blue kayak pointed toward the Seattle skyline on Lake Union
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