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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I came home a week ago. Pants off, feet up, didn’t think twice about it. But those pants? Gone. I mean witchcraft vanished. I did a sweep of my entire (very small) condo and canNOT find them.

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Husband applications can be submitted through the proper channels. (You’re doing dishes, though.)

Cutting board with chopped fennel, a can of San Marzano tomatoes, and wine

Same braiser but plated result with couscous

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Andrew. Please. I’ve been eyeing (giggle) this for months. I bought a knock off on Amazon that’s fine, but I might just reach into my purse and shell out the coin.

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The way Captain Happy should just pick up the phone and call? I don’t know how it is at other places, but I’d never send a message like this.

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Licking some wounds and persevering. Anyway, onwards.

Slightly bearded homosexual wearing a pilot uniform on a clapped out B767 flight deck

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Yearly tradition of watching Practical Magic to start the witchy season comes early for a special reason. ✨

Shark coochie in front of the fire and a TV with the title screen of Practical Magic

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The graphics might need to be…updated. Anyway, sitting support in the sim is fun (when it’s not my checkride 😅)

Dumpy 767-200 sim with outdated DELTAS 777 at Kennedy

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

That paper is verrrrry expensive! (And not exactly soft!)

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Back to work. Hello internet bots and boyfriends 💜😇

Bearded homosexual in a pilot uniform, smiling but pondering the meaning of life

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I still have some! I tried to find the oaked gin, but that was all the way at the distillery. Next time!

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

We had been planning this trip for a couple years with life getting in the way (inconveniently dying grandpa/dad, how rude), but I finally took my mommy to Victoria— we stayed at The Empress, did high tea, and went to the gardens. I snuck away for some sauna time, too. Pinkies up!

Bearded homosexual in a pinstriped suit with his mommy amidst high tea accoutrements, pinkies up.

Blue skies, high clouds, and dahlias at The Butchart Gardens

Bearded homosexual with his mommy boarding the Victoria Clipper on a delightfully foggy Seattle morning

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It has been on my bucket list for years 🥹

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

And! If it does have said performance, could it do Aspen? Someone smarter chime in.

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The Blue Angels and crew stay at my athletic club while they’re in town, and I just saw some of them in the lobby. I kept my mouth shut, but I wanted to say this so bad.

Meme saying “you know I’m something of a PILOT myself”

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

For the avgeeks, I got up close and personal with that ex-Virgin Conviasa A340. (At least I think it’s ex-Virgin.)

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Now I know the lyrics are open to interpretation, but you can’t tell me Celine was being a bit of a hussy with “To Love You More.” 💅🏼

Lyrics of To Love You More by Celine Dion

“She won’t love you like I will. I’m the one who’ll say when she walks away”

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

They’re such an unserious “party” and I’m annoyed we have to entertain them in this godforsaken tent.

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Morale is low at work, but today was cool: I flew a humanitarian flight to Venezuela and got to hang out with Lebron, the anti-drug dog who was very friendly (approved by the handler of course). He came on board to snoof some things, mostly my leftover arepa.

Venezuelan arepa looking out over the mountains from a B767 flight deck

Blurry screengrab from a video of LeBron, and anti-droga cachorro who visited my flight deck. Half Malinois half German shepherd angel

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Having spent too much time on the airplane yesterday, I started to wonder about Don Garment’s life. Was he happy? Fulfilled? (On the 767 freighters, we don’t have evacuation slides; rather, a diaper harness that you “don” and jump out of the plane to a workman’s comp claim.)

Evacuation instructions for a B767F’s inertial reel escape “system” that

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Y’know, having grown up in Missouri, I never flew TWA. They didn’t have service to Montana where my mom’s side is from. But that last livery was one of my all time favorites.

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

A Big Beautiful Boeing Booty amidst the mountains of Honduras— this is the first time I’ve been to Tegus during the day.

A big beautiful Boeing booty, a perfect planus one might say, in front of mountains and blue sky

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Dog days of summer mixed with glory day aviation relics rotting in the sun.

Bearded homosexual in a pilot uniform with a CTRL ALT DLT face

Boeing 727 in Miami rotting amidst palm trees

Douglas DC-8 basking in the sun, practicing for her eventual rot in the desert

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

A legend flown west. I used to see her as a baby pilot running around WAI conferences, and she was a true inspiration!

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I am! And that’s going to be my 40th birthday present to myself. However, in the meantime…

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Gustav was giving me problems. I don’t need a Volvo. But now I want one. Someone tell me no!

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

A stern talking to and a threat to wash its mouth out with soap, preferably.

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Fellow whites, you should be paying Black people today. Happy Juneteenth!

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Today is exemplary of how joy is a surfactant to the greasy feeling of fascism. Watching the Obama Presidential Center opening ceremony healed me a little bit, and it gave me the hope that there ARE better days ahead. (Plus Hillary’s cackle about the Nobel Peace Prize was pettyyyy 😈💅🏼)

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Due to my schedule, I likely won’t be home for Pride in Seattle— so I took my dentist (a dear friend, IYKYK) to a drag brunch at my “gym.” Ok, so the Washington Athletic Club is more than a gym but a community that is no longer “male, pale, and stale.” It’s a new era of inclusivity. Happy Pride!

Bearded homosexual with a well-bosomed broad, both in sequins in front of a WAC pride stage in rainbow

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Is it a Star Alliance adjacent thing? Because DEN is the same way.

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

He really is. It’s healing a younger me who never fit in with the sports crowd.

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I’ve done exactly two lessons with zero practice in between. But “my” coach played professionally and keeps me coming back for some reason. I figure it’s more structured and strenuous than pickleball. 🎾

Sweaty, bearded homosexual holding a tennis racket

Sweaty, bearded homosexual with a very tall Chilean tennis coach

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I think if I ever transitioned to GA, I’d have to have a real conversation with myself about “personal minimums” because that simply does not exist in our operation.

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

How do we feel about FLYING mag? I grew up reading Les Abend, Dick Karl, and Martha Lunken. But I let my subscription lapse. I feel like I saw something about their EIC being Tr*mpy, and I’m not about that. Plus, several of my faves have left.

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Standard procedure in The Homosexual Agenda™.

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Pues, así 😅 I didn’t think about it like that, but of course that’s not my typical MO.

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

My route? I never know. This is what I did over the past two weeks with a couple repeats— took horses to Santo Domingo, brought an engine from Panamá, and baby chicks from Tegucigalpa.

Great Circle Mapper map indicating routes of a bearded homosexual pilot including Miami, Curaçao, Santo Domingo, Panamá, and Tegucigalpa

Humpy sitting on the glareshield before his flight to Santo Domingo.

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Mx. Robbie Bobbie Berta Boeing @captainbobbie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I dated one, so I’m good on that for awhile. 😅

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