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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I just finished Ace Combat 8 (did the last 10 or so missions in one sitting), and I both have too many words, and not enough to describe that experience It's peak

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

have you considered that they are all the same dude just moving back and forth really really fast?

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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

good morning bluesky friends ❤️

a girl with a face mask is holding a mug and taking a selfie with water behind her and one swan

"You seem to be doomscrolling a lot for a girl who has books to read"

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

We haven't seen the XB-70 since Ace Combat 6 (where 3 of them randomly showed up to bomb an armoured battalion in the alps)

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm pretty sure that the more recent Ghost Recon games still do take place in the same universe as Future Soldier (Wildlands is a few years before, Breakpoint is a few years after)

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Apparently i have a notable vitamin D deficiency That goes some way to explaining why i've been feeling so tired the last couple of months...

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Ko-tutankhamun @kingoftheu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Mercury: libertarian Venus: communist Earth: tbd, still subject of contention Mars: chud leftist Jupiter: Absolute Monarchist (moons are liberal democracies) Saturn: Limousine Liberal/Champagne Socialist Uranus: "Moderates" on the dating apps Neptune: Clintonism

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It's strange that I sometimes ask myself 'why am I like this?' when I already know, at a clinical level, why I am, indeed, 'like this'

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It's great how the main thing I got out of registering with disability services at uni (for ADHD reasons) is it being easier to apply for deadline extensions I've always felt that's of dubious utility, because I don't tend to find said extensions actually useful (it just delays the scramble)

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

This video was laser-targeted at me

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

the fact that i've been feeling really shit lately is making me thing about doing financial damage to myself (doing a diving-related shopping spree)

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

It is impressive at how I manage to be bad at basically everything I turn my hand to (or at least, I'm not 'good' at any of them)

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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

god what am i doing with my life lol

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"Sorry I'm late, traffic was in absolutely girlcock this morning"

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The USAID thing will eventually be talked about like a genocide

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I'm at speed dating and i continue to be shy around women #uselesslesbian

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Trying to come up with a cool back-ronym for 'RAVE Protocol' after a joke from a Max0r video (the one about Ace Combat Zero)

As a last-ditch effort, the California engaged it’s ‘RAV-E’ (Rearguard Attenuation Vertex-Extreme) protocol, temporarily overloading its jamming and laser arrays in a desperate attempt to stave off disaster.

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I need to get better at saying no to work...

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

IDK why I thought I could do a full-time study loading while also working... I actually know exactly why (because my Mum would get angry at me if I didn't (she's angry at me anyway))

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I just feel like I haven't stopped since May... (TAFE (mixed with work) went straight into more work, then a funeral, then back into more work, then back to TAFE and work again) I thank my family for my self-destructive mindset

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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 02/08/2026

to the extent that there is a "male loneliness epidemic" it can be put down to the failure of men to play the co-op campaign of splinter cell conviction together, and to a lesser extent the failure of ubisoft to properly support that product

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I am planning on writing more (the next chapter is like half-done), but life has just been getting in the way for a while

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

What a nice interesting video that definitely won't make me feel angry about the state of the world... youtu.be/3j2SbcH21tA?...

youtu.be

On Fallout: New Vegas and the Twilight of Democracy

YouTube video by Soup Emporium

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

If i recall the actual lore is that he fell off a combine harvester and broke his neck

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

In all seriousness, I don't actually headcanon anyone on The Pitt as trans With one obvious exception...

A still image of med student Joy Kwon (played by Irene Choi) on Season 2 of 'The Pitt'

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I wonder if estrogen could save her...

An on-set still of med student James Ogilvie (played by Lucas Iverson) from season 2 of 'The Pitt'

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The fact that i seem to be susceptible to papercuts is not a great thing considering i work in printing...

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I gotta say, as someone who has very fond memories of watching the original show as a kid, I really liked the Malcolm in the Middle reunion serie... Wait... What's Doug Driscoll doing here?

A still from Episode 4 of 'Malcolm in the Middle: Life's Still Unfair', with Ken Finley (played by Arjay Smith) drinking a beer on the left, Francis (played by Christopher Masterson) in the middle holding a phone and looking stressed, and Drew Horton (played by Drew Powell) on the right looking like he's about to shit himself
The joke is that Drew Powell also played Doug Driscoll on the medical drama 'The Pitt' (where he is a massive asshole)

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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 18/11/2024

This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Its been a while, so I thought I should re-iterate that I will never write 'cockpit sex'

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I have no idea what i'm doing

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

When the chips are down, and everything seems hopeless, its the perfect time to ask yourself: 'what if this is the year i get a drysuit?'

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 01/10/2024

Maybe if i can't find any trans-cis lesbian scuba diver couples to find adorable, i will be forced to do it myself... I mean, i've been trying to make it happen for 4 years to no success, but whatever... 👉👈🙄

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I honestly believe that in order to actually move the franchise on, they need to kill off chief (or maybe just stick to a story for more than 1 game, either works)

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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Apologies if I sound angry, but it is a real problem that the 'smart' commentary on this war is trying hard to avoid the core lesson ("the president is a fucking moron") because it doesn't sound very clever when it is absolutely the most important takeaway from this debacle.

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Jess @caparo479.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It's important to be sunsmart