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@cantoridiamond.bsky.social
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40s | fandom old | she/her | 🩷💙💜 | multifandom | do not cite the old magic etc. etc. the north remembers | officially labelled a disturber of the peace | cantoridiamond on ao3 | cantori-diamond on tumblr

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Evergreen
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? 

The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.

Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.

Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I call into session this year's meeting of the Annual Candy Corn Is Colorful Garbage Not Worth Eating club [slams gavel]
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
started ac3 and am over here like… did I really go from my king ezio mfing auditore to some dude named [checks again] haytham
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Adrienne @adrienneleigh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i just can't get over the absolute histrionic absurdity involved in saying that someone committed "literary sex crimes" because you don't like their portrayal of your fictional vampire boyfriend
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lil bit of blackwall/trevelyan for this fine tuesday morning? archiveofourown.org/works/93506021
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[sobbing] there's no shepard without vakarian
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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An image of Bann Teagan being forced to dance in Dragon Age Origins. The text reads, "Listen, I only do unethical magic if it's really funny".
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh, to be a fat bear sitting in the falls and staring into the rushing water for my fresh fish dinner
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[huffs line off forbidden presidium level floor] fuuuuuuck yeah that's the good stuff
Garrus Vakarian and Commander Shepard face off in a weird shooting flirtfest whilst breaking about 137 regulations.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pretty sure 20 y/o me would find me to be near unrecognizable as the older version of herself.
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it probably isn't normal to think about the DAI descent dlc as much as I do
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Decided I’m going to use whumptober to try and get out of my rut. We’ll see how this goes.
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
hooboy I just saw today’s fandom crashout and all I can say is…
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Kuzco Emperor
Alt: Kuzco Emperor says no thank you
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
why is there always motherfucking laundry
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't mind mine!
Birthday color for April 10 is apparently Cardinal Red, Color Word "Majesty," Color code "C41E3A," description: "Commanding and principled like cardinal red. A natural leader who stays calm under pressure, you courageously stand up for those who need protection."
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it's brooks falls bear cam season, y'all, i'm so happy
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Miss Congeniality really is a masterpiece.
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am playing such a cursed ME3 playthrough 😆
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
when I was in 5th grade (so 1994) I met this girl and we bonded because she wore a t-shirt with the starship enterprise on it and we would watch tng in her parents basement on the projector together and that was my first fandom friendship, way back in ye olden pre-internet-access times
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am inexplicably tempted by the communi-grater.
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Made it to ME3 in this legendary edition runthrough and I'm just really pleased with how she's imported through the games.
Kat Shepard in ME1Kat Shepard in ME2Kat Shepard in ME3
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don't know about CHANGED my life, but Dragon Age Inquisition might've SAVED mine. I had a truly horrific 2nd trimester miscarriage in 2015 that involved what I know in hindsight to be medical malpractice and a transfer of hospitals halfway through, and DAI got me through the grief and rage of it.
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The time for goth kitchens has arrived!
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
in season 4 of star trek discovery now and fully blossoming with multiple fic ideas
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If they ever invent eternal sunshining irl I will sign up if only to rid myself of one very pernicious memory
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Fansplaining @fansplaining.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
On July 8th, we published a piece on AI in Heated Rivalry fic fandom. On July 30th, the New York Times ran a piece on the same subject. We weren't surprised—because we knew a Times reporter had read our coverage. A tale of two fandom articles, part of a longstanding dynamic in the media industry:
fansplaining.com
Lessons From a Heated Media Rivalry
How we learned that the New York Times has a Fansplaining account.
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tar-minyatur’s court twink ✵ @caranthirs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
it is absolutely true that the dynamics of fandom have drastically changed in the last 10 years as it has become more mainstream but occasionally people will suggest that fandom wasn’t also crazy before and that’s a revisionism i cannot stand for. i was there, gandalf…i was there 3000 discourses ago
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.
Tim Curry in full clown make up holding an umbrella between takes during the filming of the tv miniseries of It
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
starting to think the grim reaper is in the files
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
QTP with a gif of your favorite Pokémon! (Wrong answers only)
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Fizzgig from Dark Crystal Opens Mouth
Alt: Fizzgig from Dark Crystal Opens Mouth
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“by a celebrity 💅” fuck her god she’s SO MAD someone else besides her is being lauded as the patron saint of child literacy. you had your chance and blew it, lady! that’s not who you are anymore! gotta force HBO to reboot your movies just to feel something smh
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KJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
there will be many ways to celebrate dolly parton and the one I want to point out is that she was a friend of Miss Piggy
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s a sad, sad day. Rest well, Dolly.
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just a friendly reminder that supporting your local library also means supporting your local library ghost.
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
and that shit still slaps, tbh
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Apricot @mishmeshart.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#dragonage Blackwall WIP
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I fully reject that you have to forgive at all. I do not forgive by default. That shit is earned and I don’t need to forgive anyone anything to live my life fully. Fuck that. And maybe sometimes I don’t allow for a chance to earn it. I can do that. Fuck you, live with what you did to me. I do.
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
nothing like a day you forgot to take your meds to remind you why exactly you need them
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the viral french chocolate guy!? he's shilling for harry potter!? come on man
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
ooooooooooooooh shit
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richard @halkyardo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
further study needs to be done on office coffee machines, many of which appear to synthesize Coffee 2 directly, without the intermediate Coffee 1 stage.
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InfiDale @infidale.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The main difference between the Bible and The Lord of the Rings is that when someone calls The Lord of the Rings their favorite book, they’ve probably read it.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
not to be confused with quesadilla
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with Quesadilla.
Ķ (k-cedilla) is the 17th letter of the Latvian alphabet.
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If you mashed up Chalamet and Cumberbatch would it be Timothict Chalabatch or Benethy Cumbermet
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 09/10/2025
Higgledy piggledy Timothée Chalamet Has a name meriting Endless design Much like his forerunner Benedict Cumberbatch: Hexasyllabically, Easy to rhyme
tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I have one of those headaches where I feel like maybe I’d let Volo carve around in there with his pick for a lil break from it all.
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cantori diamond @cantoridiamond.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Well now I'm going to be really sorely disappointed if it ISN'T Kermy.
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