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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 12h

1) absolutely incredible that State Farm won’t host them 2) Dream has the opportunity to have a Cameron Indoor-esque *rabid* environment

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 15h

Based on the replies was it Shane Gillis? I don’t understand the fascination with him, he’s a fucking hack. Objectively unfunny

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 22h

I was gonna say, last person I was expecting any UK love from but I’m glad that you’re finally in the fold /ducks battery thrown from Indiana

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Onions were poached in rendered meat fat, then mixed with anchovies and then lightly fried tomato paste to build sauce base. Cumin, ancho chile powder, New Mexico red chile powder, and Mexican oregano were bloomed in a warm pan before being incorporated

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

#sext Rainy Day Chili made with ground chuck, ground pork, & smoked baby back rib meat, with garden poblanos, Hatch green chiles, jalapeños, and fire roasted tomatoes. Finished with shredded cheese, sour cream, and garden serrano pepper sauce

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Rich Rodriguez watching My Beloved Alma Mater (and his former employer) come into Morgantown and pistol whip West Virginia

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Spec Savers

ALT: Spec Savers

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My two idiots just tore around the backyard for exactly one (1) minute and were EXTREMELY upset at how wet they got

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

No, YOU woke up at 3:30 just to ensure the trench drain at the bottom of the driveway is open and flowing fine in the middle of a hurricane. (Everything is doing great)

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This person is 1000000% “in a relationship” with ChatGPT

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

JFC the internet is out AGAIN at the house, third time in 6 days. Xfinity sure has no problem processing the payment in full on time, though

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It doesn’t appear on his IMDB page under upcoming and he isn’t listed on the show’s page, maybe it’s an AI image and it’s a hallucination. If not, hoo buddy, what is you doing?

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’m so happy I can bring people together

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It’s like the villain from Weapons

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

An animatronic dummy would be less unsettling

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

BLACK HOLE SUN WON’T YOU COME AND WASH AWAY THE RAIIIIIIIIN?

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I will say that every time Son of Cerdo sees one of those he yells “CYBER-SUCKKKKKKKSSSSSSSS!!!!!”

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is embarrassing, even by the abysmally low “standards” of Stephen A. Smith. What a piece of shit

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Son of Cerdo is the real hero (made it for him, saw it across the bar, liked its vibe, etc)

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Had grilled cheese and chocolate milk for dinner because I’m a grown up

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My entire family tree has high cholesterol and the doctor SCOLDS me about it constantly. I ATE CELERY THIS MORNING, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Woke up to see Jim Bakker died. Rest in piss and I hope it’s much hotter than you feared

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Best seat in the house for some Mauraders baseball

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The only casualties were my wits, as in frightened out of

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Had this come down and hit the top of the fence while I had the girls out and it scared the shit out of all of us

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Can we please knock it off with the KOC “QB Whisperer” myth? If he’s as half as good as people pretend he is, why does his offense suuuuuuuuuck so baaaaaaaaadly?

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Minnesota Vikings: Reliably disappointing since 1961

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

God I hate this fucking team so much

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Was an accredited university not an option?

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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I RT this every time I see it

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just ran out in a torrential downpour to clear off the big dome drain because we had a lake at the bottom of the driveway. Just completely soaked

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

At this point I’m just waiting for them to send out the “here’s two free tickets because you’re staff” email

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This sounds like something some horrifically phony momfluencer who has 6 kids named Quayllyn or something would post as “great easy recipe” Send this person to The Hague

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Cantante Cerdo @cantantecerdo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Preposterous, Dee summons the demons within the confines of her own home

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