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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 15/10/2026
If you want a daily prayer companion, Ascension's new publication "Alto" has Mass readings, daily saint reflections, Lauds, and Compline. Use code "FR10" for 10% off
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 13/10/2026
"Here is water, what is to prevent me from being baptized?" "The National Statutes for the Christian Initiation of Adults"
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 07/10/2026
Miss him sm
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 30/09/2026
parish employees dressed up as saints gonna make sure that no one dies on church property
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 08/09/2026
I can't decide what my ideal stop-and-go traffic vehicle is On one hand, on my motorcycle I can lane split, which is very fun. On the other hand, stop-and-go traffic is the ideal situation for hypermiling in the Maverick
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 28/08/2026
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 28/08/2026
"You are the keeper of my heart, You are the keeper of my heart, and I'm restless, I'm restless 'til I rest in You, 'til I rest in You, I am restless, I'm restless 'il I rest in You, 'til I rest in You, oh I wanna rest in You" -St. Augustine
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 28/08/2026
"You called and You shouted, broke through my deafness. Now I'm breathing in and breathing out; I'm alive again" -St. Augustine
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 26/08/2026
"The saints love their sanctity not because it separates them from the rest of us and places them above us, but because, on the contrary, it brings them closer to us...
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 19/08/2026
yeah I have a Vatican II parish* *a parish with daily communal recitiation of the breviary
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A brother priest inadvertently led my to a scriptural thought about GenAI: Let those who are naive turn in here, to those who lack sense I say, Stolen water is sweet, and bread taken secretly is pleasing!
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gregorian rants @gregorianrants.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
here in this place, new light is streaming on the big lake they call gitche gumee
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Ben @cinemashoebox.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
it started absolutely *pouring*. shortly after they illicitly consecrated their bishops. if i was the kind of person who believed in god this is probably the sort of thing that would worry me
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 12/06/2026
I found my new black shoes
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 09/06/2026
letting the flight attendants know I play Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024 and therefore if there's a pilot emergency I'll be in 8C
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Kelson Thomas (poped up) @kelson.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Bobby pin is short for Robert Pinochle
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 28/05/2026
Such a heartwarming show
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 25/05/2026
Why did the lectionary mess with the AABCCB rhyming scheme 😭 "thine" is not a bad word
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 23/05/2026
can you still not post videos on bsky
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 14/05/2026
gotta be seawaymaxxing
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 14/05/2026
how come no one has made a Great Lakes Freighter Simulator game yet
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 12/05/2026
When you're so committed to rubrics that you lie: "Most Reverend Father, our holy Mother, the Catholic Church, demands of you to promote the Priest here present, to the heavy office of a Bishop." "Have you the apostolic mandate?" "We have."
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 08/05/2026
Thou movest us to delight in praising Thee; for Thou hast formed us for Thyself, and our hearts are restless till they find rest in Thee.
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 08/05/2026
Do you think we'll ever figure out who operated the Chilean IP that edited Prevost's Wikipedia article between the white smoke and the habemus papam Were they just some rando, or someone with inside knowledge
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
i made this youtu.be/KnUFH5GX_fI
youtu.be
Nobody understands the point of hybrid cars
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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ustadh 🔒 @dragoman.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Me rereading my posts every time I get a notification
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 29/04/2026
flashbacks to Arrested Development
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 29/04/2026
the Office-like camera movements on Succession in the middle of super serious scenes are sending me
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Are you sure about that
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 04/04/2026
stat crux dum volvitur orbis
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 04/04/2026
Ave crux, spes unica!
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globe moment @pacifismenjoyer.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Project Hail Co-Redemptrix and Mediatrix of All Grace
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Jake @jakeall.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
My favorite scene was when gosling told the alien that there are only 15 mysteries of the rosary
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 23/03/2026
real trads watched Project Ave Maria
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 14/03/2026
I know the perennial wisdom is not to even change a light bulb in your first year as a pastor, but I'm definitely going to switch to these Stations of the Cross
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 06/11/2025
best ending of all time, let's be real
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Tom @dixitinsipiens.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
"Nothing is more freely given by God than that which is bought with the two coins of prayer and trust." (Erasmus, Concerning the Immense Mercy of God)
Erasmus
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Tom @dixitinsipiens.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Tl;dr: live, laugh, love, pray, don't worry, and read Erasmus
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Tom @dixitinsipiens.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
<drool>
Ascension Press Liturgy of the Hours standard editionAscension Press Liturgy of the Hours premium editionInterior mockup of Ascension Press Liturgy of the Hours Person holding Liturgy of the Hours premium edition by Ascension press
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 29/01/2026
When you're about to watch Lord of the Rings: the Return of the King (Extended Edition) in theaters
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 28/01/2026
green is not a creative color
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 28/01/2026
It was "dress up as your favorite teacher" day for Catholic Schools week!
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 28/01/2026
It's been commented on a million times before, but it really is astonishing how well the Lord of the Rings CGI has held up and how much better the whole movie looks than pretty much anything that's been released recently
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 27/01/2026
I have a law-abiding parishioner who was detained in Minneapolis as he showed up at his normally scheduled immigration appointment yesterday. His lawyer is having difficulties figuring out what is going on. If anyone has any contacts that may be able to help, please let me know.
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 26/01/2026
We do not serve the Donkey. We do not serve the Elephant. We serve the Lamb.
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 26/01/2026
No offense to Peter Jackson, but I was told the movie would start immediately with no trailers, not have a rambling laptop video from Peter Jackson for ten minutes at the beginning
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 25/01/2026
Lots of Catholic/Christian imagery at the memorial site of Alex Pretti's death. Saw a few people with rosaries.
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 24/01/2026
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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Fr. Paul @canonlaw.ninja · 29/12/2025
Is one of the greatest practical arguments for celibacy that Pastors' Kids seem to universally hate the experience?
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